"Openas’loon,"saidthecabby,promptlyandhuskily。"IknowaplaceIcouldtakemoneyinwithbothhands。It’safour—storybrickonacorner。
I’vegotitfiguredout。Secondstory—Chinksandchopsuey;thirdfloor—manicuresandforeignmis—
sions;fourthfloor—poolroom。Ifyouwasthink—
ofputtingupthecapital。
"Oh,no,"saidGillian,Imerelyaskedfromcu—
riosity。Itakeyoubythehour。Drive’tilItellyoutostop。"
EightblocksdownBroadwayGillianpokedupthetrapwithhiscaneandgotout。Ablindmansatuponastoolonthesidewalksellingpencils。Gillianwentoutandstoodbeforehim。
"Excuseme,"hesaid,"butwouldyoumindtell—
ingmewhatyouwoulddoifyoubadathousanddollars?"
"Yougotoutofthatcabthatjustdroveup,didn’tyou?"askedtheblindman。
"Idid,"saidGillian。
"guessyouareallright,"saidthepencildealer,"torideinacabbydaylight。Takealookatthat,ifyoulike。"
Hedrewasmallbookfromhiscoatpocketandhelditout。Gillianopeneditandsawthatitwasabankdepositbook。Itshowedabalanceof$1,785totheblindman’scredit。
Gillianreturnedthebookandgotintothecab。
"Iforgotsomething,"besaid。"YoumaydrivetothelawofficesofTolman&Sharp,at—Broad—
way。"
LawyerTolmanlookedathimhostilelyandin—
quiringlythroughhisgold—rimmedglasses。
"Ibegyourpardon,"saidGillian,cheerfully,"butmayIaskyouaquestion?Itisnotanim—
pertinentone,Ihope。WasMissHaydenleftany—
thingbymyuncle’swillbesidestheringandthe$10?"
"Nothing,"saidMr。Tolman。
"Ithankyouverymuch,sir,"saidGillian,andonhewenttohiscab。Hegavethedriverthead—
dressofhislateuncle’shome。
MissHaydenwaswritinglettersinthelibrary。
Shewassmallandslenderandclothedinblack。Butyouwouldhavenoticedhereyes。Gilliandriftedinwithhisairofregardingtheworldasinconse—
quent。
I’vejustcomefromoldTolman’s,"heexplained。
They’vebeengoingoverthepapersdownthere。
Theyfounda—Gilliansearchedhismemoryforalegalterm—theyfoundanamendmentorapost—
scriptorsomethingtothewill。Itseemedthattheoldboyloosenedupalittleonsecondthoughtsandwilledyouathousanddollars。IwasdrivingupthiswayandTolmanaskedmetobringyouthemoney。
Hereitis。You’dbettercountittoseeifit’sright。"
Gillianlaidthemoneybesideherhandonthedesk。
MissHaydenturnedwhite。"Oh!"shesaid,andagain"Oh!"
Gillianhalfturnedandlookedoutthewindow。
"Isuppose,ofcourse,"besaid,inalowvoice,thatyouknowIloveyou。"
"Iamsorry,"saidMissHayden,takinguphermoney。
"Thereisnouse?"askedGillian,almostlight—
heartedly。
"Iamsorry,"shesaidagain。
"MayIwriteanote?"askedGillian,withasmile,I—reseatedhimselfatthebiglibrarytable。Shesup—
pliedhimwithpaperandpen,andthenwentbacktohersecretaire。
Gillianmadeouthisaccountofhisexpenditureofthethousanddollarsi;ithesewords:
Paidbytheblacksheep,RobertGillian,$1,000
onaccountoftheeternalhappiness,owedbyHeaventothebestanddearestwomanonearth。"
Gillianslippedhiswritingintoanenvelope,bowedandwenthisway。
HiscabstoppedagainattheofficesofTolman&
Sharp。
"Ihaveexpendedthethousanddollars,"hesaidcheerily,toTolmanofthegoldglasses,"andIhavecometorenderaccountofit,asIagreed。Thereisquiteafeelingofsummerintheair—doyounotthinkso,Mr。Tolman?"Hetossedawhiteenvelopeonthelawyer’stable。Youwillfindthereamemo—
randum,sir,ofthemodusoperandiofthevanishingofthedollars。"
Withouttouchingtheenvelope,Mr。Tolmanwenttoadoorandcalledhispartner,Sharp。Togethertheyexploredthecavernsofanimmensesafe。Forththeydragged,astrophyoftheirsearchabigenvelopesealedwithwax。Thistheyforciblyinvaded,andwaggedtheirvenerableheadstogetheroveritscon—
tents。ThenTolmanbecamespokesman。
"Mr。Gillian,"hesaid,formally,"therewasacodiciltoyouruncle’swill。Itwasintrustedtousprivately,withinstructionsthatitbenotopeneduntilyouhadfurnisheduswithafullaccountofyourhandlingofthe$1,000bequestinthewill。Asyouhavefulfilledtheconditions,mypartnerandIhavereadthecodicil。Idonotwishtoencumberyourunderstandingwithitslegalphraseology,butIwillacquaintyouwiththespiritofitscontents。
Intheeventthatyourdispositionofthe$1,000
demonstratesthatyoupossessanyofthequalifica—
tionsthatdeservereward,muchbenefitwillaccruetoyou。Mr。SharpandIarenamedasthejudges,andIassureyouthatwewilldoourdutystrictlyaccordingtojustice—withliberality。
Wearenotatallunfavorablydisposedtowardyou,Mr。Gillian。Butletusreturntotheletterofthecodicil。Ifyourdisposalofthemoneyinquestionhasbeenprudent,wise,orunselflish,itisinourpowertohandyouoverbondstothevalueof$50,000,whichhavebeenplacedinourhandsforthatpurpose。Butif—asourclient,thelateMr。Gillian,explicitlyprovides—youhaveusedthismoneyasyouhavemoneyinthepast,IquotethelateMr。Gillian—inreprehensibledissipationamongdisreputableassociates—the$50,000istobepaidtoMiriamHayden,wardofthelateMr。Gillian,withoutdelay。
Now,Mr。Gillian,Mr。SharpandIwillexamineyouraccountinregardtothe$1,000。Yousubmititinwriting,Ibelieve。Ihopeyouwillreposeconfidenceinourdecision。"
Mr。Tolmanreachedfortheenvelope。Gillianwasalittlethequickerintakingitup。Hetoretheaccountanditscoverleisurelyintostripsanddroppedthemintohispocket。
"It’sallright,"hesaid,smilingly。"Thereisn’tabitofneedtobotheryouwiththis。Idon’tsupposeyou’dunderstandtheseitemizedbets,anyway。I
lostthethousanddollarsontheraces。Good—daytoyou,gentlemen。"
Tolman&SharpshooktheirbeadsmournfullyateachotherwhenGillianleft,fortheyheardhimwhis—
tlinggaylyinthehallwayashewaitedfortheele—
vator。
THEDEFEATOFTHECITY
RobertWalmsley’sdescentuponthecityresultedinaKilkennystruggle。Hecameoutofthefightvictorbyafortuneandareputation。Ontheotherband,hewasswallowedupbythecity。Thecitygavehimwhathedemandedandthenbrandedhimwithitsbrand。Itremodelled,cut,trimmedandstampedhimtothepatternitapproves。Itopeneditssocialgatestohimandshuthiminonaclose—
cropped,formallawnwiththeselectherdofrumi—
