"Exactly。Orinmarryingtheother,whomshelovesex————"
"That’snotit。Howcanshemarryhim?Hehasn’t——hehasn’taskedher,yousee。"
"True。Iforgot。Letusassume,though,forthemoment,thathehasaskedher。Shewouldthenhavetoconsiderwhichmarriagewouldprobablybeproductiveofthegreatersumtotalof————"
"Oh,butyouneedn’tconsiderthat。"
"Butitseemsthebestlogicalorder。Wecanafterwardmakeallowancefortheelementofuncertaintycausedby————"
"Oh,no!Idon’twantitlikethat。Iknowperfectlywellwhichshe’ddoifhe——theotherman,youknow——askedher。"
"Youapprehendthat————"
"NevermindwhatI`apprehend。’TakeitjustasItoldyou。"
"Verygood。Ahasaskedherhand,Bhasnot。"
"Yes。"
"MayItakeitthat,butforthedisturbinginfluenceofB,A
wouldbeasatisfactory——er——candidate?"
"Ye——es。Ithinkso。"
"She,therefore,enjoysacertaintyofconsiderablehappinessifshemarriesA?"
"Ye——es。Notperfect,becauseof——B,youknow。"
"Quiteso,quiteso;butstillafairamountofhappiness。Isitnotso?"
"Idon’t——well,perhaps。"
"Ontheotherhand,ifBdidaskher,wearetopostulateahigherdegreeofhappinessforher?"
"Yes,please,Mr。Jerningham——muchhigher。"
"Forbothofthem?"
"Forher。Nevermindhim。"
"Verywell。Thatagainsimplifiestheproblem。Buthisaskingherisacontingencyonly?"
"Yes,that’sall。"
Thephilosopherspreadouthishands。
"Mydearyounglady,"hesaid,"itbecomesaquestionofdegree。Howprobableorimprobableisit?"
"Idon’tknow。Notveryprobable——unless——unless————"
"Well?"
"Unlesshedidhappentonotice,youknow。"
"Ah,yes。Wesupposedthat,ifhethoughtofit,hewouldprobablytakethedesiredstep——atleastthathemightbeledtodoso。Couldshenot——er——indicateherpreference?"
"Shemighttry——no,shecouldn’tdomuch。Yousee,he——hedoesn’tthinkaboutsuchthings。"
"Iunderstandprecisely。Anditseemstome,MissMay,thatinthatveryfactwefindoursolution。"
"Dowe?"sheasked。
"Ithinkso。Hehasevidentlynonaturalinclinationtowardher——perhapsnottowardmarriageatall。Anyfeelingarousedinhimwouldbenecessarilyshallowandinameasureartificial——andinalllikelihoodpurelytemporary。Moreover,ifshetookstepstoarousehisattention,oneoftwothingswouldbelikelytohappen。Areyoufollowingme?"
"Yes,Mr。Jerningham。"
"Eitherhewouldberepelledbyherovertures——whichyoumustadmitisnotimprobable——andthenthepositionwouldbeunpleasant,andevendegrading,forher。Or,ontheotherhand,hemight,throughamisplacedfeelingofgallantry————"
"Throughwhat?"
"Throughamistakenideaofpoliteness,oramistakenviewofwhatwaskind,allowhimselftobedrawnintoaconnectionforwhichhehadnogenuineliking。Youagreewithmethatoneorotherofthesethingswouldbelikely?"
"Yes,Isupposetheywould,unlesshedidcometocareforher。"
"Ah,youreturntothathypothesis。Ithinkit’sanextremelyfancifulone。No。Sheneedn’tmarryA,butshemustletB
alone。"
Thephilosopherclosedhisbook,tookoffhisglasses,wipedthem,replacedthem,andleanedbackagainstthetrunkoftheappletree。Thegirlpickedadandelioninpieces。Afteralongpausesheasked:
"YouthinkB’sfeelingswouldn’tbeatalllikelyto——tochange?"
"Thatdependsonthesortofmanheis。Butifheisanableman,withintellectualinterestswhichengrosshim——amanwhohaschosenhispathinlife——amantowhomwomen’ssocietyisnotanecessity————"
"He’sjustlikethat,"saidthegirl,andshebittheheadoffadaisy。
"Then,"saidthephilosopher,"Iseenottheleastreasonforsupposingthathisfeelingswillchange。"
"Andwouldyouadvisehertomarrytheother——A?"
