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II

MR。BILLINGS’SPOCKETS

OnthesixteenthofJuneMr。RollinBillingsenteredhishomeatWestcoteverymuchlaterthanusual,andstealingupstairs,likeathiefinthenight,heundressedanddroppedintobed。Intwominuteshewasasleep,anditwasnowonder,forbythattimeitwasfiveminutesafterthreeinthemorning,andMr。

Billings’susualbedtimewasteno’clock。Evenwhenhewasdelayedathisofficehemadeitaninvariableruletocatchthenineo’clocktrainhome。

WhenMrs。Billingsawokethenext——or,rather,thatsame——

morning,shegazedaminuteatthethin,innocentfaceofherhusband,andwasinthesatisfiedframeofmindthattakesanunexpectedtraindelayasalegitimateexcuse,whenshehappenedtocasthereyesuponMr。Billings’scoat,whichwasthrowncarelesslyoverthefootofthebed。Protrudingfromoneofthesidepocketswasapatentnursing-bottle,halffullofmilk。

InstantlyMrs。BillingswasoutofbedandsearchingMr。

Billings’sotherpockets。Toherhorrorhersearchwasfruitful。

Inavestpocketshefoundthreefalsecurls,orpuffsofhair,suchasladiesarewearingto-daytoincreasetheabundanceoftheirown,andthesecurlswereofarichbrownishred。Finally,whenshedivedintohistrouserspocket,shefoundtwelveacornscarefullywrappedinalady’shandkerchief,withtheinitials"T。M。C。"embroideredinonecorner。

AlltheseMrs。Billingshidcarefullyinherupperbureaudrawerandproceededtodress。WhenatlengthsheawakenedMr。

Billings,heyawned,stretched,andthen,realizingthatgetting-uptimehadarrived,hoppedbrisklyoutofbed。

"Yougotinlatelastnight,"saidMrs。Billingspleasantly。

IfshehadexpectedMr。Billingstocringeandcowershewasmistaken。Hecontinuedtodress,quiteinhisusualmanner,asifhehadaclearconscience。

"IndeedIdid,Mary,"hesaid。"ItwasthreewhenIenteredthehouse,fortheclockwasjuststriking。"

"Somethingmusthavedelayedyou,"suggestedMrs。Billings。

"Otherwise,dear,"saidMr。Billings,"Ishouldhavebeenhomemuchsooner。

"Probably,"saidMrs。Billings,suddenlyassuminghermostsarcastictone,asshereachedintoherbureaudraweranddrewoutthepatentnursing-bottle,"thishadsomethingtodowithyourbeingdelayed!"

Mr。Billingslookedatthenursing-bottle,andthenhedrewouthiswatchandlookedatthat。

"Mydear,"hesaid,"youareright。Itdid。ButInowhavejusttimetogulpdownmycoffeeandcatchmytrain。To-night,whenI

returnfromtown,Iwilltellyouthemostremarkablestoryofthatnursing-bottle,andhowithappenedtobeinmypocket,andinthemeantimeIbegyou——Imostsincerelybegyou——tofeelnouneasiness。

Withthishehurriedoutoftheroom,andafewmomentslaterhiswifesawhimrunningforhistrain。

AlldayMrs。Billingswaspreytothemostdisturbingthoughts,andassoonasdinnerwasfinishedthateveningsheledthewayintothelibrary。

"Now,Rollin?"shesaid,andwithouthesitationMr。Billingsbegan。

I。THEPATENTNURSING-BOTTLE

Youhave(hesaid),Iknow,metLemuel,thecolouredelevatorboyinourofficebuilding,andyouknowwhatapleasant,accommodatingladheis。Heisthesortofboyforwhomonewouldgladlydoafavour,forheisalwayssowillingtodofavoursforothers,butIwasthinkingnothingofthiswhenIsteppedfrommyofficeatexactlyfiveo’clockyesterdayevening。Iwasthinkingofnothingbutgettinghometodinnerassoonaspossible,andwasjuststeppingintotheelevatorwhenLemuellaidhishandgentlyonmyarm。

"Ibegyo’pahdon,MistahBillings,"hesaidpolitely,"butwouldyo’domeafavour?"

"Certainly,Lemuel,"Isaid;"howmuchcanIlendyou?"

"’Tain’tthat,sah,"hesaid。"Iwisht’haveawordortwoinprivatewithyo’。Wouldyo’mindsteppin’backintoyo’officeuntilIgitthesefolksoutofth’buildin’,so’sIcanspeaktoyo’?"

IknewIhadstillhalfanhourbeforemysix-twotrain,andI

wasnotunwillingtodoLemuelafavour,soIwentbacktomyofficeashedesired,andwaitedthereuntilheappeared,whichwasnotuntilhehadtakenallthetenantsdowninhiselevator。

Thenheopenedthedoorandcamein。WithhimwastheyoungmanI

hadoftenseenintheofficenexttomine,asIpassed,andayoungwomanonwhomIhadneversetmyeyesbefore。Nosoonerhadtheyopenedthedoorthantheyoungmanbegantospeak,andLemuelstoodunobtrusivelytooneside。

"Mr。Billings,"saidtheyoungman,"youmaythinkitstrangethatIshouldcometoyouinthiswaywhenyouandIarehardlyacquaintances,butIhaveoftenobservedyoupassingmydoor,andhavenotedyourkind-lookingface,andthemomentIfoundthistroubleuponmeIinstantlythoughtofyouastheonemanwhowouldbelikelytohelpmeoutofmydifficulty。

WhilehesaidthisIhadtimetostudyhisface,andalsotoglanceattheyoungwoman,andIsawthathemust,indeed,beingreattrouble。Ialsosawthattheyoungwomanwasprettyandmodestandthatshe,also,wasingreatdistress。Iatonceagreedtohelphim,providedIshouldnotbemadetomissthesix-thirtytrain,forIsawIwasalreadytoolateforthesix-two。

"Good!"hecried。"ForseveralyearsMadge——whoisthisyounglady——andIhavebeeninlove,andwewishtobemarriedthisevening,butherfatherandmyfatherarewaitingatthefootoftheelevatoratthisminute,andtheyhavebeenwaitingthereallday。Thereisnootherwayforustoleavethebuilding,forthefootofthestairsisalsothefootoftheelevator,and,infact,whenIlastpeeped,Madge’sfatherwassittingonthebottomstep。Itisnowexactlyfifteenminutesofsix,andatsixo’clocktheymeantocomeupandtearMadgeandmeaway,andhaveusmarried。"