nants。Indress,habits,manners,provincialism,routineandnarrownessheacquiredthatcharmingin—
solence,thatirritatingcompleteness,thatsophisti—
catedcrassness,thatoverbalancedpoisethatmakestheManhattangentlemansodelightfullysmallinhisgreatness。
Oneoftheup—stateruralcountiespointedwithpridetothesuccessfulyoungmetropolitanlawyerasaproductofitssoil。Sixyearsearlierthiscountyhadremovedthewheatstrawfrombetweenitshuckle—
berry—stainedteethandemittedaderisiveandbucoliclaughasoldmanWalmsley’sfreckle—faced"Bobabandonedthecertainthree—per—diemmealsoftheone—horsefarmforthediscontinuousquicklunchcountersofthethree—ringedmetropolis。Attheendofthesixyearsnomurdertrial,coachingparty,au—
tomobileaccidentorcotillionwascompleteinwhichthenameofRobertWalmsleydidnotfigure。Tailorswaylaidhiminthestreettogetanewwrinklefromthecutofhisunwrinkledtrousers。Hyphenatedfel—
lowsintheclubsandmembersoftheoldestsubpoenaedfamiliesweregladtoclaphimonthebackandallowhimthreelettersofhisname。
ButtheMatterhornofRobertWalmsley’ssuccesswasnotscaleduntilbemarriedAliciaVanDerPool。
IcitetheMatterhorn,forjustsohighandcoolandwhiteandinaccessiblewasthisdaughteroftheoldburghers。ThesocialAlpsthatrangedaboutheroverwhosebleakpassesathousandclimbersstruggled——reachedonlytoherknees。Shetoweredinherownatmosphere,serene,chaste,prideful,wadinginnofountains,diningnomonkeys,breedingnodogsforbenchshows。ShewasaVanDerPool。Fountainsweremadetoplayforher;monkeysweremadeforotherpeople’sancestors;dogs,sheunderstood,werecreatedtobecompanionsofblindpersonsandobjec—
tionablecharacterswhosmokedpipes。
ThiswastheMatterhornthatRobertWalmsleyaccomplished。Ifhefound,withthegoodpoetwiththegamefootandartificiallycurledhair,thathewhoascendstomountaintopswillfindtheloftiestpeaksmostwrappedincloudsandsnow,heconcealedhischilblainsbeneathabraveandsmilingexterior。Hewasaluckymanandknewit,eventhoughhewereimitatingtheSpartanboywithanice—creamfreezerbeneathhisdoubletfrappeeingtheregionofhisheart。
Afterabriefweddingtourabroad,thecouplere—
turnedtocreateadecidedrippleinthecalmcistern(soplacidandcoolandsunlessitis)ofthebestso—
ciety。Theyentertainedattheirredbrickmausoleumofancientgreatnessinanoldsquarethatisaceme—
teryofcrumbledglory。AndRobertWalmsleywasproudofhiswife;althoughwhileoneofhishandsshookhisguests’theotherheldtightlytohisalpen—
stockandthermometer。
OnedayAliciafoundaletterwrittentoRobertbyhismother。Itwasanuneruditeletter,fullofcropsandmotherlyloveandfarmnotes。Itchronicledthehealthofthepigandtherecentredcalf,andaskedconcerningRobert’sinreturn。Itwasaletterdirectfromthesoil,straightfromhome,fullofbiographiesofbees,talesofturnips,peaansofnew—laideggs,neg—
lectedparentsandtheslumpindriedapples。
"WhyhaveInotbeenshownyourmother’slet—
ters?"askedAlicia。Therewasalwayssomethinginhervoicethatmadeyouthinkoflorgnettes,ofac—
countsatTiffany’s,ofsledgessmoothlyglidingonthetrailfromDawsontoFortyMile,ofthetinklingofpendantprismsonyourgrandmothers’chandeliers,ofsnowlyingonaconventroof;ofapolicesergeantrefusingbail。"Yourmother,"continuedAlicia,"invitesustomakeavisittothefarm。Ihaveneverseenafarm。Wewillgothereforaweekortwo,Robert。"
"Wewill,"saidRobert,withthegrandairofanassociateSupremeJusticeconcurringinanopinion。
"IdidnotlaytheinvitationbeforeyoubecauseI
thoughtyouwouldnotcaretogo。Iammuchpleasedatyourdecision。"
"Iwillwritetohermyself,"answeredAlicia,withafaintforeshadowingofenthusiasm。"Feliceshallpackmytrunksatonce。Seven,Ithink,willbeenough。Idonotsupposethatyourmotherentertainsagreatdeal。Doesshegivemanyhouseparties?"
Robertarose,andasattorneyforruralplacesfiledademurreragainstsixoftheseventrunks。Heen—
deavoredtodefine,picture,elucidate,setforthanddescribeafarm。Hisownwordssoundedstrangeinhisears。Hehadnotrealizedhowthoroughlyurbsi—
dizedhehadbecome。
Aweekpassedandfoundthemlandedatthelittlecountrystationfivehoursoutfromthecity。Agrin—
ning,stentorian,sarcasticyouthdrivingamuletoaspringwagonhailedRobertsavagely。
"Hallo,Mr。Walmsley。Foundyourwaybackatlast,haveyou?SorryIcouldn’tbringintheauto—
mobileforyou,butdad’sbull—tonguingtheten—acrecloverpatchwithitto—day。Guessyou’llexcusemy,notwearingadresssuitovertomeetyou——itain’tsixo’clockyet,youknow。"
"I’mgladtoseeyou,Tom,"saidRobert,grasp—
inghisbrother’sband。"Yes,I’vefoundmywayatlast。You’vearighttosay’atlast。’It’sbeenovertwoyearssincethelasttime。Butitwillbeoftenerafterthis,myboy。"
Alicia,coolinthesummerbeatasanArcticwraith,whiteasaNorsesnowmaideninherflimsymuslinandflutteringlaceparasol,cameroundthecornerofthestation;andTomwasstrippedofhisassurance。Hebecamechieflyeyesightclothedinbluejeans,andonthehomewarddrivetothemulealonedidheconfideinlanguagetheinwardnessofhisthoughts。
Theydrovehomeward。Thelowsundroppedaspendthriftfloodofgolduponthefortunatefieldsofwheat。Thecitieswerefaraway。Theroadlaycurl—
ingaroundwoodanddaleandbilllikearibbonlostfromtherobeofcarelesssummer。ThewindfollowedlikeawhinnyingcoltinthetrackofPhoebus’ssteeds。
Byandbythefarmhousepeepedgrayoutofitsfaithfulgrove;theysawthelonglanewithitsconvoyofwalnuttreesrunningfromtheroadtothehouse;
theysmelledthewildroseandthebreathofcool,dampwillowsinthecreek’sbed。AndtheninunisonallthevoicesofthesoilbeganachantaddressedtothesoulofRobertWalmsley。Outofthetiltedaislesofthedimwoodtheycamehollowly;theychirpedandbuzzedfromtheparchedgrass;theytrilledfromtheripplesofthecreekford;theyfloatedupinclearPan’spipenotesfromthedimmingmeadows;thewhippoorwillsjoinedinastheypursuedmidgesintheupperair;slow—goingcow—bellsstruckoutahomelyaccompaniment——andthiswaswhateachonesaid:
"You’vefoundyourwaybackatlast,haveyou?"