"Well,onthewhole,Ishould。Aisagoodfellow(IthinkwemadeAagoodfellow);heisasuitablematch;hisloveforheristrueandgenuine————"
"It’stremendous!"
"Yes——and——er——extreme。Shelikeshim。Thereiseveryreasontohopethatherlikingwilldevelopintoasufficientlydeepandstableaffection。ShewillgetridofherfollyaboutBandmakeAagoodwife。Yes,MissMay,ifIweretheauthorofyournovel,IshouldmakehermarryA,andIshouldcallthatahappyending。"
Asilencefollowed。Itwasbrokenbythephilosopher。
"Isthatallyouwantedmyopinionabout,MissMay?"heasked,withhisfingerbetweentheleavesofthetreatiseonontology。
"Yes,Ithinkso。IhopeIhaven’tboredyou?"
"I’veenjoyedthediscussionextremely。Ihadnoideathatnovelsraisedpointsofsuchpsychologicalinterest。Imustfindtimetoreadone。"
Thegirlhadshiftedherpositiontill,insteadofherfullface,herprofilewasturnedtowardhim。Lookingawaytowardthepaddockthatlaybrilliantinsunshineontheskirtsoftheappleorchard,sheasked,inlow,slowtones,twistingherhandsinherlap:
"Don’tyouthinkthatperhaps,ifBfoundoutafterward——
whenshehadmarriedA,youknow——thatshehadcaredforhimsovery,verymuch,hemightbealittlesorry?"
"Ifhewereagentleman,hewouldregretitdeeply。"
"Imean——sorryonhisownaccount;that——thathehadthrownawayallthat,youknow?"
Theprofessorlookedmeditative。
"Ithink,"hepronounced,"thatitisverypossiblehewould。I
canwellimagineit。"
"Hemightneverfindanybodytolovehimlikethatagain,"shesaid,gazingonthegleamingpaddock。
"Heprobablywouldnot,"agreedthephilosopher。
"And——andmostpeoplelikebeingloved,don’tthey?"
"Tocraveforloveisanalmostuniversalinstinct,MissMay。"
"Yes,almost,"shesaid,withadrearylittlesmile。"Yousee,he’llgetoldand——andhavenoonetolookafterhim。"
"Hewill。"
"Andnohome。"
"Well,inasensenone,"correctedthephilosopher,smiling。
"Butreally,you’llfrightenme。I’mabachelormyself,youknow,MissMay。"
"Yes,"shewhisperedjustaudibly。
"Andallyourterrorsarebeforeme。"
"Well,unless————"
"Oh,weneedn’thavethat`unless,’"laughedthephilosophercheerfully。"There’sno`unless’aboutit,MissMay。"
Thegirljumpedtoherfeet;foraninstantshelookedatthephilosopher。Sheopenedherlipsasiftospeak,and,atthethoughtofwhatlayathertongue’stip,herfacegrewred。Butthephilosopherwasgazingpasther,andhiseyesrestedincalmcontemplationonthegleamingpaddock。
"Abeautifulthing,sunshine,tobesure,"saidhe。
Herblushfadedawayintopaleness;herlipsclosed。Withoutspeakingsheturnedandwalkedslowlyaway,herheaddrooping。
Thephilosopherheardtherustleofherskirtinthelonggrassoftheorchard;hewatchedherforafewmoments。
"Apretty,gracefulcreature,"saidhe,withasmile。Thenheopenedhisbook,tookhispencilinhishand,andslippedinacarefulforefingertomarktheflyleaf。
Thesunhadpassedmid—heaven,andbegantodeclinewestwardbeforehefinishedthebook。Thenhestretchedhimselfandlookedathiswatch。
"Goodgracious,twoo’clock!Ishallbelateforlunch!"andhehurriedtohisfeet。
Hewasverylateforlunch。
"Everything’scold,"wailedhishostess。"Wherehaveyoubeen,Mr。Jerningham?"
"Onlyintheorchard——reading。"
"Andyou’vemissedMay!"
"MissedMissMay?Howdoyoumean?Ihadalongtalkwithherthismorning——amostinterestingtalk。"
"Butyouweren’theretosaygoodby。Now,youdon’tmeantosaythatyouforgotthatshewasleavingbythetwoo’clocktrain?Whatamanyouare!"