"To——"Ibegan。

"Toeachother,"saidtheyoungmanwithemotion。

"ButIthoughtthatwaswhatyouwanted?"Iexclaimed。

"Notatall!Notatall!"saidtheyoungman,andtheyoungwomanaddedhervoiceinprotest,too。"IamtheheadoftheStatisticalDepartmentoftheSocietyfortheObtainingofaUniformNationalDivorceLaw,andtheworkinthatdepartmenthasconvincedmebeyondadoubtthatforcedmarriagesalwaysendunhappily。Ineighty-seventhousandsixhundredandfourcasesofforcedmarriagesthatIhavetabulatedIhavefoundthateighty-

seventhousandsixhundredandthreehavebeenunhappy。InthefaceofsuchstatisticsMadgeandIdarenotallowourselvestobemarriedagainstourwills。Weinsistonmarryingvoluntarily。"

"Thatcouldbeeasilyarranged,"Iventuredtosay,inviewofthefactthatbothyourfatherswishyoutobemarried。"

"Notatall,"saidMadge,withmoreindependencethanIhadthoughthercapableof;"becausemyfatherandHenry’sfatheraregentlemenoftheoldschool。Iwouldnotsayanythingagainsteitherfather,forinordinaryaffairsItheyaretwomostsuaveandcharmingoldgentlemen,butinthistheyholdtotheold-

schoolideathatchildrenshouldallowtheirparentstoselecttheirlife-partners,andtheyinsistthatHenryandIallowourselvestobeforcedtomarryeachother。Andthat,inspiteofthestatisticsHenryhasshownthem。Ourwholehappinessdependsonourgettingoutofthisbuildingbeforetheycancomeupandgetus。Thatiswhyweappealtoyou。"

"Ifyoustillhesitate,afterwhatMadgehassaid,"saidHenry,pullingalargerollofpaperoutofhispocket,"herearethestatistics。"

"Verywell,"Isaid,"Iwillhelpyou,ifIcandosoandnotmissthesix-thirtytrain。Whatisyourplan?"

"Itisverysimple,"saidHenry。"Ourfathersarebothquitenear-sighted,andassixo’clockdrawsneartheywillnaturallybecomegreatlyexcitedandnervous,and,therefore,lessobservantofsmallthings。IhavebroughtwithmesomeburntcorkwithwhichIwillblackenmyface,andIwillchangeclotheswithLemuel,and,intheonemomentnecessarytoescape,myfatherwillnotrecognizeme。Lemuel,ontheotherhand,willwhitenhisfacewithsomepowderthatMadgehasbrought,andwillwearmyclothes,andintheexcitementmyfatherwillseizehiminsteadofme。"

"Excellent,"Isaid,"butwhatpartdoIplayinthis?"

"Thispart,"saidHenry,"youwillwear,overyourstreetclothes,agownthatMadgehasbroughtinhersuit-caseandahatthatshehasalsobrought,bothofwhichherfatherwilleasilyrecognize,whileMadgewillreddenherfacewithrouge,mussherhair,donatorn,calicodress,andwithascrub-ragandamopinherhandseasilypassforascrub-woman。

"Andthen?"Iasked。

"ThenyouandLemuelwillstealcautiouslydownthestairs,asifyouwereMadgeandIseekingtoescape,whileMadgeandI,asLemuelandthescrub-woman,willgodownbytheelevator。MyfatherandMadge’sfatherwillseizeyouandLemuel——"

"AndIshallappearlikeafoolwhentheydiscoverIamarespectablebusinessmanriggedupinwoman’sclothes,"Isaid。

"Notatall,"saidMadge,"forHenryandIhavethoughtofthat。YoumustplayyourpartuntilyouseethathenryandIhaveescapedfromtheelevatorandhaveleftthebuilding,andthatisall。Ihavehadtheforethoughttoprepareanalibiforyou。AssoonasyouseethatHenryandIaresafeoutsidethebuilding,youmustbecomeveryindignant,andinsistthatyouarearespectablemarriedwoman,andinproofyoumusthandmyfatherthecontentsofthispackage。Hewillbeconvincedimmediatelyandletyougo,andthenLemuelcanrunyouuptoyourofficeandyoucantakeoffmydressandhatandcatchthesix-thirtytrainwithouttrouble。"Shethenhandedmeasmallparcel,whichI

slippedintomycoatpocket。

WhenthishadbeenagreeduponsheandHenrylefttheofficeandItookthehatanddressfromthesuit-caseandputthemon,whileLemuelputonHenry’ssuitandwhitenedhisface。Thistookbutafewminutes,andwewentintothehallandfoundHenryandMadgealreadywaitingforus。HenrywasblackenedintoagoodlikenessofLemuel,andMadgewasquiteamussyscrub-woman。Theyimmediatelyenteredtheelevatorandbegantodescendslowly,whileLemuelandIcreptdownthestairs。

LemuelandIkeptasnearlyaspossibleoppositetheelevator,sothatwemightarriveatthefootofthestairsbutamomentbeforeMadgeandHenry,andwecouldhearthetwofathersshufflingonthestreetfloor,whensuddenly,aswereachedthethirdfloor,weheardawhisperfromHenryintheelevator。Theelevatorhadstuckfastbetweenthethirdandfourthfloors。Aswithonemind,LemuelandIseatedourselvesonastepandwaiteduntilHenryshouldgettheelevatorrunningagainandcouldproceedtothestreetfloor。

ForawhilewecouldhearnonoisebutthegratingofmetalonmetalasHenryworkedwiththestartingleveroftheelevator,andthenweheardthetwovoicesofthefathers。

"Itisaruse,"saidonefather。"Theyarepretendingtheelevatorisstuck,andwhenwegrowimpatientandstartupthestairstheywillcomedownwitharushandescapeus。"

"Butwearenotsosillyasthat,"saidtheotherfather。"Wewillstayrighthereandwaituntiltheycomedown。"

AtthatLemuelandIsettledourselvesmorecomfortably,fortherewasnothingelsetodo。IcursedinwardlyasIfelttheminutesslipbyandknewthathalf-pastsixhadcomeandgone,butIwassureyouwouldnotliketohavemedesertthosetwopoorloverswhowerefightingtowardoffthestatistics,soI

satstillandsilent。SodidLemuel。

IdonotknowhowlongIsatthere,foritwasalreadydarkinthenarrowstairway,butitmusthavebeenalongtime。Idrowsedoff,andIwasfinallyawakenedbyLemueltuggingatmysleeve,andIknewthatHenryhadmanagedtostarttheelevatoragain。

LemuelandIhastenedoursteps,andjustastheelevatorwascomingintosightbelowthesecondfloorwewereseenbythetwofathers。Foraninstanttheyhesitated,andthentheyseizedus。

AtthesametimetheelevatordooropenedandHenryandMadgecameout,andthetwofathershardlyglancedatthemastheywentoutofthedoorintothestreet。

AssoonasIsawthattheyweresafeIfeignedgreatindignation,andsodidLemuel。

"Unhandme,sir!"Icried。"WhodoyouthinkIam?Iamarespectablemarriedlady,leavingthebuildingwithherhusband。

Unhandme!"

