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"Ireallybegyourpardon,"saidtheProphet,whileMr。Sagittariusstoodstillintheviolentattitudeofonedeterminedtododgesolongashehasbreath。"Iamnotatallinthehabitof"——Mr。Sagittariusdodged——"ofintrudinguponstrangers——"Mr。SagittariusdodgedagainwithsuchextraordinaryabruptnessanddeterminationthathenearlycausedtheyounglibrariantoswallowtheProphet’sgoldenbribe。"I

seeyoudon’tbelieveme,"theProphetcontinued,flushingpinkbutstillholdinghisground,andindeedtryingtoturnMr。Sagittarius’sflankbyastrategicmovementofalmostmilitaryprecision。"Iseethatplainly,but——"Mr。Sagittariusduckedtotheleft,endeavouringtocoverthemanoeuvrebyanalmostsimultaneousandextremelypassionatefeinttowardstheProphet’scentre,whichwasimmediatelywithdrawningoodorder——"butyourremark——arkablename,Saag——itt—ittarius,suggestedtomethatyouarerea—eallythemanIseek。"

HehadnowgotMr。SagittariusintoaveryawkwardbitofcountrybetweentheletterP。intherack,underwhichreposedMissPartridge’scorrespondence,andthenewspaperbureau,withthecounterimmediatelyonhisrear,andtakingadvantageofthiscircumstance,hecontinuedrapidly:

"MayIaskwhetheryourecentlyreceivedaletter——onemoment!——

envelope——crest——Ionlywanttoknowifyouhavereceived——only——anelephantrampant——swarmof——ofbees——"

"Ihaveneverreceivedarampantelephantandaswarmofbees,"criedMr。Sagittariuswitheverysymptomofunbridledterror。"Help,FrederickSmith!"

"Rightyouare,MalkieltheSecond!"criedtheyounglibrarian,hastilypocketingthehalfsovereignandmakingafeverishlungeatnothinginparticularoverthecounter。"Rightyouare!"

"MalkieltheSecond!"ejaculatedtheProphet。"ThenyouarethemanI

seek。"

MalkieltheSecond——foritwasindeedhe——sankbackagainstthecounterinanattitudeofabandonedprostrationthatwouldhavemadeafortuneofacomicactor。

"ItrustedtoJellybrand’s,"hesaid,drawingfromhistailpocketawhitehandkerchiefcoveredwithapatternofpinkstorksinflight。"I

trustedtoJellybrand’sandJellybrand’shasbetrayedme。Oh,FrederickSmith!"

Heputastorktoeacheye。Theyounglibrarianassumedaninjuredair。

"Itwastheagitationdidit,Mr。Sagittarius,"hesaid。"Ifyouhadn’ta—kep’dodgingIshouldn’thavelostmymemory。"

AndhelookedavariciouslyattheProphet,whosmiledathimreassuringlyanddrewforthacardcase。

"Ifeelsure,Mr。Sag——Malkiel——"

"MalkieltheSecond,sir,ismynameifitisbetrayedbyJellybrand’s,"saidthatgentlemanwithsuddendignity。"Thereisnoneedofanymister。"

"Ibegyourpardon,"saidtheProphet,handinghiscard。"Thatismynameandaddress。MayIbegyoutoforgivemyapparentanxietytomakeyouracquaintance,andimploreyoutograntmeafewmomentsofprivateconversationonamatteroftheutmostimportance?"

MalkieltheSecondreadthecard。

"BerkeleySquare,"hesaid。"/The/BerkeleySquare?"

"Exactly,theBerkeleySquare,"saidtheProphet,modestly。

"NottheoneatBrixtonRisebehindtheKimmins’smews?"saidMalkieltheSecond,suspiciously。

"Certainlynot。TheonenearGrosvenorSquare。"

"That’sbetter,"saidMalkiel,uponwhomtheProphet’saddresshadevidentlymadeagoodimpression。"Kimmins’sisnoclassatall。Hadyoucomefromthere,I——butwhatmayyouwantwithme?"