"Dearme!Tothinkofmyforgettingit!"saidthephilosophershamefacedly。
"Shetoldmetosaygood—bytoyouforher。"
"She’sverykind。Ican’tforgivemyself。"
Hishostesslookedathimforamoment;thenshesighed,andsmiled,andsighedagain。
"Haveyoueverythingyouwant?"sheasked。
"Everything,thankyou,"saidhe,sittingdownoppositethecheese,andproppinghisbook(hethoughthewouldjustrunthroughthelastchapteragain)againsttheloaf;"everythingintheworldthatIwant,thanks。"
Hishostessdidnottellhimthatthegirlhadcomeinfromtheappleorchard,andrunhastilyupstairslestherfriendshouldseewhatherfrienddidseeinhereyes。Sothathehadnosuspicionatallthathehadreceivedanofferofmarriage——andrefusedit。Andhedidnotrefertoanythingofthatsortwhenhepausedonceinhisreadingandexclaimed:
"I’mreallysorryImissedMissMay。Thatwasaninterestingcaseofhers。ButIgavetherightanswer。ThegirloughttomarryA。"
Andsothegirldid。
VII。
MARRIAGEBYCOMPULSION。
Itisamostanxiousthingtobeanabsoluteruler,"saidDukeDeodonato,"butIhavemadeupmymind。TheDoctorhasconvincedme[hereDr。Fusbius,Ph。D。,bowedverylow]thatmarriageisthebest,noblest,wholesomest,andhappiestofhumanconditions。"
"YourHighnesswillremember————"beganthePresidentoftheCouncil。
"Mylord,Ihavemadeupmymind,"saidDukeDeodonato。
Thusspeaking,theDuketookalargesheetoffoolscappaper,andwroterapidlyforamomentortwo。
"There,"hesaid,pushingthepaperovertothePresident,"isthedecree。"
"Thedecree,sir?"
"Ithinkthreeweeksaffordamplespace,"saidDukeDeodonato。
"Threeweeks,sir?"
"Foreverymanovertwenty—oneyearsofageinthisDuchytofindhimselfawife。"
"YourHighness,"observedDr。Fusbius,withdeference,"willconsiderthatbetweenanabstractpropositionandapracticalmeasure————"
"Thereistothelogicalmindnostoppingplace,"interruptedDukeDeodonato。
"But,sir,"criedthePresident,"imaginetheconsternationwhichthis————"
"Letitbegazettedto—night,"saidDukeDeodonato。
"Iwouldventure,"saidthePresident,"toremindyourHighnessthatyouareyourselfabachelor。"
"Laws,"saidDukeDeodonato,"donotbindtheCrownunlesstheCrownisexpresslymentioned。"
"True,sir;butIhumblyconceivethatitwouldbepessimiexempli————"
"Youareright;Iwillmarrymyself,"saidDukeDeodonato。
"But,sir,threeweeks!Thehandofaprincesscannotberequestedandgrantedin————"
"Thenfindmesomebodyelse,"saidDeodonato;"andprayleaveme。
Iwouldbealone;"andDukeDeodonatowavedhishandtothedoor。
OutsidethedoorthePresidentsaidtotheDoctor:
"Icouldwish,sir,thatyouhadnotconvincedhisHighness。"
"Mylord,"rejoinedtheDoctor,"truthismyonlypreoccupation。"
"Sir,"saidthePresident,"areyoumarried?"