Insteadofdoingso,however,thefatherthathadmebythearmdrewmenearertothehalllight。Ashedidsohestaredcloselyatmyface。

"Morgan,"hesaidtotheotherfather,"thisisnotmydaughter。Mydaughterdidnothaveamoustache。"

"Indeed,Iamnotyourdaughter,"Isaid;"Iamarespectablemarriedlady,andhereistheproof。"

WiththatIreachedforthepackageMadgehadgivenme,butitwasinmycoat-pocket,underneaththedressIhadon,anditwasonlywithgreatdifficultyandbyraisingonesideoftheskirtthatIwasabletogetit。Iunwrappeditandshowedittothefatherthathadmebythearm。Itwasthepatentnursing-bottle。

WhenMr。Billingshadfinishedhisrelationhiswifesatforamomentinsilence。Thenshesaid:

"Andheletyougo?"

"Yes,ofcourse,"saidMr。Billings;"hecouldnotholdmeaftersuchproofasthat,andLemuelranmeuptomyoffice,whereIchangedmyhatandtookoffthedress。Iknewitwaslate,andIdidnotknowwhattrainIcouldcatch,butImadehaste,and,onthewaydownintheelevator,IfeltinmypockettoseeifIhadmycommutationticket,whenmyhandstruckthepatentnursing-bottle。Myfirstimpulsewastodropitinthecar,butonsecondthoughtIdecidedtokeepit,forIknewthatwhenyousawitandheardthestoryyouwouldunderstandperfectlywhyIwasdetainedlastnight。"

"Yes?"saidMrs。Billingsquestioningly。"But,mydear,allthatdoesnotaccountforthese。"

Asshesaidthatshedrewfromherworkbasketthethreeauburn-redcurls。

"Oh,those!"saidMr。Billings,afteramomentaryhesitation。

"Iwasabouttotellyouaboutthose。"

"Doso!"saidMrs。Billingscoldly。"Iamlistening。"

II。THETHREEAUBURN-REDCURLS

WhenIwentdownintheelevator(saidMr。Billings)withthenursing-bottleinmypocket,Ihadnothoughtbuttogettothetrainassoonaspossible,forIsawbytheclockinmyofficethatIhadjusttimetocatchtheeleven-nineifIshouldnotbedelayed。Therefore,assoonasIwasoutsidethebuildingI

startedtorun,butwhenIreachedthecornerandwasjustabouttosteponapassingstreet-carahandwaslaidonmyarm,andI

turnedtoseewhowasseekingtodetainme。Itwasawomaninthemostpitiablerags,andonherarmshecarriedababysothinandpalethatIcouldscarcelybelieveitlived。

Oneglanceatthechildshowedmethatitwasonthevergeofdeathbystarvation,andthiswasconfirmedbythemoansofthemother,whobeggedmeforhumanity’ssaketogivehermoneywithwhichtoprovidefoodforthechild,eventhoughIlether,herself,starve。Youknow,mydear,youneverallowmetogivemoneytostreetbeggars,andIrememberedthis,butatthesametimeIrememberedthepatentnursing-bottleIstillcarriedinmypocket。

WithouthesitationIdrewthepatentnursing-bottlefrommypocketandtoldthemothertoallowtheinfanttohaveasufficientquantityofmilkitcontainedtosustainthechild’slifeuntilshecouldprocureotheralmsorotheraid。Withacryofjoythemothertookthenursing-bottleandpressedittothepoorbaby’slips,anditwaswithgreatpleasureIsawtherosycolourreturntothechild’scheeks。Thesadnessofdespairthathadshadowedthemother’sfacealsofled,andIcouldseethatalreadyshewaslookingonlifewithamoreoptimisticview。

Iverilybelievethechildcouldhaveabsorbedtheentirecontentsofthebottle,butIhadimpresseduponthemotherthatshewastogivethechildonlysufficienttosustainlife,nottosufficeituntilitwasgrowntomanhoodorwomanhood,andwhenthebottlewashalf-emptiedthemotherreturnedittome。HowmuchtimeallthisoccupiedIdonotknow,butthechildtookthemilkwithextremeslowness。Imaysaythatittookthemilkdropbydrop。Agreatdealoftimemusthaveelapsed。

Butwhenthemotherhadreturnedthepatentnursing-bottletomeandsawhowimpatientIwastobegone,shestillretainedherholduponmyarm。

"Sir,"shesaid,"youhaveundoubtedlysavedthelifeofmychild,andIonlyregretthatIcannotrepayyouforallitmeanstome。ButIcannot。Stay!"shecried,whenIwasabouttopullmyarmaway。"Hasyourwifeauburn-redhair?"

"No,"Isaid,"shehasnot。herhairisamostbeautifulblack。"

"Nomatter,"saidthepoorwoman,puttingherhandtoherhead。

"Somedayshemaywishtochangethecolourofherhairtoauburn-red,whichiseasilydonewithalittlebleachandalittledye,andshouldshedosothesemaycomehandy;"andwiththatsheslippedsomethingsoftandfluffyintomyhandandfledintothenight。WhenIlooked,Isawinmyhandtheverycurlsyouholdthere。Myfirstimpulsewastodroptheminthestreet,butIrememberedthatthepoorwomanhadnotgiventhemtome,buttoyou,andthatitwasmydutytobringthemhometoyou,soIslippedthemintomypocket。

WhenMr。Billingshadendedthisrecitalofwhathadhappenedtohimhiswifesaid:

"Huh!"