TheProphetglancedsignificantlyattheyounglibrarian,whowasleaninguponthecounterinatense,keyholeposition,withhisprivateearturnedsomewhatostentatiouslytowardsthetwospeakers。

"Icantellyouinaninnerroom,"hemurmured,inhismostingratiatingmanner。

"You’recertainit’snotBerkeleySquarebehindKimmins’s?"saidMalkiel,withalastflickerofsuspicion。

"Quitecertain——quite。"

"FrederickSmith,"saidMalkieltheSecond,"sinceJellybrand’shasbetrayedmeJellybrand’smustabidetheconsequences。Showthisgentlemanandmetotheparlour。"

"Right,Mr。Sagittarius,"repliedtheyounglibrarianwhosememoryhadagainbecomeexcellent。"ButMissMinervaiscomingatthree—thirty。"

"Hasshebespoketheparlour,FrederickSmith?"

"Yes,Mr。Sagittarius。"

"Thenshecan’thaveit。That’sall。Jellybrand’smustabidethefullconsequencesofmybetrayal。Goforward,FrederickSmith。"

Theyounglibrarianwentforwardtowardsadoorofdealandgroundglasswhichhethrewopenwithsomeceremony。

"Theparlour,gents,"hesaid。

"Afteryou,sir,afteryou,"saidMalkieltheSecond,makingasidestepandbringinghisfeettogetherinthefirstposition。

"No,no,"rejoinedtheProphet,gentlydrawingthesagetothefront,andinsertinghimintotheparlourinsuchaningeniousmannerthathedidnotperceivethejourneyofasecondhalfsovereignfromthepersonoftheProphettothatoftheyounglibrarian,whothereafterclosedthedealandgroundglassdoor,andreturnedtothecounter,whistlinginanabsent—mindedmanner,"I’maHappyMillionairefromColorado。"

CHAPTERIII

THETWOPROPHETSPARTAKEOF"CREAMINGFOAM。"

"Andnow,sir,"saidMalkieltheSecond,pointingtoacoupleofcanechairswhich,withthetable,endeavoured,ratherunsuccessfully,tofurnishforththeparlouratJellybrand’s,"nowsir,whatdoyouwantwithme?"

Ashespokehethrewhisblackovercoatwideopen,seatedhimselfontheedgeofoneofthechairsinadignifiedattitude,andcrossedhisfeet——whichwerenotinnocentofspats——oneovertheother。

TheProphetwasresolvedtodareall,andhe,therefore,answeredboldly,——

"MalkieltheSecond,Iwishtospeaktoyouasoneprophettoanother。"

AtthisremarkMalkielstartedviolently,anddartedasearchingglancefrombeneathhisblondeeyebrowsatHennessey。

"DoyouliveintheBerkeleySquare,sir,"hesaid,"andclaimtobeaprophet?"

"Ido,"saidHennessey,withmodestdetermination。

Malkielsmiled,alongandwreathedsmilethatwasfulloflusciousmelancholyandtragicsweetness。

"Theassumptionseemsratherridiculous——forgiveme,"heexclaimed。

"TheBerkeleySquare!WhateverwouldMadamesay?"

"Madame?"saidtheProphet,inquiringly。

"MadameMalkiel,orMadameSagittarius,asshealwayspasses。"

"Yourwife?"

"Myhonouredlady,"saidMalkiel,withpride。"Moretomealmostthananylunarguideorstarrymonitor。What,oh,whatwouldshesaytoaprophetfromtheBerkeleySquare?"

Heburstintohollowlaughter,shakinguponthecanechairtillitsveryfoundationsseemedthreatenedasbyanearthquake,andwasobligedtoapplytheflightofstorkstohiseyesbeforehecouldinanydegreerecoverhisequanimity。Atlengthheglancedupwithtearsrollingdownhischeeks。

"Excuseme,sir,"hesaid。"Butwhatcanyouknowofprophecyinsuchafashionableneighbourhood,closetoGrosvenorSquareandwithinsight,asonemaysay,ofPiccadilly?Oh,dear,oh,dear!"

"Butreally,"saidtheProphet,whohadflushedred,butwhostillspokewithpleasantmildness,"whatinfluencecanneighbourhoodhaveuponsuchasuperterrestrialmatter?"

"DidIsaiahresideintheBerkeleySquare,sir?"