"Mylord,"answeredtheDoctor,"Iamnot。"
"Ithoughtnot,"saidthePresident,ashefoldedupthedecreeandputitinhispocket。
ItisuselesstodenythatDukeDeodonato’sdecreecausedconsiderabledisturbanceintheDuchy。Inthefirstplace,theCrownlawyersraisedapuzzleoflaw。Didtheword"man"asusedinthedecree,include"woman"?ThePresidentshookhishead,andreferredthequestiontohisHighness。
"Itseemsimmaterial,"observedtheDuke。"Ifamanmarries,awomanmarries。"
"Exviterminorum,"assentedtheDoctor。
"But,sir,"saidthePresident,"therearemorewomenthanmenintheDuchy。"
DukeDeodonatothrewdownhispen。
"Thisisveryprovoking,"saidhe。"Whywasitallowed?I’msureithappenedbefore_I_cametothethrone。"
TheDoctorwasabouttopointoutthatitcouldhardlyhavebeenguardedagainst,whenthePresident(whowasabettercourtier)
anticipatedhim。
"WedidnotforeseethatyourHighness,inyourHighness’wisdom,wouldissuethisdecree,"hesaidhumbly。
"True,"saidDukeDeodonato,whowasajustman。
"WouldyourHighnessvouchsafeanyexplanation————"
"WhataretheJudgesfor?"askedDukeDeodonato。"Thereisthelaw——lettheminterpretit。"
WhereupontheJudgesheldthata"man"wasnota"woman,"andthatalthougheverymanmustmarry,nowomanneed。
"Itwillmakenodifference,"saidthePresident。
"Noneatall,"saidDr。Fusbius。
Nor,perhaps,wouldit,seeingthatwomenareeverkindandinnowaybynatureaversefrommarriage,haditnotbecomeknownthatDukeDeodonatohimselfintendedtochooseawifefromtheladiesofhisowndominions,andtochooseher(accordingtotheadviceofDr。Fusbius,who,intruth,sawlittlewhitherhiscounselwouldintheendcarrytheDuke)withoutregardtosuchadventitiousmattersasrankorwealth,andpurelyforherbeauty,talent,andvirtue。
Whichresolvebeingproclaimed,straightwayalltheladiesoftheDuchy,ofwhatsoeverstation,calling,age,appearance,wit,orcharacter,conceivingeachofthemthatshe,andnoother,shouldbecometheDuchess,sturdilyrefusedalloffersofmarriage(althoughtheyweremanyofthemasdesperatelyenamoredasvirtuousladiesmaybe),anddidnoughtelsethanwalk,drive,ride,anddisplaytheircharmsintheparkbeforethewindowsoftheducalpalace。Andthusitfelloutthatwhenaweekhadgoneby,nomanhadobeyedDukeDeodonato’sdecree,andtheywere,fromsheerwantofbrides,liketofallintocontemptofthelawandunderthehighdispleasureoftheDuke。
UponthisthePresidentandDr。FusbiussoughtaudienceofhisHighnessandhumblylaidbeforehimtheunforeseenobstaclewhichhadoccurred。
"Womaniseverambitious,"saidDr。Fusbius。
"Nay,"correctedthePresident,"theyhaveseenhisHighness’
personashisHighnesshasriddenthroughthecity。"
DukeDeodonatothrewdownhispen。
"Thisisverytiresome,"saidhe,knittinghisbrows。"Mylord,Iwouldbefurtheradvisedonthismatter。Returnatthesamehourto—morrow。"
Thenextday,DukeDeodonato’sforeheadhadregaineditscustomarysmoothness,andhismannerwastranquilandassured。
"Ourpleasureis,"saidhetothePresident,"that,albeitnowomanshallbecompelledtomarryifsobethatshebenotinvitedthereunto;yet,ifbidden,sheshallinnowiserefuse,butstraightwayespousethatmanwhofirstafterthedateofthesepresentsshallsolicitherhand。"
ThePresidentbowedinadmiration。
"Itis,ifImayhumblysayso,apracticalandwisesolution,sir,"hesaid。
"Iapprehendthatitwillremedythemischief,"saidDukeDeodonato,notillpleased。
Anddoubtlessitwouldhavehadaneffectasaltogethersatisfactory,excellent,beneficial,salutary,anduniversalasthewisdomofDukeDeodonatohadanticipatedfromit,haditnotfallenoutthat,onthepromulgationofthedecree,alltheaforesaidladiesoftheDuchy,ofwhatsoeverstation,calling,age,appearance,wit,orcharacter,straightway,andsoswiftlythatnomanhadtimewhereintopayhiscourttothem,fledtoandshutandbottledandbarricadedthemselvesinhouses,castles,cupboards,cellars,stables,lofts,churches,chapels,chests,andeveryotherkindofreceptaclewhatsoever,andthereremainedbeyondreachofanyman,behewhomhewould,lesthaplyone,coming,shouldasktheirhandinmarriage,andthustheyshouldloseallprospectofweddingtheDuke。