Atthesametimeshetossedthecurlsintothegrate,wheretheyshrivelledup,burstintobluesmoke,andshortlydisappearedinashes。

"Thatisaverylikelystory,"shesaid,"butitdoesnotexplainhowthiscametobeinyourpocket。"

SayingthisshedrewfromherbasketthehandkerchiefandhandedittoMr。Billings。

"Hah!"heexclaimed。Foramomentheturnedtherolled-uphandkerchiefoverandover,andthenhecautiouslyopenedit。Atthesightofthetwelveacornsheseemedsomewhatsurprised,andwhentheinitials"T。M。C。"onthecornerofthehandkerchiefcaughthiseyeheblushed。

"Youareblushing——youaredisturbed,"saidMrs。Billingsseverely。

"Iam,"saidMr。Billings,suddenlyrecoveringhimself;"andnowonder。"

"Andnowonder,indeed!"saidMrsBillings。"Perhaps,then,youcantellmehowthoseacornsandthathandkerchiefcametobeinyourpocket。"

"Ican,"saidMr。Billings,"andIwill。"

"Youhadbetter,"saidMrs。Billings。

III。THETWELVEACORNSANDTHELADY’SHANDKERCHIEF

Youmayhavenoticed,mydear(saidMr。Billings),thattheinitialsonthathandkerchiefare"T。M。C。,"andIwishyoutokeepthatinmind,forithasagreatdealtodowiththisstory。

Hadtheybeenanythingelsethathandkerchiefwouldnothavefounditswayintomypocket;andwhenyouseehowthoseacornsandthathandkerchief,andthehalf-fillednursing-bottleandtheauburn-redcurlsallcombinedtokeepmeoutofmyhomeuntiltheunearthlyhourofthreeA。M。,youwillforgettheunjustsuspicionswhichItoosadlyfearyounowholdagainstme,andyouwilladmitthatahalf-filledpatentnursing-bottle,atrioofcurls,alady’shandkerchiefandtwelveacornswerethemostnaturalthingsintheworldtofindinmypockets。

WhenIhadleftthepoorwomanwithherno-longer-starvingbabyIhurriedlyglancedintoastorewindow,andbytheclocktheresawitwastwentyminutesofoneandthatIhadexactlytimetocatchtheoneo’clocktrain,whichisthelasttrainthatrunstoWestcote。Iglancedupanddownthestreet,butnotacarwasinsight,andIknewIcouldnotaffordtowaitlongifIwishedtocatchthattrain。Therewasbutonethingtodo,andthatwastotakeacab,and,asluckwouldhaveit,atthatmomentanautomobilecabcamerapidlyaroundthecorner。Iraisedmyvoiceandmyarm,andthedriversaworheardme,forhemadeaquickturninthestreetanddrewupatthecurbbesideme。Ihastilygavehimthedirections,jumpedinandslammedthedoorshut,andtheauto-cabimmediatelystartedforwardatwhatseemedtomeunsafespeed。

Wehadnotgonefarwhensomethingintheforepartoftheautomobilebegantothumpinamostalarmingmanner,andthedriverslackenedhisspeed,drewuptothecurbandstopped。Heopenedthedoorandputhisheadin。

"Something’sgonewrong,"hesaid,"butdon’tyouworry。I’llhaveitfixedinnotime,andthenIcanputonmorespeedandI’llgetyouthereinjustthesametimeasifnothinghadhappened。"

WhenhesaidthisIwasperfectlysatisfied,forhewasanice-

lookingman,andIlayback,forIwasquitetiredout,itwassolongpastmyusualbedtime;andthedriverwenttowork,doingthingsIcouldnotunderstandtotheforepartoftheautomobile,wherethemachineryis。Irememberthinkingthatthecushionsofthisautomobilewereunusuallysoft,andthenImusthavedozedoff,andwhenIopenedmyeyesIdidnotknowhowmuchtimehadelapsed,butthedriverwasstillatworkandIcouldhearhimswearing。Heseemedtobehavingagreatdealoftrouble,soI

gotoutoftheautomobile,intendingtotellhimthatperhapsI

hadbettertrytogetacar,afterall。Buthisactionswhenhesawmeweremostunexpected。Hewavedthewrenchheheldinhishand,andorderedmetogetbackintotheautomobile,andIdid。

Isupposedhewasafraidhewouldlosehisfareandtip,butinafewminutesheopenedthedooragainandspoketome。

"Now,sport,"hesaid,"thereain’tnousethinkin’aboutgettin’thattrain,becauseit’sgone,andImayaswellsaynowthatyou’vegottocomewithme,unlessyouwantmetosmashyourheadin。Thefactis,thisain’tnopublicautomobile,andI

hadn’tnorighttotakeyouforapassenger。ThisautomobilebelongstoaladyandI’mherhiredchauffeur,andshe’satabridge-whistpartyinahouseonFifthAvenue,andI’msupposedtobewaitingoutsidethathouse。One-fifteeno’clockwasthetimeshesaidshewouldbeout。ButIthoughtmaybeImightmakeadollarortwoformyselfinsteadofwaitingthereallthattime,andshewouldneverknowit。Andnowitisnearlytwoo’clock,andifIgobackaloneshewillberavingmad,andI’llgetmydischargeandnoreferences,andmypoorwifeandsixchildrenwillhavetostarve。SoyouwillhavetogowithmeandexplainhowitwasthatIwasn’tthereatone-fifteeno’clock。"

"Myfriend,"Isaid,"Iamsorryforyou,butIdonotseehowitwouldhelpyou,shouldIrefusetogoandyoushould,asyousay,smashmyheadin。"

"Don’tyouworrynoneaboutthat,"hesaid。"IfIsmashedyourheadin,asIcoulddoeasyenoughwiththiswrench,I’dtakewhatwasleftofyouupsomedarkstreet,andlayyouonthepavementandrunthemachineacrossyouonceortwice,andthentakeyoutoahospital,andthatwouldbeexcuseenough。You’dbeanother’KilledbyanAutomobile,’andI’dbetheherothatpickedyouupandtookyoutothehospital。"

"Well,"Isaid,"underthecircumstancesIshallgowithyou,notbecauseyouthreatenme,butbecauseyourpoorwifeandsixchildrenarethreatenedwithstarvation。"

"Good!"hesaid。"Andnowallyouhavetodoistothinkofwhattheexcuseyouwillgivemyladybosswillbe。"

Withthathelaybackagainstthecushionsandwaited。Heseemedtofeelthatthematterdidnotconcernhimanymore,andthattherestofitlaywithme。

"Goahead!"Isaidtohim。"IhavenoideawhatIshalltellyourmistress,butsinceIhavelostthelasttrainImusttrytocatchthetwoo’clocktrolleycartoWesteote,andIdonotwishtospendanymoretimethannecessaryonthisbusiness。Makeallthehastepossible,andaswegoIshallthinkwhatIwillsaywhenwegetthere。"