"Ifancynot。Still——"

"Ifancynot,too,"rejoinedMalkiel。"NorBernardWilkinseither,oranyprophetthateverIheardof。Why,evenJesseJoneslivesoffPerkin’sRoad,WandsworthCommon,thoughhedoeskeepasitting—roominBernersStreetjusttoseehisclientsin,andheisaverylow—classperson,evenforaprophet。No,no,sir,Madameisquiteright。Shemarriedmedespitethedamning——yes,Isay,sir,thedamningfactthatIwasaprophet——"hereMalkieltheSecondbroughtdownoneofthedogskingloveswithviolenceuponthericketyparlourtable——"butbeforeeverwewenttotheRegistrar’sshemademetakeasolemnoath。

Whatwasit,doyousay?"

"Yes,Ido,"saidHennessey,leaningforwardandgazingintoMalkiel’slongandexcitedfaceroundwhichtheheavymatofpomadedhairvibrated。

"Itwasthis,sir——tomixwithnoprophetssolongaswebothshouldlive。Prophets,shetrulysaid,arelow—class,evendirty,persons。

Theirparties,their’athomes’areshoddy。Theyliveinfourth—rateneighbourhoods。Theyburngasandsitonhorsehair。Onlyinrarecasesdotheyhaveanybathroomintheirhouses。Theirinfluencewouldbebadforthechildrenwhentheybegintogrowup。HowcouldCoronamakeher/debut/"——Malkielpronounceditdebbew——"inpropheticcircles?HowcouldshecomeoutinDrakeman’sVillas,Tooting,ordancewithsuchyoungfellersasfrequentHagglin’sBuildings,ClaphamRise?Howcouldshedoit,sir?"

"Idon’tknow,I’msure,"gaspedtheProphet。

"NorI,sir,norI,"continuedMalkiel,withunabatedfervour。"Andit’sthesamewithCapricornus。Myboyshallnotbethrowninwithprophets。DidMalkieltheFirststartthe/Almanac/forthat?Didhefosterittillitwentfromthepoorservantgirl’satticintothegildedapartmentsofthearistocracyandlayevenuponRoyaltablesforthat?Didhe,Isay?"

"Ihaven’tanidea,"saidtheProphet。

"Hedidnot,sir。AndI——Imyself"——hearrangedthediamondpininhiswhitesatintiewithanalmostimperialgesture——"havenotfolloweduponthelineshelaiddownwithoutimbibing,asImaytrulysay,theloftyspiritthatguidedhim,theloftysocialspirit,asMadamecallsit。Therehavebeenotherprophets,Iknow。Thereareotherprophets。I

donotattempttodenyit。Butwhereelsethanhere,sir"——thedogskinglovelayuponthebreastofthechocolatebrownfrockcoat——"whereelsethanherewillyoufindaprophetwhohideshisidentitybeneathan/alias/,whoremains,asMadamealwayssays,/perdew/,andwhoconductshisprofessiononhonourableandbusiness—likelines?AmI

dressedlikeaprophet?"HesuddenlybroughthisdoubledfistdownupontheProphet’sknee。

"No,"criedHennessey。"Certainlynot!"

"Why,sir,howcanIbewhenItellyouthatMerriman&SaxsterofRegentStreetaremytailors,andhavebeensincemyfirstpairoftrouserings?DoIbearmyselfprophetically?IthinkyouwillagreethatIdonotwhenyouknowthatIamfrequentlymistakenforanoutsidebroker——yes,sir,andthatthishasevenhappeneduponthepieratMargate。YouhaveseenmydemeanouratJellybrand’s。Yousawmecomeintothelibrary。YousawmymannerwithFrederickSmith。Wasitassuming?DidIlorditoverthelad?"

"Certainlynot。"

"No。Imighthavebeenanybody,anyordinarypersonlivinginGrosvenorPlace,or,likeyourself,intheBerkeleySquare。Andsoiteveris。

Otherprophetsthereare——possiblymenofacertainabilityeveninthatdirection——butthereisonlyoneMalkiel,onlyonewhoattendsstrictlytobusiness,whodrawsagoodincomefromthestars,sir,andsatisfiesthepublicmonthin,monthout,withoutmakingafussaboutit。Waitafewyears,sir,onlywait!"