Theoldvoicesofthesoilspoketohim。Leafandbudandblossomconversedwithhimintheoldvocabu—
laryofhiscarelessyouth—theinanimatethings,thefamiliarstonesandrails,thegatesandfurrowsandroofsandturnsoftheroadhadaneloquence,too,andapowerinthetransformation。Thecountryhadsmiledandhehadfeltthebreathofit,andhisheartwasdrawnasifinamomentbacktohisoldlove。
Thecitywasfaraway。
Thisruralatavism,then,seizedRobertWalmsleyandpossessedhim。Aqueerthinghenoticedincon—
nectionwithitwasthatAlicia,sittingathisside,suddenlyseemedtohimastranger。Shedidnotbe—
longtothisrecurrentphase。Neverbeforehadsheseemedsoremote,socolorlessandhigh—sointan—
gibleandunreal。Andyethehadneveradmiredhermorethanwhenshesattherebyhiminthericketyspringwagon,chimingnomorewithhismoodandwithherenvironmentthantheMatterhornchimeswithapeasant’scabbagegarden。
Thatnightwhenthegreetingsandthesupperwereover,theentirefamily,includingBuff,theyellowdog,bestreweditselfuponthefrontporch。Alicia,nothaughtybutsilent,satintheshadowdressedinanexquisitepale—grayteagown。Robert’smotherdis—
coursedtoherhappilyconcerningmarmaladeandlumbago。Tomsatonthetopstep;SistersMillieandPamontheloweststeptocatchthelightningbugs。Motherhadthewillowrocker。Fathersatinthebigarmchairwithoneofitsarmsgone。Buffsprawledinthemiddleoftheporchineverybody’sway。Thetwilightpixiesandpucksstoleforthun—
seenandplungedotherpoignantshaftsofmemoryintotheheartofRobert。Aruralmadnessenteredhissoul。Thecitywasfaraway。
Fathersatwithouthispipe,writhinginhisheavyboots,asacrificetorigidcourtesy。Robertshouted:
"No,youdon’t!"Hefetchedthepipeandlitit;beseizedtheoldgentleman’sbootsandtorethemoff。
Thelastoneslippedsuddenly,andMr。RobertWalmsley,ofWashingtonSquare,tumbledofftheporchbackwardwithBuffontopofhim,bowlingfearfully。Tomlaughedsarcastically。
Roberttoreoffhiscoatandvestandhurledthemintoalilacbush。
"Comeouthere,youlandlubber,"becriedtoTom,andI’llputgrassseedonyourback。IthinkyouCalledmea’dude’awhileago。Comealongandcutyourcapers。"
Tomunderstoodtheinvitationandaccepteditwithdelight。Threetimestheywrestledonthegrass,"sideholds,"evenasthegiantsofthemat。AndtwicewasTomforcedtobitegrassatthehandsofthedistinguishedlawyer。Dishevelled,panting,eachstillboastingofhisownprowess,theystumbledbacktotheporch。Milliecastapertreflectionuponthequalitiesofacitybrother。InaninstantRoberthadsecuredahorridkatydidinhisfingersandboredownuponher。Screamingwildly,shefledupthelane,pursuedbytheavengingglassofform。Aquarterofamileandtheyreturned,shefullofapologytothevictorious"dude。"Therusticmaniapossessedhimunabatedly。
Icandoupacowpenfulofyouslowhayseeds,"
heproclaimed,vaingloriously。"Bringonyourbull—
dogs,yourhiredmenandyourlog—rollers。"
HeturnedhandspringsonthegrassthatproddedTomtoenvioussarcasm。Andthen,withawhoop,heclatteredtotherearandbroughtbackUnclelike,abatteredcoloredretainerofthefamily,withhisbanjo,andstrewedsandontheporchanddanced"ChickenintheBreadTray"anddidbuck—and—
wingwondersforhalfanhourlonger。Incredibly,wildandboisterousthingshedid。Hesang,hetoldstoriesthatsetallbutoneshrieking,heplayedtheyokel,thehumorousclodhopper;hewasmad,andwiththerevivaloftheoldlifeinhisblood。
Hebecamesoextravagantthatoncehismothersoughtgentlytoreprovehim。ThenAliciamovedasthoughshewereabouttospeak,butshedidnot。
Throughitallshesatimmovable,aslim,whitespiritintheduskthatnomanmightquestionorread。
Byandbysheaskedpermissiontoascendtoherroom,sayingthatshewastired。OnherwayshepassedRobert。Hewasstandinginthedoor,thefigureofvulgarcomedy,withruffledhair,reddenedfaceandunpardonableconfusionofattire——notracethereoftheimmaculateRobertWalmsley,thecourtedclubmanandornamentofselectcircles。Hewasdo—
ingaconjuringtrickwithsomehouseholdutensils,andthefamily,nowwonovertohimwithoutexcep—
tion,wasbeholdinghimwithworshipfuladmiration。
AsAliciapassedinRobertstartedsuddenly。Hehadforgottenforthemomentthatshewaspresent。
Withoutaglanceathimshewentonupstairs。
Afterthatthefungrewquiet。Anhourpassedintalk,andthenRobertwentuphimself。
Shewasstandingbythewindowwhenheenteredtheirroom。Shewasstillclothedaswhentheywereontheporch。Outsideandcrowdingagainstthewindowwasagiantappletree,fullblossomed。
Robertsighedandwentnearthewindow。Hewasreadytomeethisfate。Aconfessedvulgarian,heforesawtheverdictofjusticeintheshapeofthatwhitecladform。HeknewtherigidlinesthataVanDerPoolwoulddraw。Hewasapeasantgam—
bollingindecorouslyinthevalley,andthepure,cold,white,unthawedsummitoftheMatterhorncouldnotbutfrownonhim。Hehadbeenunmaskedbyhisownactions。Allthepolish,thepoise,theformthatthecityhadgivenhimhadfallenfromhimlikeanill—fittingmantleatthefirstbreathofacountrybreeze。Dullybeawaitedtheapproachingcondemna—
tion。
"Robert,"saidthecalm,coolvoiceofhisjudge,"IthoughtImarriedagentleman。"
Yes,itwascoming。Andyet,inthefaceofit,RobertWalmsleywaseagerlyregardingacertainbranchoftheappletreeuponwhichbeusedtoclimboutofthatverywindow。Hebelievedhecoulddoitnow。Hewonderedbowmanyblossomstherewereonthetree——tenmillions?Butherewassomeonespeakingagain:
"IthoughtImarriedagentleman,"thevoicewenton,"but——"
Whyhadshecomeandwasstandingsoclosebyhisside?