Thedrivergotoutandtookhisseatandstartedthecar。Iwasworried,indeed,mydear。Itriedtothinkofsomethingplausibletotelltheyoungman’semployer;somethingthatwouldhaveanairofself-proof,whensuddenlyIrememberedthehalf-fillednursing-bottleandthethreeauburn-redcurls。WhyshouldInottelltheladythatapoormother,whileproceedingdownFifthAvenuefromherscrub-womanjob,hadbeentakensuddenlyill,andthatI,beingnear,hadinsistedthatthisautomobilehelpmeconveythewomantoherhome,whichwefound,alas!tobeinthefarthestdistrictsofBrooklyn?ThenIwouldproducethethreeauburn-redcurlsandthehalf-fillednursing-bottleashavingbeenleftintheautomobilebythewoman,andthisproofwouldsuffice。

IhadfullydecidedonthiswhentheautomobilestoppedinfrontofalargehouseinFifthAvenue,andIhadtimetotellthedriverthatIhadthoughtoftheproperthingtosay,butthatwasall,forthewaitingladycamedownthestepsingreatanger,andwasabouttobeginagoodscolding,whenshenoticedmesittinginherautomobile。

Ifshehadbeenangrybeforeshewasnowfurious,andshewasthekindofyoungwomanwhocanbeextremelyfuriouswhenshetries。Ithinknothingintheworldcouldhavecalmedherhadshenotcaughtsightofmyfacebythelightoftwostronglampsonapassingautomobile。Shesawinmyfacewhatyouseetherenow,mydear——thebenevolent,fatherlyfaceofasettled-down,trustworthy,marriedmanofpastmiddleage——andasifbymagicherangerfledandsheburstintotears。

"Oh,sir!"shecried,"Idonotknowwhoyouare,norhowyouhappentobeinmycar,butatthismomentIamhomelessandfriendless。Iamaloneintheworld,andIneedadvice。Letmegetintothecarbesideyou——"

"Miss,"Isaid,"Idonotliketodisobligeyou,butIcanneverallowmyselftobeinanautomobileatthistimeofnightwithastrangewoman,unchaperoned。"

Thesewordsseemedalmostmorethanshecouldbear,andmyheartwasfullofpity,but,justasIwasabouttospringfromtheautomobileandrushaway,IsawonthewalkthepoorwomantowhosebabyIhadgiventhehalfofthecontentsofthepatentnursing-bottle。Icalledherandmadehergetintotheautomobile,andthenIlettheyoungwomanenter。

"Now,"Isaid,"whereto?"

"That,"shesaid,"iswhatIdonotknow。WhenIleftmyhomethiseveningIleftitforever,andIleftanoteoffarewelltomyfather,whichhemusthavereceivedandreadbythistime,andifIwentbackhewouldturnmefromthedoorinanger,forheisagentlemanoftheoldschool。"

WhenIheardthesewordsIwasstartled。"Canitbe,"Iasked,"thatyouhaveabrotherhenry?"

"Ihave,"sheadmitted;"HenryCorwinishisname。"ThiswasthenameoftheyoungmanIhadhelpedthatveryeveningtomarryMadge。Itoldhertoproceed。

"Myfather,"shesaid,"hasbeeninsistingthatImarryamanI

donotlove,andthingshavecometosuchapointthatImusteitheraccedeortakethingsintomyownhands。IagreedtoelopethiseveningwiththemanIlove,forhehadlongwishedmetoelopewithhim。Iwastomeethimoutsidehishouseatexactlyone-fifteeno’clock,andItoldhimthatifIwasnottherepromptlyhemightknowIhadchangedmymind。Whenthetimecameformetohastentohiminmyautomobile,whichwasthentohurryustoawaitingminister,myautomobilewasnothere。

UnfortunatelyIdidnotknowmylover’saddress,forIhadleftitinthecardpocketinthisautomobile。Iknewnotwhattodo。

AsthetimepassedandmyautomobiledidnotappearIknewthatmyloverhaddecidedthatIwasnotcoming,andhadgoneawayintohishouse。NowIcannotgohome,forIhavenohome。I

cannotsolowermyprideastoringthebellofhishouseandsayIwishtobeforgivenandmarriedevenyet。WhatshallIdo?"

ForanswerIfeltinthecardpocketoftheautomobileanddrewouttheaddressofherlover,andwithouthesitationIgavetheaddresstothechauffeur。Inafewminuteswewerethere。Leavingtheyoungwomaninthecarwiththepoorwoman,Igotoutandsurveyedthehouse。Itwasunpromising。Evidentlyallthefamilybuttheyoungmanwereawayforthesummer,andthedoorsandwindowswereallboardedup。Therewasnotabelltoring。I

poundedontheboardsthatcoveredthedoor,butitwasunavailing。Theyoungwomancalledtomethattheyoungmanlivedinthefrontroomofthetopmostfloor,andcouldnothearme,andIglancedupandsawthatonewindowaloneofallthoseinthehousewasnotboardedup。InstantlyIhoppedupontheseatbesidethedriverandsaid,"CentralPark。"

WedashedupFifthAvenueandintotheParkatfullspeed,andwhenwewerewhatIconsideredfarenoughinIorderedhimtostop,andhurryingupalowbankIbegantogropeamongtheleavesoflastyearunderthetrees。Iwasright。InafewminutesIhadfilledmypocketswithacorns,wasbackinthecar,andwewerehurryingtowardthehouseofthelover,whenIsawstandingonacornerafigureIinstantlyrecognizedasLemuel,theelevatorboy,andatthesametimeIrememberedthatLemuelspenthisholidayspitchingforaballnine,HewasjustthemanIneeded,andIstoppedandmadehimgetintothecar。Inaminutemorewewerebeforethehouseagain,andIhandedLemuelafistfulofacorns。Hedrewbackandthrewthemwithallhisstrengthtowardtheupperwindow。

Mydear,willyoubelieveit?Thoseacornswerewormy!Theywerelight。Theywouldnotcarrytothewindow,butscatteredlikebitsofchipswhentheyhadtravelledbuthalf-way。Iwasupset,butLemuelwasnot。HeorderedthechauffeurtodrivetolowerSixthAvenuewithallspeed,inorderthathemightgetabaseball。Withthishesaidhecouldhitanymark,andwehadstartedinthatdirectionwhen,passingarestaurantonBroadway,IsawemergeHenryandMadge。

"Betterfar,"Isaidtomyself,"putthisyoungwomaninchargeofherbrotherandhisnewwifethanleavehertoelopealone,"

andImadethechauffeurdrawupbesidethem。HastilyIexplainedthesituation,andwhereweweregoingatthatmoment,andHenryandMadgelaughedinunison。