"Certainly,"saidtheProphet。"Iwill。"

"Waittillthechildrenaregrownup。WaittillCapricornushasgothisLatinbyheartandgonetoOxford。Then,andonlythen,youwillknowwhetherMalkieltheSecondistheexceptiontotheruleofprophets。

Yes,andMadameshallknowit,too。Shetrustedme,sir,asonlyawomancan。SheknewIwasaprophetandhadaprophetforafatherbeforeme。Andyetshetrustedme。Itwasadaringthingtodo。Manywouldcallitfoolhardy。Wouldn’tthey,sir?"

Thedogskinglovewasraised。TheProphethastenedtoreply,——

"Idaresaytheywould。"

"Butshewasnotafraid,andsheshallhaveherreward。CoronashallneversetfootinDrakeman’sVillas,norbreathetheairofHagglin’s。

Imusthaveaglassofwater,Imust,sir,indeed。"

Hegaspedheavilyandwasabouttorise,whentheProphetsaid:

"Joinmeinaglassofwine。"

"Ishouldbedelighted,"Malkielanswered。"Delighted,I’msure,butI

doubtwhetherJellybrand’s——"

"CouldnotFrederickSmithgooutandfetchusa——apintbottleofchampagne?"saidtheProphet,playingadesperatecardinthepropheticgame。

AnexpressionalmostofjovialityoverspreadthetragicfarceofMalkiel’sappearance。

"We’llsee,"heanswered,openingthedealdoor。"FrederickSmith!"

"Here,Mr。Sagittarius,"criedthesopranovoiceoftheyounglibrarian。

"Canyouleavethelibraryforamoment,FrederickSmith?"

TheProphetheldupasovereignoverMalkieltheSecond’snarrowshoulder。

"Yes,Mr。Sagittarius,forhalfamo!"

"Ah!Whereisthenearestchampagne,FrederickSmith?"

"Thenearest——"

"Champagne,Isaid,FrederickSmith。"

"IdaresayIcouldgetadozenatGillow’snexttherabbitshop,"

repliedtheyounglibrarian,thoughtfully。

TheProphetshudderedtothedepthsofhisbeing,buthewasnowembarkeduponhisenterpriseandmustcrowdallsail。

"GotoGillow’s,"heexclaimed,withanassumptionoffeverishgeniality,"andbringbackacoupleofrabbits——Imeanbottles。Theymustbedry。Youunderstand?"

Theyounglibrarianlookedoutofthewindow。

"Oh,I’llmanagethat,sir。Itain’training,"herepliedcarelessly。

TheProphetstifledacryofhorrorashepressedthesovereignintotheyounglibrarian’shand。

"Youcankeepthechange,"hewhispered,addinginatremulousvoice,"Tellme——tellmefrankly——doyouthinkinyourownmindthattherewillbeany?"

"Idon’tknowaboutinmyownmind,"rejoinedtheyounglibrarian,drawingatweedcapfromsomehiddenrecessbeneaththecounter。"ButifyouonlywanttwobottlesIexpectthere’llbetenbobover。"

TheProphetturnedaspaleasashesandhadsomedifficultyinsustaininghimselftotheparlour,whereheandMalkieltheSecondsatdowninsilencetoawaittheyounglibrarian’sreturn。FrederickSmithcamebackinaboutfiveminutes,withanostentatious—lookingbottlesmotheredingoldleafundereacharm。

"Therewasfourshillingsapiecetopay,sir,"heremarkedtotheProphetasheplacedthemuponthetable。"Igotthe’ourownmake’

brandwiththe’creamingfoam’uponthecorks。"

TheProphetbenthishead。Hewasquiteunabletospeak,buthesignedtotheyounglibrariantoopenoneofthebottlesandpouritscontentsintothetwotumblersofthickandratherdustyglassthatJellybrand’skeptforitsmomentsofconviviality。MalkieltheSecondliftedthegoblettothewindowandeyedthebeadednectarwithanairofalmostrakishanticipation。

"Ready,sir?"hesaid,turningtotheProphet,who,withatremblinghand,followedhisexample。

"Quite——ready,"saidtheProphet,shuttinghiseyes。

"Then,"rejoinedMalkieltheSecondinaformalvoice,"here’sluck!"