"ButIfindthatIhavemarried"——wasthisAliciatalking?——"somethingbetter——aman——
Bob,dear,kissme,won’tyou?"
Thecitywasfaraway。
THESHOCKSOFDOOM
Hereisanaristocracyofthepublicparksandevenofthevagabondswhousethemfortheirprivateapartments。Vallancefeltratherthanknewthis,butwhenhesteppeddownoutofhisworldintochaoshisfeetbroughthimdirectlytoMadisonSquare。
Rawandastringentasaschoolgirl——oftheoldorder——youngMaybreathedausterelyamongthebuddingtrees。Vallancebuttonedhiscoat,lightedhislastcigaretteandtookhisseatuponabench。
Forthreeminutesbemildlyregrettedthelasthundredofhislastthousandthatithadcosthimwhenthebicyclecopputanendtohislastautomobileride。
Thenhefeltineverypocketandfoundnotasinglepenny。Hehadgivenuphisapartmentthatmorning。Hisfurniturehadgonetowardcertaindebts。Hisclothes,savewhatwereuponhim,haddescendedtohisman—servantforbackwages。Ashesattherewasnotinthewholecityforhimabedorabroiledlobsterorastreet—carfareoracarnationforbuttonholeunlessbeshouldobtainthembyspong—
onhisfriendsorbyfalsepretenses。Thereforeliehadchosenthepark。
Andallthiswasbecauseanunclehaddisinheritedhim,andcutdownhisallowancefromliberalitytonothing。Andallthatwasbecausehisnephewhaddisobeyedhimconcerningacertaingirl,whocomesnotintothisstory——therefore,allreaderswhobrushtheirhairtowarditsrootsmaybewarnedtoreadnofurther。Therewasanothernephew,ofadifferentbranch,whohadoncebeentheprospectiveheirandfavorite。Beingwithoutgraceorhope,hehadlongagodisappearedinthemire。Nowdrag—
netswereoutforhim;hewastoberehabilitatedandrestored。AndsoVallancefellgrandlyasLucifertothelowestpit,joiningthetatteredghostsinthelittlepark。
Sittingthere,heleanedfarbackonthehardbenchandlaughedajetofcigarettesmokeuptothelowesttreebranches。Thesuddenseveringofallhislife’stieshadbroughthimafree,thrilling,almostjoyouselation。Hefeltpreciselythesensationoftheaero—
nautwhenhecutsloosehisparachuteandletshisballoondriftaway。
Thehourwasnearlyten。Notmanyloungerswereonthebenches。Thepark—dweller,thoughastubbornfighteragainstautumnalcoolness,isslowtoattacktheadvancelineofspring’schillycohorts。
Thenaroseonefromaseatneartheleapingfoun—
tain,andcameandsathimselfatVallance’sside。
Hewaseitheryoungorold;cheaplodging—houseshadflavoredhimmustily;razorsandcombshadpassedhimby;inhimdrinkhadbeenbottledandsealedinthedevil’sbond。Hebeggedamatch,whichistheformofintroductionamongparkbenchers,andthenhebegantotalk。
"You’renotoneoftheregulars,"hesaidtoVal—
lance。"IknowtailoredclotheswhenIsee’em。
Youjuststoppedforamomentonyourwaythroughthepark。Don’tmindmytalkingtoyouforawhile?
I’vegottobewithsomebody。I’mafraid——I’mafraid。I’vetoldtwoorthreeofthosebummersoveraboutit。TheythinkI’mcrazy。Say——lettellyou——allI’vehadtoeatto—daywasacouplepretzelsandanapple。To—morrowI’llstandintoinheritthreemillions;andthatrestaurantyoueeovertherewiththeautosarounditwillbetooformetoeatin。Don’tbelieveit,doyou?
"Withouttheslightesttrouble,"saidVallance,withalaugh。"Ilunchedthereyesterday。To—
nightIcouldn’tbuyafive—centcupofcoffee。"
"Youdon’tlooklikeoneofus。Well,Iguessthosethingshappen。Iusedtobeahigh—flyermyselfyearsago。Whatknockedyououtofthegame?"
"I——oh,Ilostmyjob,"saidVallance。
"It’sundilutedHades,thiscity,"wentontheother。"Onedayyou’reeatingfromchina;thenextyouareeatinginChina——achop—sueyjoint。
I’vehadmorethanmyshareofhardluck。ForfiveyearsI’vebeenlittlebetterthanapanhandler。I
wasraiseduptoliveexpensivelyanddonothing。
Say——Idon’tmindtellingyou——I’vegottotalktosomebody,yousee,becauseI’mafraid——I’mafraid。Myname’sIde。Youwouldn’tthinkthatoldPaulding,oneofthemillionairesonRiversideDrive,wasmyuncle,wouldyou?Well,heis。I
livedinhishouseonce,andhadallthemoneyI
wanted。Say,haven’tyougotthepriceofacoupleofdrinksaboutyou——er——what’syourname"
"Dawson,"saidVallance。"No;I’msorrytosaythatI’mallin,financially。"
"I’vebeenlivingforaweekinacoalcellaronDivisionStreet,"wentonIde,"withacrooktheycalled’Blinky’Morris。Ididn’thaveanywhereelsetogo。WhileIwasoutto—dayachapwithsomepa—
persinhispocketwasthere,askingforme。Ididn’tknowbutwhathewasaflycop,soIdidn’tgoaroundagaintillafterdark。Therewasalettertherebehadleftforme。Say——Dawson,itwasfromabigdowntownlawyer,Mead。I’veseenhissignonAnnStreet。Pauldingwantsmetoplaytheprodigalnephew——wantsmetocomebackandbehisheiragainandblowinhismoney。I’mtocallatthelawyer’sofficeattento—morrowandstepintomyoldshoesagain——heirtothreemillion,Dawson,and$10,000ayearpocketmoney。And——I’mafraid——I’mafraid"
Thevagrantleapedtohisfeetandraisedbothtremblingarmsabovehisbead。Hecaughthisbreathandmoanedhysterically。
Vallanceseizedhisarmandforcedhimbacktothebench。
"Bequiet!"hecommanded,withsomethinglikedisgustinhistones。"Onewouldthinkyouhadlostafortune,insteadofbeingabouttoacquireone。Ofwhatareyouafraid?"