"Madge,"saidHenry,"wehadnotroublemakingwormyacornstravelthroughtheair,hadwe?"Andbothlaughedagain。AtthisImadethemgetintotheautomobile,andwhilewereturnedtothelover’shouseImadethemexplain。Itwasverysimple,andIhadjusttiedadozenacornstightlyinmyhandkerchief,makingaballtothrowatthewindow,whenthepoorwomanwiththebabynoticedthatthewindowwaspartlyopen。IaskedLemuelifhecouldthrowstraightenoughtothrowthehandkerchief-ballintothewindow,andhesaidhecould,andtookthehandkerchief,butabrighterideacametome,andIturnedtotheelopingyounglady。

"Letmehaveyourhandkerchief,ifithasyourinitialsonit,"

Isaid;"forwhenheseesthatfallintohisroomhewillknowyouarehere。Hewillnotthinkyouareforward,comingtohimalone,forhewillknowyoucouldneverhavethrownthehandkerchief,evenifloadedwithacorns,tosuchaheight。Itwillbeyourmessagetohim。"

Atthis,whichIdopridemyselfwasasuggestionworthyofmyself,allweredelighted,andwhileImodestlytiedtwelveacornsinthehandkerchiefonwhichweretheinitials"T。M。C。,"

alltheotherscheered。EventhewomanfromwhomIhadreceivedthethreeauburn-redcurlscheered,andthebabythatwashalf-

filledoutofthepatentnursing-bottlecrowedwithjoy。Butthechauffeurhonkedhishonker。Lemueltookthehandkerchieffullofacornsinhishandanddrewbackhisfamousleftarm,whensuddenlyTheodoraMitchellCorwin——forthatwastheelopingyounglady’sname——shrieked,andlookingupwesawherloveratthewindow。Hegaveanansweringyellanddisappeared,andLemuellethisleftarmfallandhandedmethehandkerchief-ball。

IntheexcitementIdroppeditintomypocket,anditwasnotuntilIwasonthecarforWestcotethatIdiscoveredit,andthen,notwishingtobeanylateringettinghome,IdidnotgobacktogiveittoTheodoraMitchellCorwin;infact,Ididnotknowwhereshehadelopedto。NorcouldIgiveittoMadgeorHenry,fortheyhadgoneontheirweddingjourneyassoonastheysawTheodoraandherloversafelyeloped。

Ihadnorighttogiveittothepoorwomanwiththebaby,evenifshehadnotimmediatelydisappearedintoherworldofpoverty,anditcertainlydidnotbelongtoLemuel,norcouldIhavegivenittohim,forhetookthetendollarsthelovergavehimandstayedoutsolatethathewaslatetoworkthismorningandwasdischarged。HesaidhewasgoingbacktoTexas。SoIbroughtthehandkerchiefandthetwelveacornshome,knowingyouwouldbeinterestedinhearingtheirstory。

WhenMr。Billingshadthusfinishedhisrelationofthehappeningsofhislongevening,Mrs。Billingswasthoughtfulforaminute。Thenshesaid:

"ButRollin,whenIspoketoyouofthehandkerchiefandthetwelveacornsyoublushed,andsaidyouhadreasontoblush。I

seenothinginthiskindactionyoudidtocauseablush。"

"Iblushed,"saidMr。Billings,"tothinkofthelieIwasgoingtotellTheodoraMerrillCorwin——"

"IthoughtyousaidhernamewasTheodoraMitchellCorwin,"

saidMrs。Billings。

"MitchellorMerill,"saidMr。Billings。"Icannotrememberexactlywhich。"

ForseveralminutesMrs。Billingswassilent。Occasionallyshewouldopenhermouthasiftoaskaquestion,buteachtimeshecloseditagainwithoutspeaking。Mr。Billingssatregardinghiswifewithwhat,inamanoflessclearconscience,mightbecalledanxiety。AtlengthMrs。Billingsputhersewingintohersewing-basketandarose。

"Rollin,"shesaid,"Ihaveenjoyedhearingyoutellyourexperiencesgreatly。Icansaybutonething:Neverinyourlifehaveyoudeceivedme。Andyouhavenotdeceivedmenow。"

ForhalfanhourafterthisMr。Billingssatalone,thinking。

III

OURFIRSTBURGLAR

WhenournewsuburbanhousewascompletedItookSarahouttoseeit,andshelikeditallbutthestairs。

"Edgar,"shesaid,whenshehadascendedtothesecondfloor,"Idon’tknowwhetheritisimaginationornot,butitseemstomethatthesestairsarefunny,someway。Ican’tunderstandit。

Theyarenotalongflight,andtheyarenotunusuallysteep,buttheyseemtobeunusuallywearying。Ineverknewashortflighttotiremeso,andIhaveclimbedmanyflightsinthesixyearswehavelivedinflats。"

"Perhaps,Sarah,"Isaid,withmilddissimulation,"youareunusuallytiredto-day。"

ThefactwasthatIhadplannedthosestairsmyself,andforaparticularreasonIhadmadetheriseofeachstepthreeinchesmorethanthecustomaryheight,andinthiswayIhadsavedtwosteps。Ihadalsomadethetreadofthestepsunusuallynarrow;

andthereasonwasthatIhadfound,fromlongexperience,thatstaircarpetwearsfirstonthetreadofthesteps,wherethefootfalls。Bymakingthestepstallenoughtosavetwo,andbymakingthetreadnarrow,Ireducedthewearonthecarpettoaminimum。Ibelieveineconomywhereitispossible。ForthesamereasonIhadthestairbanistersmadewide,withasaddle-liketoptothenewelpost,totemptmysonanddaughtertoslidedownstairs。Thelesstheyusedthestairsthelongerthecarpetwouldlast。

IneedhardlysaythatSarahhasafearofburglars;mostwomenhave。Asformyself,Iprefernottomeetaburglar。Itisallverywelltogetupinthenightandprowlaboutwithapistolinonehand,seekingtoeliminatethelifeofaburglar,andsomemenmaylikeit;butIamofaveryexcitablenature,andIamsurethatifIdidfindaburglarandsucceededinshootinghim,IshouldbeinsuchanexcitedstatethatIcouldnotsleepagainthatnight——andnomancanaffordtolosehisnight’srest。