Heheldthetumblertohislips,waitingfortheProphet’sreplytogivethesignalforaunanimousswallowingofthepricelesswine。

"Luck,"echoedtheProphetinafalteringvoice。

Ashegraduallyrecoveredhisfaculties,heheardMalkieltheSecondsay,withanalmostdebauchedaccent,——

"Thatputsheartintoaman。IshallgiveGillowsanorder。Leaveus,FrederickSmith,andrememberthatMissMinervaisonnoaccounttobeletinheretillthisgentlemanandIhavefinishedthesecondbottle。"

TheProphetcouldnotresistawildmovementofprotest,whichwasapparentlytakenbytheyounglibrarianasapassionategestureofdismissal。Forhelefttheroomrapidlyandclosedthedoorwithdecisionbehindhim。

"Andnow,sir,Iamatyourservice,"saidMalkieltheSecond,courteously。"Letmepouryouanotherglassofwine。"

TheProphetassentedmechanically。Itseemedstrangetohavetodiesoyoung,andwithsomanyplansunfulfilled,buthefeltthatitwasuselesstostruggleagainstdestinyandhedrankagain。Thenheheardavoicesay,——

"Andnow,sir,Iamallattention。"

Helookedup。Hesawtheparlour,thegroundglassofthedoor,thetumblersandbottlesonthetable,thesharpfeaturesandstrained,farcicaleyesofMalkielframedinthematted,curlinghair。Thenallwasnotoveryet。Therewassomethingstillinstoreforhim。Hesatup,pushedthecreamingfour—shillingfoamoutofhissight,turnedtohisinterlocutor,andwithagreateffortcollectedhimself。

"Iwanttoconsultyou,"hebegan,"aboutmystrangepowers。"

Malkielsmiledwitheasyirony。

"StrangepowersinBerkeleySquare!"heejaculated。"TheBerkeleySquare!Butgoon,sir。Whatarethey?"

"Havingbeenledtostudythestars,"continuedtheProphetwithmorecomposureandgrowingearnestness,"Ifeltmyselfmovedtomakeaprophecy。"

"Weatherforecast,Isuppose,"remarkedMalkiel,laconically。

"Howdidyouknowthat?"

"Theeasiestkind,sir,thenumberonebeginner’sprophecy。CapricornususedtotellMadamewhattheweather’dbeassoonashecouldtalk。Butgoon,sir,goon,Ibeg。"

TheProphetbegantofeelratherlesslikeIsaiah,buthecontinued,withsomedetermination,——

"Ifthathadbeenall,IdaresayIshouldhavethoughtverylittleofthematter。"

"No,youwouldn’tsir。Whothinkstheirfirstbabyalittleone?Canyoutellmethat?"

TheProphetconsideredthequestionforamoment。Thenheanswered,——

"Perhapsyou’reright。"

"Perhapsso,"rejoinedMalkiel,indulgently。"Well,sir,whatwasyournextattempt——intheBerkeleySquare?"

TheProphet’ssensitivenaturewincedundertheobviousironyoftheinterrogation,buteitherthe"creamingfoam"hadrenderedhimdesperate,orhewastosomeextentsteeledagainstthesatirebytheawfulself—respectwhichhadinvadedhimsinceMrs。Merillia’saccident。Inanycaseheansweredfirmly,——

"MalkieltheSecond,inBerkeleySquareIhadarelation——anhonouredgrandmother。"

"You’vethebetterofmethere,sir。MyparentsandMadame’sareallinBromptonCemetery。Well,sir,you’dgotanhonouredgrandmotherintheBerkeleySquare。Whatofit?"

"Shewasnaturallyelderly。"

"Andyoupredictedherdeathandshepassedover。Verynaturaltoo,sir。Thenumbertwobeginner’sprophecy。Why,Corona——"

ButatthispointtheProphetbrokein。

"Excuseme,"hesaidinascandalisedvoice,"excuseme,MalkieltheSecond,shedidnothingofthekind。Whatevermyfaultsmaybe——andtheyaremany,Iamaware——I——I——"

Hewasgreatlymoved。

"Takeanothersupofwine,sir。Youneedit,"saidMalkiel。

TheProphetmechanicallydrankoncemore,graspingtheedgeofthetableforsupportintheenduranceofthefour—bobecstasy。

"Youprophesieditandshedidn’tpassover,sir,"continuedMalkiel,withunaffectedsympathy。"Iunderstandtheblow。It’scruelhardwhenaprophecygoeswrong。Why,evenMadame——"

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