Idecoweredandshiveredonthebench。HeclungtoVallance’ssleeve,andeveninthedimglowoftheBroadwaylightsthelatestdisinheritedonecouldseedropsontheother’sbrowwrungoutbysomestrangeterror。
"Why,I’mafraidsomethingwillhappentomebe—
foremorning。Idon’tknowwhat——somethingtokeepmefromcomingintothatmoney。I’mafraidatreewillfallonme——I’mafraidacabwillrunoverme,orastonedroponmefromahousetop,orsome—
thing。Ineverwasafraidbefore。I’vesatinthisparkahundrednightsascalmasagravenimagewithoutknowingwheremybreakfastwastocomefrom。Butnowit’sdifferent。Ilovemoney,Daw—
son—I’mhappyasagodwhenit’stricklingthroughmyfingers,andpeoplearebowingtome,withthemusicandtheflowersandfineclothesallaround。AslongasIknewIwasoutofthegameIdidn’tmind。
Iwasevenhappysittinghereraggedandhungry,listeningtothefountainjumpandwatchingthecarriagesgouptheavenue。Butit’sinreachofmyhandagainnow——almost——andIcan’tstandittowaittwelvehours,Dawson——Ican’tstandit。
Therearefiftythingsthatcouldhappentome——I
couldgoblind——Imightbeattackedwithheartdisease——theworldmightcometoanendbeforeI
could——"
Idesprangtohisfeetagain,withashriek。Peo—
plestirredonthebenchesandbegantolook。Val—
lancetookhisarm。
"Comeandwalk,"hesaid,soothingly。"Andtrytocalmyourself。Thereisnoneedtobecomeex—
citedoralarmed。Nothingisgoingtohappentoyou。Onenightislikeanother。"
"That’sright,"saidIde。"Staywithme,Daw—
son——that’sagoodfellow。Walkaroundwithmeawhile。Ineverwenttopieceslikethisbefore,andI’vehadagoodmanyhardknocks。Doyouthinkyoucouldhustlesomethinginthewayofalittlelunch,oldman?I’mafraidmynerve’stoofargonetotryanypanhandling"
VallanceledhiscompanionupalmostdesertedFifthAvenue,andthenwestwardalongtheThirtiestowardBroadway。"Waithereafewminutes,"hesaid,leavingIdeinaquietandshadowedspot。Heenteredafamiliarhotel,andstrolledtowardthebarquiteinhisoldassuredway。
"There’sapoordeviloutside,Jimmy,"hesaidtothebartender,"whosayshe’shungryandlooksit。
Youknowwhattheydowhenyougivethemmoney。
Fixupasandwichortwoforhim;andI’llseethathedoesn’tthrowitaway。"
"Certainly,Mr。Vallance,"saidthebartender。
"Theyain’tallfakes。Don’tliketoseeanybodygohungry。"
Idefoldedaliberalsupplyofthefreelunchintoanapkin。Vallancewentwithitandjoinedhiscom—
panion。Idepounceduponthefoodravenously。"I
haven’thadanyfreelunchasgoodasthisinayear,"besaid。"Aren’tyougoingtoeatany,Dawson?
"I’mnothungry—thanks,"saidVallance。
"We’llgobacktotheSquare,"saidIde。"Thecopswon’tbotherusthere。I’llrolluptherestofthishamandstuffforourbreakfast。Iwon’teatanymore;I’mafraidI’llgetsick。SupposeI’ddieofcrampsorsomethingto—night,andnevergettotouchthatmoneyagain!It’selevenhoursyettilltimetoseethatlawyer。Youwon’tleaveme,willyou,Dawson?I’mafraidsomethingmighthappen。
Youhaven’tanyplacetogo,haveyou?"
"No,"saidVallance,"nowhereto—night。I’llhaveabenchwithyou。"
"Youtakeitcool,"saidIde,"ifyou’vetoldittomestraight。Ishouldthinkamanputonthebumfromagoodjobjustinonedaywouldbetearinghishair。"
"IbelieveI’vealreadyremarked,"saidVallance,laughing,"thatIwouldhavethoughtthatamanwhowasexpectingtocomeintoafortuneonthenextdaywouldbefeelingprettyeasyandquiet。"
"It’sfunnybusiness,"philosophizedIde,"aboutthewaypeopletakethings,anyhow。Here’syourbench,Dawson,rightnexttomine。Thelightdon’tshineinyoureyeshere。Say,Dawson,I’llgettheoldmantogiveyoualettertosomebodyaboutajobwhenIgetbackhome。You’vehelpedmealotto—
night。Idon’tbelieveIcouldhavegonethroughthenightifIhadn’tstruckyou。"
"Thankyou,"saidVallance。"Doyouliedownorsituponthesewhenyousleep?