Thereareotherobjectionstoshootingaburglarinthehouse,andtheseobjectionsapplywithdoubleforcewhenthehouseanditsfurnishingsareentirelynew。Althoughsomeoftherugsinourhousewerered,notallofthemwere;andIhadnoguaranteethatifIshotaburglarhewouldliedownonaredrugtobleedtodeath。Aburglardoesnotconsiderone’sfeelings,andwouldbequiteasapttobleedonagreenrug,andspoilit,asnot。

Untilburglarizingisproperlyregulatedandburglarsareeducated,astheyshouldbe,intechnicalburglaryschools,wecannothopethatashotburglarwillstaunchhiswounduntilhecanfindaredrugtoliedownon。

Andtherearestillotherobjectionstoshootingaburglar。Ifallburglarswerefat,oneofthesewouldberemoved;butperhapsathinburglarmightgetinfrontofmyrevolver,andinthatcasethebulletwouldbelikelytogorightthroughhimandcontinueonitsway,andperhapsbreakamirrororacut-glassdish。Iamathinmanmyself,andifaburglarshotatmehemightdamagethingsinthesameway。

Ithoughtallthesethingsoverwhenwedecidedtobuildinthesuburbs,forSarahisverynervousaboutburglars,andmakesmegetupattheslightestnoiseandgopokingabout。Onlythefactthatnoburglarhadeverenteredourflatatnighthadpreventedwhatmighthavebeenaseriousaccidenttoaburglar,forImadeitarule,whenSarahwakenedmeonsuchoccasions,towastenotime,buttogothroughtheroomsashastilyaspossibleandgetbacktobed;andatthespeedItravelledImighthavebumpedintoaburglarinthedarkandknockedhimover,andhisheadmighthavestrucksomehardobject,causingconcussionofthebrain;andasaburglarhasasmallbrainasmallamountofconcussionmighthaveruineditentirely。ButasIamaslightmanitmighthavebeenmybrainthatgotconcussed。Afatherofafamilyhastothinkofthesethings。

ThenervousnessofSarahregardingburglarshadledmeinthiswaytostudythesubjectcarefully,andmyadoptionofjet-blackpajamasasnightwearwasnotduetocowardiceonmypart。I

properlyreasonedthatifaburglartriedtoshootmewhileIwasrushingaroundthehouseafterhiminthedarkness,asuitofblackpajamaswouldsomewhatspoilhisaim,and,notbeingabletoseeme,hewouldnotshootatall。InthiswayIshouldsaveSarahthenerveshockthatwouldfollowtheexplosionofapistolinthehouse。ForSarahwasverymuchmoreafraidofpistolsthanofburglars。IamsuretherewereonlytworeasonswhyIhadneverkilledaburglarwithapistol:onewasthatnoburglarhadeverenteredourflat,andtheotherwasthatIneverhadapistol。

ButIknewthatoneismuchlessprotectedinasuburbthanintown,andwhenIdecidedtobuildIstudiedtheburglarprotectionmattermostcarefully。IsaidnothingtoSarahaboutit,forfearitwouldupsethernerves,butformonthsI

consideredeverymethodthatseemedtohaveanymerit,andthatwouldavoidgettingaburglar’sblood——ormine——spatteredaroundonournewfurnishings。IdesiredsomemethodbywhichIcouldfinishupaburglarproperlywithouthavingtoleavemybed,foralthoughSarahisbraveenoughinsendingmeoutofbedtocatchaburglar,IknewshemustsufferseverenervestrainduringthetimeIwaswanderingaboutinthedark。Herobjectiontoexplosiveshadalsotobeconsidered,andIreallyhadtoexercisemybrainmorethancommonbeforeIhituponwhatImaynowconsidertheonlyperfectmethodofhandlingburglars。

Severalthingscoincidedtosuggestmymethod。OneofthesewasSarah’sfoolishnotionthatoursilvermust,everynight,bebroughtfromthedining-roomanddepositedunderourbed。ThisI

consideredamostfoolhardytemptingoffate。Itcoaxedanyburglarwhoordinarilywouldhavequietlytakenthesilverfromthedining-roomandhavethengoneawaypeacefully,toenterourroom。TheknowledgethatIlayinbedreadyatanytimetospringoutuponhimwouldmakehimpreparehisrevolver,andhisnervousnessmightmakehimshootme,whichwouldquiteupsetSarah’snerves。ItoldSarahso,butshehadahereditaryinstinctforbringingthesilvertothebedroom,andinsisted。I

sawthatinthesuburbanhousethis,wouldbecontinuedas"bringingthesilverupstairs,"andatrialofmycarpet-savingstairssuggestedtomemyburglar-defeatingplan。Ihadtheapparatusbuiltintothehouse,andIhadthehouseplannedtoagreewiththeapparatus。

ForseveralmonthsafterwemovedintothehouseIhadnoburglars,butIfeltnofearoftheminanyevent。Iwaspreparedforthem。

InordernottomakeSarahnervous,Iexplainedtoherthatmyinventionofasilver-elevatorwasmerelyatime-savingdevice。

Fromthetopofthedining-roomsideboardIranuprighttracksthroughtheceilingtothebackofthehallabove,andintheseI

placedaglasscase,whichcouldberunupanddownthetrackslikeadumbwaiter。Allourservanthadtodowhenshehadwashedthesilverwastoputitintheglasscase,andIhadattachedtothetopofthecaseastoutsteelcablewhichrantotheceilingofthehallabove,overapulley,andsotoourbedroom,whichwasatthefrontofthehallupstairs。BythismeansIcould,whenIwasinbed,pullthecable,andtheglasscaseofsilverwouldrisetothesecondfloor。Ourbedroomdooropeneduponthehall,andfromthebedIcouldseetheglasscase;butinorderthatImightbesurethatthesilverwasthereIputasmallelectriclightinthecaseandkeptitburningallnight。Sarahwasdelightedwiththisarrangement,forinthemorningallIhadtodowastopayoutthesteelcableandthesilverwoulddescendtothedining-room,andthemaidcouldhavethetableallsetbythetimebreakfastwasready。NotoncedidSarahhaveasuspicionthatallthiswasnotmerelyahouseholdeconomy,butmyburglartrap。

OnthesixthofAugust,attwoo’clockinthemorning,Sarahawakenedme,andIimmediatelysatstraightupinbed。Therewasanundoubtablenoiseofsawing,andIknewatoncethataburglarwasenteringourhome。Sarahwastrembling,andIknewshewasgettingnervous,butIorderedhertoremaincalm。

"Sarah,"Isaid,inawhisper,"becalm!Thereisnottheleastdanger。Ihavebeenexpectingthisforsometime,andIonlyhopetheburglarhasnodependentfamilyorpooroldmothertosupport。Whateverhappens,becalmandkeepperfectlyquiet。"

WiththatIreleasedthesteelcablefromtheheadofmybedandlettheglasscasefullofsilverslidenoiselesslytothesideboard。

"Edgar!"whisperedSarahinagonizedtones,"areyougivinghimoursilver?"