ForhoursVallancegazedalmostwithoutwinkingatthestarsthroughthebranchesofthetreesandlistenedtothesharpslappingofhorses’hoofsontheseaofasphalttothesouthHismindwasactive,buthisfeelingsweredormant。Everyemotionseemedtohavebeeneradicated。Idefeltnoregrets,nofears,nopainordiscomfort。Evenwhenbethoughtofthegirl,itwasasofaninhabitantofoneofthoseremotestarsatwhichbegazed。Here—
memberedtheabsurdanticsofhiscompanionandlaughedsoftly,yetwithoutafeelingofmirth。Soonthedailyarmyofmilkwagonsmadeofthecityaroaringdrumtowhichtheymarched。Vallancefellasleeponhiscomfortlessbench。
Atteno’clockonthenextdaythetwostoodatthedoorofLawyerMead’sofficeinAnnStreet。
Ide’snervesflutteredworsethaneverwhenthehourapproached;andVallancecouldnotdecidetoleavehimapossiblepreytothedangershedreaded。
Whentheyenteredtheoffice,LawyerMeadlookedatthemwonderingly。HeandVallancewereoldfriends。Afterhisgreeting,heturnedtoIde,whostoodwithwhitefaceandtremblinglimbsbeforetheexpectedcrisis。
"Isentasecondlettertoyouraddresslastnight,Mr。Ide,"hesaid。"Ilearnedthismorningthatyouwerenottheretoreceiveit。ItwillinformyouthatMr。Pauldinghasreconsideredhisoffertotakeyoubackintofavor。Hehasdecidednottodoso,anddesiresyoutounderstandthatnochangewillbemadeintherelationsexistingbetweenyouandhim。"
Ide’stremblingsuddenlyceased。Thecolorcamebacktohisface,andbestraightenedhisback。Hisjawwentforwardhalfaninch,andagleamcameintohiseye。Hepushedbackhisbatteredbatwithonehand,andextendedtheother,withlevelledfin—
gers,towardthelawyer。Hetookalongbreathandthenlaughedsardonically。
"TelloldPauldinghemaygotothedevil,"hesaid,loudlyandclearly,andturnedandwalkedoutoftheofficewithafirmandlivelystep。
LawyerMeadturnedonhisheeltoVallanceandsmiled。
"Iamgladyoucamein,"hesaid,genially。
"Yourunclewantsyoutoreturnhomeatonce。Heisreconciledtothesituationthatledtohishastyaction,anddesirestosaythatallwillbeas——"
"Hey,Adams!"criedLawyerMead,breakinghissentence,andcallingtohisclerk。"BringaglassofwaterMr。Vallancehasfainted。"
THEPLUTONIANFIRE
ThereareafeweditormenwithwhomIamprivi—
legedtocomeincontact。Ithasnotbeenlongsinceitwastheirhabittocomeincontactwithme。Thereisadifference。
Theytellmethatwithalargenumberofthemanuscriptsthataresubmittedtothemcomeadvices(inthewayofaboost)fromtheauthorasseveratingthattheincidentsinthestoryaretrue。Thedes—
tinationofsuchcontributionsdependswhollyuponthequestionoftheenclosureofstamps。Somearereturned,therestarethrownonthefloorinacornerontopofapairofgumshoes,anoverturnedstatu—
etteoftheWingedVictory,andapileofoldmaga—
zinescontainingapictureoftheeditorintheactofreadingthelatestcopyofLePetitJournal,rightsideup—youcantellbytheillustrations。Itisonlyalegendthattherearewastebasketsineditors’
offices。
Thusistruthheldindisrepute。Butintimetruthandscienceandnaturewilladaptthemselvestoart。
Thingswillhappenlogically,andthevillainbedis—
comfitedinsteadofbeingelectedtotheboardofdirectors。Butinthemeantimefictionmustnotonlybedivorcedfromfact,butmustpayalimonyandbeawardedcustodyofthepressdespatches。
Thispreambleistowarnyouoffthegradecross—
ingofatruestory。Beingthat,itshallbetoldsim—
ply,withconjunctionssubstitutedforadjectiveswhereverpossible,andwhateverevidencesofstylemayappearinitshallbeduetothelinotypeman。
Itisastoryoftheliterarylifeinagreatcity,anditshouldbeofinteresttoeveryauthorwithina20—
mileradiusofGosport,Ind。,whosedeskholdsaMS。
storybeginningthus:"Whilethecheersfollowinghisnominationwerestillringingthroughtheoldcourthouse,Harwoodbrokeawayfromthecongrat—
ulatinghandclaspsofhishenchmenandhurriedtoJudgeCreswell’shousetofindIda。"
PettitcameupoutofAlabamatowritefiction。
TheSouthernpapershadprintedeightofhisstoriesunderaneditorialcaptionidentifyingtheauthorasthesonof"thegallantMajorPettingillPettit,ourformerCountyAttorneyandheroofthebattleofLookoutMountain。"
Pettitwasaruggedfellow,withakindofshame—
facedculture,andmygoodfriend。HisfatherkeptageneralstoreinalittletowncalledHosea。Pettithadbeenraisedinthepine—woodsandbroom—sedgefieldsadjacentthereto。HehadinhisgripsacktwomanuscriptnovelsoftheadventuresinPicardyofoneGastonLaboulaye,VicomptedeMontrepos,intheyear1329。That’snothing。Wealldothat。
Andsomedaywhenwemakeahitwiththelittlesketchaboutanewsyandhislamedog,theeditorprintstheotheroneforus——or"onus,"asthesay—
ingis——andthen——andthenwehavetogetabigvaliseandpeddlethosepatentair—draftgasburners。
At$1。25everybodyshouldhave’em。
ItookPettittothered—brickhousewhichwastoappearinanarticleentitled"LiteraryLandmarksofOldNewYork,"somedaywhenwegotthroughwithit。Heengagedaroomthere,drawingonthegeneralstoreforhisexpenses。IshowedNewYorktohim,andhedidnotmentionhowmuchnarrowerBroadwayisthanLeeAvenueinHosea。Thisseemedagoodsign,soIputthefinaltest。
"Supposeyoutryyourbandatadescriptivearti—
cle,"Isuggested,"givingyourimpressionsofNewYorkasseenfromtheBrooklynBridge。Thefreshpointofview,the——"
"Don’tbeafool,"saidPettit。"Let’sgohavesomebeer。OnthewholeIratherlikethecity。"
WediscoveredandenjoyedtheonlytrueBohemia。
Everydayandnightwerepairedtooneofthosepalacesofmarbleandglassandtilework,wheregoesonatremendousandsoundingepicoflife。Valhallaitselfcouldnotbemoregloriousandsonorous。Theclassicmarbleonwhichweate,thegreat,light—
flooded,vitreousfront,adornedwithsnow—whitescrolls;thegrandWagneriandinofclankingcupsandbowlstheflashingstaccatoofbrandishingcut—
lery,thepiercingrecitativeofthewhite—apronedgrub—maidensatthemorgue—likebanquettables;therecurrentlied—motifofthecash—register——itwasagigantic,triumphantweldingofartandsound,adeafening,soul—upliftingpageantofheroicandem—
blematiclife。Andthebeanswereonlytencents。
Wewonderedwhyourfellow—artistscaredtodineatsadlittletablesintheirso—calledBohemianrestau—
rants;andweshudderedlesttheyshouldseekoutourresortsandmakethemconspicuouswiththeirpres—
ence。
Pettitwrotemanystories,whichtheeditorsre—
turnedtohim。Hewrotelovestories,athingIhavealwayskeptfreefrom,holdingthebeliefthatthewell—knownandpopularsentimentisnotproperlyamatterforpublication,butsomethingtobeprivatelyhandledbythealienistsandflorists。Buttheeditorshadtoldhimthattheywantedlovestories,becausetheysaidthewomenreadthem。