"Sarah!"Iwhisperedsternly,"rememberwhatIhavejustsaid。

Becalmandkeepperfectlyquiet。"AndIwouldsaynomore。

InaveryshorttimeIheardthewindowbelowusopensoftly,andIknewtheburglarwasenteringtheparlourfromthesideporch。Icountedtwenty,whichIhadfiguredwouldbethetimerequiredforhimtoreachthedining-room,andthen,whenIwassurehemusthaveseenthesilvershiningintheglasscase,I

slowlypulledonthesteelcableandraisedcaseandsilvertothehallabove。Sarahbegantowhispertome,butIsilencedher。

WhatIhadexpectedhappened。Theburglar,seeingthesilverrisethroughtheceiling,leftthedining-roomandwentintothehall。There,fromthefootofthestairs,hecouldseethecaseglowinginthehallabove,andwithouthesitationhemountedthestairs。AshereachedthetopIhadagoodviewofhim,forhewassilhouettedagainstthelightthatglowedfromthesilvercase。Hewasamostbrutallookingfellowoftheprize-fightingtype,butIalmostlaughedaloudwhenIsawhisbuild。Hewasshortandchunky。Ashesteppedforwardtograspthesilvercase,Iletthesteelcablerunthroughmyfingers,andthecaseanditspreciouscontentsslidnoiselesslydowntothedining-room。

Foronlyoneinstanttheburglarseemeddisconcerted,thenheturnedandrandownstairsagain。

ThistimeIdidnotwaitsolongtodrawupthesilver。I

hardlygavehimtimetoreachthedining-roomdoorbeforeI

jerkedthecable,andthecasewasglowingintheupperhall。Theburglarimmediatelystopped,turned,andmountedthestairs,butjustashereachedthetopIletthesilverslidedownagain,andhehadtoturnanddescend。HardlyhadhereachedthebottomstepbeforeIhadthesilveroncemoreintheupperhall。

Theburglarwasagrittyfellowandwasnottobesoeasilydefeated。WithsomewordwhichIcouldnotcatch,butwhichI

havenodoubtwasprofane,oratleastvulgar,hedashedupthestairs,andjustashishandtouchedthecaseIletthesilverdroptothedining-room。IsmiledasIsawhisnextmove。Hecarefullyremovedhiscoatandvest,rolleduphissleeves,andtookoffhiscollar。Thisevidentlymeantthatheintendedtogetthesilverifittookthewholenight,andnothingcouldhavepleasedmemore。Ilayinmycomfortablebedfairlyshakingwithsuppressedlaughter,andhadtostuffacornerofapillowinmymouthtosmotherthesoundofmymirth。Ididnotallowtheleastpityfortheunfortunatefellowtoweakenmynerve。

Alow,longscreechfromthehalltoldmethatIhadamanofuncommonbraintocontendwith,forIknewthesoundcamefromhishandsdrawingalongthebanister,andthattohusbandhisstrengthandtosavetime,hewasslidingdown。Butthisdidnotdisconcertme。Itpleasedme。Thequickerhewentdown,theoftenerhewouldhavetowalkup。

ForhalfanhourIplayedwithhim,givinghimjusttimetogetdowntothefootofthestairsbeforeIraisedthesilver,andjusttimetoreachthetopbeforeIloweredit,andthenIgrewtiredofthesport——foritwasnothingelsetome——anddecidedtofinishhimoff。Iwasgettingsleepy,butitwasevidentthattheburglarwasnot,andIwasalittleafraidImightfallasleepandthusdefeatmyself。Theburglarhadthatadvantagebecausehewasusedtonightwork。SoIquickenedmymovementsalittle。

WhentheburglarsliddownIgavehimjusttimetoseethesilverrisethroughtheceiling,andwhenheclimbedthestairsIonlyallowedhimtoseeitdescendthroughthefloor。InthiswayI

madehimdoublehispace,andasIquickenedmymovementsIsoonhadhimdashingupthestairsandslidingdownagainasifforawager。Ididnotgivehimamomentforrest,andhewassoonpantingterriblyandbeginningtostumble;butwithalmostsuperhumannervehekeptupthechase。Hewasanunusuallytoughburglar。

ButquickashewasIwasalwaysquicker,andaglimpseoftheglowingcasewasallIlethimhaveateitherendofhisclimborslide。Nosoonerwashedownthanitwasup,andnosoonerwasthecaseupthanhewasupafterit。InthiswayIkeptincreasinghisspeeduntilitwassomethingterrific,andthewholehouseshook,likeanautomobilewithaverypowerfulmotor。

Butstillhisspeedincreased。IsawthenthatIhadbroughthimtotheplaceIhadpreparedfor,wherehehadbutoneobjectinlife,andthatwastobeatthecaseupordownstairs;andasI

wasnowsosleepyIcouldhardlykeepmyeyesopen,IdidwhatI

hadintendedtodofromthefirst。Iloweredthecaseuntilitwasexactlybetweentheceilingofthedining-roomandthefloorofthehallabove——andturnedouttheelectriclight。Ithentiedthesteelcablesecurelytotheheadofmybed,turnedover,andwenttosleep,lulledbytheshakingofthehouseastheburglardashedupanddownthestairs。

JusthowlongthiscontinuedIdonotknow,formysleepwasdeepanddreamless,butIshouldjudgethattheburglarranhimselftodeathsometimebetweenhalf-pastthreeandaquarterafterfour。SogreathadbeenhiseffortsthatwhenIwenttoremovehimIdidnotrecognizehimatall。WhenIhadseenhimlastintheglowoftheglasssilvercasehehadbeenastout,chunkyfellow,andnowhisremainswerethoseofanemaciatedman。Hemusthaverunoffonehundredandtwentypoundsoffleshbeforehegaveout。

Onlyonethingcloudedmytriumph。Oursilverconsistedofbuthalfadozeneachofknives,forks,andspoons,abutterknife,andasugarspoon,allplated,andworthprobablyfivedollars,andtosavethisIhadmadetheburglarweartoragsaWiltonstaircarpetworthtwenty-ninedollars。ButIhavenowcorrectedthis。Ihaveboughtfiftydollarsworthofsilver。

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