Now,theeditorsarewrongaboutthat,ofcourse。
Womendonotreadthelovestoriesinthemagazines。
Theyreadthepoker—gamestoriesandtherecipesforcucumberlotion。Thelovestoriesarereadbyfatcigardrummersandlittleten—year—oldgirls。I
amnotcriticisingthejudgmentofeditors。Theyaremostlyveryfinemen,butamancanbebutoneman,withindividualopinionsandtastes。Iknewtwoassociateeditorsofamagazinewhowerewon—
derfullyalikeinalmosteverything。AndyetoneofthemwasveryfondofFlaubert,whiletheotherpreferredgin。
Pettitbroughtmehisreturnedmanuscripts,andwelookedthemovertogethertofindoutwhytheywerenotaccepted。Theyseemedtomeprettyfairstories,writteninagoodstyle,andended,astheyshould,atthebottomofthelastpage。
Theywerewellconstructedandtheeventsweremarshalledinorderlyandlogicalsequence。ButI
thoughtIdetectedalackoflivingsubstance——itwasmuchasifIgazedatasymmetricalarrayofpresentableclamshellsfromwhichthesucculentandvitalinhabitantshadbeenremoved。Iintimatedthattheauthormightdowelltogetbetteracquaintedwithhistheme。
"Yousoldastorylastweek,"saidPettit,"aboutagunfightinanArizonaminingtowninwhichtheherodrewhisColt’s。45andshotsevenbanditsasfastastheycameinthedoor。Now,ifasix—shootercould——"
"Oh,well,"saidI,"that’sdifferent。ArizonaisalongwayfromNewYork。Icouldhaveamanstabbedwithalariatorchasedbyapairofchap—
arrerasifIwantedto,anditwouldn’tbenoticeduntiltheusualerror—sharpfromaroundMcAdamsJunctionisolatestheerratumandwritesintothepa—
persaboutit。Butyouareupagainstanotherproposition。ThisthingtheycallloveisascommonaroundNewYorkasitisinSheboyganduringtheyoungonionseason。Itmaybemixedherewithalittlecommercialism——theyreadByron,buttheylookupBradstreet’s,too,whilethey’reamongtheB’s,andBrighamalsoiftheyhavetime——butit’sprettymuchthesameoldinternaldisturbanceevery—
where。Youcanfoolaneditorwithafakepictureofacowboymountingaponywithhislefthandonthesaddlehorn,butyoucan’tputhimupatreewithalovestory。So,you’vegottofallinloveandthenwritetherealthing。"
Pettitdid。Ineverknewwhetherhewastakingmyadviceorwhetherbefellanaccidentalvictim。
Therewasagirlbehadmetatoneofthesestudiocontrivances—aglorious,impudent,lucid,open—
mindedgirlwithhairthecolorofCulmbacher,andagood—naturedwayofdespisingyou。ShewasaNewYorkgirl。
Well(asthenarrativestylepermitsustosayin—
frequently),Pettitwenttopieces。Allthosepains,thoselover’sdoubts,thoseheart—burningsandtremorsofwhichbehadwrittensounconvincinglywerehis。TalkaboutShylock’spoundofflesh!
Twenty—fivepoundsCupidgotfromPettit。Whichistheusurer?
OnenightPettitcametomyroomexalted。Paleandhaggardbutexalted。Shehadgivenhimajonquil。
"OldHoss,"saidhe,withanewsmileflickeringaroundhismouth,"IbelieveIcouldwritethatstoryto—night——theone,youknow,thatistowinout。
"Icanfeelit。Idon’tknowwhetheritwillcomeoutornot,butIcanfeelit。"
Ipushedhimoutofmydoor。"Gotoyourroomandwriteit,"Iordered。"ElseIcanseeyourfin—
ish。Itoldyouthismustcomefirst。Writeitto—
nightandputitundermydoorwhenitisdone。Putitundermydoorto—nightwhenitisfinished——
don’tkeepituntilto—morrow。"
IwasreadingmybullyoldpalMontaigneattwoo’clockwhenIbeardthesheetsrustleundermydoor。
Igatheredthemupandreadthestory。
Thehissingofgeese,thelanguishingcooingofdoves,thebrayingofdonkeys,thechatterofirre—
sponsiblesparrows—thesewereinmymind’searasIread。"SufferingSappho!"Iexclaimedtomyself。
"Isthisthedivinefirethatissupposedtoignitegeniusandmakeitpracticableandwage—earning?"
Thestorywassentimentaldrivel,fullofwhim—
peringsoftheartednessandgushingegoism。AlltheartthatPettithadacquiredwasgone。Ape—
rusalofitsbutteryphraseswouldhavemadeacynicofasighingchambermaid。
InthemorningPettitcametomyroom。Ireadhimhisdoommercilessly。Helaughedidiotically。
"Allright,OldHoss,"hesaid,cheerily,"makecigar—lightersofit。What’sthedifference?I’mgoingtotakehertolunchatClaremontto—day。"
Therewasaboutamonthofit。AndthenPettitcametomebearinganinvisiblemitten,withtheforti—
tudeofadish—rag。HetalkedofthegraveandSouthAmericaandprussicacid;andIlostanafter—
noongettinghimstraight。Itookhimoutandsawthatlargeandcurativedosesofwhiskeyweread—
ministeredtohim。Iwarnedyouthiswasatruestory——’wareyourwhiteribbonsifonlyfollowthistale。FortwoweeksIfedhimwhiskeyandOmar,andreadtohimregularlyeveryeveningthecolumnintheeveningpaperthatrevealsthesecretsoffe—
malebeauty。Irecommendthetreatment。
AfterPettitwascuredbewrotemorestories。Herecoveredhisold—timefacilityanddidworkjustshortofgoodenough。Thenthecurtainroseonthethirdact。
Alittle,dark—eyed,silentgirlfromNewHamp—
shire,whowasstudyingapplieddesign,felldeeplyinlovewithhim。Shewastheintensesort,butex—
ternallyglace,suchasNewEnglandsometimesfoolsuswith。Pettitlikedhermildly,andtookheraboutagooddeal。Sheworshippedhim,andnowandthenignoredhim。
Therecameaclimaxwhenshetriedtojumpoutofawindow,andhehadtosaveherbysomeperfunc—
tary,unmeantwooing。EvenIwasshakenbythedepthsoftheabsorbingaffectionsheshowed。Home,friends,traditions,creedswentuplikethistle—downinthescaleagainstherlove。Itwasreallydiscom—
posing。
OnenightagainPettitsaunteredin,yawning。Ashehadtoldmebefore,hesaidhefeltthathecoulddoagreatstory,andasbeforeIhuntedhimtohisroomandsawhimopenhisinkstand。Atoneo’clockthesheetsofpaperslidundermydoor。
Ireadthatstory,andIjumpedup,lateasitwas,withawhoopofjoy。OldPettithaddoneit。Justasthoughitlaythere,redandbleeding,awoman’sheartwaswrittenintothelines。Youcouldn’tseethejoining,butart,exquisiteart,andpulsingna—
turehadbeencombinedintoalovestorythattookyoubythethroatlikethequinsy。IbrokeintoPettit’sroomandbeathimonthebackandcalledhimname——nameshighupinthegalaxyoftheim—
mortalsthatweadmired。AndPettityawnedandbeggedtobeallowedtosleep。
Onthemorrow,Idraggedhimtoaneditor。Thegreatmanread,and,rising,gavePettithishand。
Thatwasadecoration,awreathofbay,andaguar—
anteeofrent。
AndthenoldPettitsmiledslowly。IcallhimGen—
tlemanPettitnowtomyself。It’samiserablenametogiveaman,butitsoundsbetterthanitlooksinprint。
"Isee,"saidoldPettit,ashetookuphisstoryandbegantearingitintosmallstrips。"Iseethegamenow。Youcan’twritewithink,andyoucan’twritewithyourownheart’sblood,butyoucanwritewiththeheart’sbloodofsomeoneelse。Youhavetobeacadbeforeyoucanbeanartist。Well,IamforoldAlabamandtheMajor’sstore。Haveyougotalight,OldHoss?"
IwentwithPettittothedepotanddiedhard。
"Shakespeare’ssonnets?"Iblurted,makingalaststand。"Howabouthim?"
"Acad,"saidPettit。"Theygiveittoyou,andyousellit——love,youknow。I’drathersellploughsforfather。"
"But,"Iprotested,"youarereversingthede—
cisionoftheworld’sgreatest——"
"Good—by,OldHoss,"saidPettit。
"Critics,"Icontinued。"But——say——iftheMajorcanuseafairlygoodsalesmanandbook—
keeperdownthereinthestore,letmeknow,willyou?"
NEMESISANDTHECANDYMAN
"WesailateightinthemorningontheCeltic,"saidHonoria,pluckingaloosethreadfromherlacesleeve。
"Iheardso,"saidyoungIves,droppinghishat,andmuffingitashetriedtocatchit,"andIcamearoundtowishyouapleasantvoyage。"
"Ofcourseyouheardit,"saidHonoria,coldlysweet,"sincewehavehadnoopportunityofinform—
ingyouourselves。"
Iveslookedatherpleadingly,butwithlittlehope。
Outsideinthestreetahigh—pitchedvoicechanted,notunmusically,acommercialgamutof"Cand—de—ee—ee—s!Nice,freshcand—ee—ee—ee—ees!d"It’souroldcandyman,"saidHonoria,leaningoutthewindowandbeckoning。"Iwantsomeofhismottokisses。There’snothingintheBroadwayshopshalfsogood。"
ThecandymanstoppedhispushcartinfrontoftheoldMadisonAvenuehome。Hehadaholidayandfestivalairunusualtostreetpeddlers。Histiewasnewandbrightred,andahorseshoepin,almostlife—size,glitteredspeciouslyfromitsfolds。Hisbrown,thinfacewascrinkledintoasemi—foolishsmile。Stripedcuffswithdog—headbuttonscoveredthetanonhiswrists。
"Idobelievehe’sgoingtogetmarried,"saidHonoria,pityingly。"Ineversawhimtakenthatwaybefore。Andto—dayisthefirsttimeinmonthsthathehascriedhiswares,Iamsure。"
Ivesthrewacointothesidewalk。Thecandymanknowshiscustomers。Hefilledapaperbag,climbedtheold—fashionedstoopandbandeditin。
"Iremember——"saidIves。
"Wait,"saidHonoria。
Shetookasmallportfoliofromthedrawerofawritingdeskandfromtheportfolioaslipofflimsypaperone—quarterofaninchbytwoinchesinsize。
"This,"saidHonoria,inflexibly,"waswrappedaboutthefirstoneweopened。"
"Itwasayearago,"apologizedIves,asheheldouthishandforit,"AslongasskiesaboveareblueToyou,mylove,Iwillbetrue。"
Thishereadfromtheslipofflimsypaper。
"Weweretohavesailedafortnightago,"saidHonoria,gossipingly。"Ithasbeensuchawarmsummer。Thetownisquitedeserted。Thereisno—
wheretogo。YetIamtoldthatoneortwooftheroofgardensareamusing。The,singing——andthedancing——ononeortwoseemtohavemetwithap—
proval。"
Ivesdidnotwince。Whenyouareintheringyouarenotsurprisedwhenyouradversarytapsyouontheribs。
"Ifollowedthecandymanthattime,"saidIves,irrelevantly,"andgavehimfivedollarsatthecornerofBroadway。"
HereachedforthepaperbaginHonoria’slap,tookoutoneofthesquare,wrappedconfectionsandslowlyunrolledit。
SaraChillingworth’sfather,"saidHonoria,"hasgivenheranautomobile。"
"Readthat,"saidIves,handingovertheslipthathadbeenwrappedaroundthesquareofcandy。
"Lifeteachesus——howtolive,Loveteachesus——toforgive。"
Honoria’schecksturnedpink。
"Honoria!"criedIves,startingupfromhischair。
"MissClinton,"correctedHonoria,risinglikeVenusfromtheheadonthesurf。"Iwarnedyounottospeakthatnameagain。"’
"Honoria,"repeatedIves,"youmustbearme。I
knowIdonotdeserveyourforgiveness,butImusthaveit。Thereisamadnessthatpossessesonesome—
timesforwhichhisbetternatureisnotresponsible。
Ithroweverythingelsebutyoutothewinds。I
strikeoffthechainsthathaveboundme。Ire—
nouncethesirenthatluredmefromyou。Lettheboughtverseofthatstreetpeddlerpleadforme。ItisyouonlywhomIcanlove。Letyourloveforgive,andIsweartoyouthatminewillbetrue’aslongasskiesaboveareblue。’
Onthewestside,betweenSixthandSeventhAve—
nues,analleycutstheblockinthemiddle。Itper—
ishesinalittlecourtinthecentreoftheblock。Thedistrictistheatrical;theinhabitants,thebubblingfrothofhalfadozennations。TheatmosphereisBohemian,thelanguagepolyglot,thelocalitypre—
carious。
Inthecourtattherearofthealleylivedthecandyman。Atseveno’clockbepushedhiscartintothenarrowentrance,resteditupontheirregularstoneslatsandsatupononeofthehandlestocoolhimself。
Therewasagreatdraughtofcoolwindthroughthealley。
Therewasawindowabovethespotwherebeal—
waysstoppedhispushcart。Inthecooloftheafter—
noon,Mlle。Adele,drawingcardoftheAerialRoofGarden,satatthewindowandtooktheair。Gen—
erallyherponderousmassofdarkauburnhairwasdown,thatthebreezemighthavethefelicityofaid—
ingSidonie,themaid,indryingandairingit。
Abouthershoulders——thepointofherthatthepho—
tographersalwaysmadethemostof——waslooselydrapedaheliotropescarf。Herarmstotheelbowwerebare——therewerenosculptorstheretoraveoverthem——buteventhestolidbricksinthewallsofthealleyshouldnothavebeensoinsensateastodisapprove。WhileshesatthusFe1ice,anothermaid,anointedandbathedthesmallfeetthattwinkledandsocharmedthenightlyAerialaudiences。
GraduallyMademoisellebegantonoticethecandymanstoppingtomophisbrowandcoolhimselfbe—
neathherwindow。Inthehandsofhermaidsshewasdeprivedforthetimeofhervocation——thecharmingandbindingtoherchariotofman。TolosetimewasdispleasingtoMademoiselle。Herewasthecandyman—nofitgameforherdarts,truly——butofthesexuponwhichshehadbeenborntomakewar。