WhenDukeDeodonatowasapprisedofthislamentableactiononthepartoftheladiesoftheDuchy,hefrownedandlaiddownhispen。
"Thisisveryannoying,"saidhe。"ThereappearstobeadispositiontothwartOurendeavorsforthepublicgood。"
"Itisgrosscontumacy,"saidDr。Fusbius。
"Yet,"remarkedthePresident,"inspiredbyanatural,ifill—
disciplined,admirationforhisHighness’person。"
"Thedecreeisnowafortnightold,"observedDukeDeodonato。
"Leaveme。Iwillconsiderfurtherofthismatter。"
NowevenashisHighnessspokeamightyuproararoseunderthepalacewindows,andDukeDeodonato,lookingoutofthewindow(which,beitremembered,butfortheguidanceofHeavenhemightnothavedone),beheldamaidenofwonderfulcharmsstrugglingintheclutchesoftwohalberdiersoftheguard,whowerehalingherofftoprison。
"Bringhitherthatdamsel,"saidDeodonato。
Presentlythedamsel,stillheldbythesoldiers,enteredtheroom。Herrobewasdisheveledandrent,hergoldenhairhunglooseonhershoulders,andhereyeswerefulloftears。
"Atwhosesuitisshearrested?"askedDeodonato。
"AtthesuitofthemostlearnedDr。Fusbius,mayitpleaseyourHighness。"
"Sir,"saidDr。Fusbius,"itistrue。Thislady,grosslycontemningyourHighness’decree,hasrefusedmyhandinmarriage。"
"Isittrue,damsel?"askedDukeDeodonato。
"Hearme,yourHighness!"answeredshe。"Ileftmydwellingbutaninstant,forwewereinsorestraitsfor————"
"Bread?"askedDeodonato,atouchofsympathyinhisvoice。
"MayitpleaseyourHighness,no——pinswherewithtofastenourhair。And,asIrantothemerchant’s,thisagedman————"
"Iambutturnedoffifty,"interruptedFusbius。
"Andhavenotyetlearnedsilence!"askedDeodonatoseverely。
"Damsel,proceed!"
"CaughtmebymygownasIran,and————"
"Iproposedmarriagetoher,"saidFusbius。
"Nay,ifyouproposedmarriage,"sheshallmarryyou,"saidDeodonato。"Bythecrownofmyfathers,sheshallmarryyou!
Butwhatsaidhe,damsel?"
"MayitpleaseyourHighness,hesaidthatIhadtheprettiestfaceinalltheDuchy,andthathewouldhavenowifebutme;andthereuponhekissedme;andIwouldhavenoneofhim,andI
struckhimandescaped。"
"SendfortheJudges,"saidDukeDeodonato。"AndmeanwhilekeepthisdamselandletnomanproposemarriagetoheruntilOurpleasurebeknown。"
Now,whentheJudgeswerecome,andthemaidenwasbroughtinandsetoveragainstthemontherighthand,andthelearnedDoctortookhisstandontheleft,DeodonatoprayedtheJudgesthattheywouldperpendcarefullyandanxiouslyofthequestion——usingalllore,research,wisdom,discretion,andjustice——whetherDr。
Fusbiushadproposedmarriageuntothemaidenorno。
"ThusshallOurmindbeinformed,andweshalldealprofitablywiththismatter,"concludedDukeDeodonato。
Uponwhicharosegreatdebate。FortherewasonepartofthelearnedmenwhichleanedupontheletterandfoundnoinvitationtomarriageinthewordsofDr。Fusbius;whileanotherpartwouldhaveitthatinallthingsthespiritandmindoftheutterermustberegarded,andthatitsortednotwiththeyears,virtues,learning,andpositionofthesaidmostlearnedDoctortosupposethathehadspokensuchwordsandsealedthesamewithakiss,saveunderthefirmimpression,thought,andconvictionthathewasofferinghishandinmarriage;whichsaidimpression,thought,andconvictionwerefullyandreasonablydeclaredandevidentinhisactions,manner,bearing,air,andconduct。
"Thisisveryperplexing,"saidDukeDeodonato,andheknithisbrows;forashegazeduponthebeautyofthedamsel,itseemedtohimathingunnatural,undesirable,unpalatable,unpleasant,andunendurable,thatsheshouldwedDr。Fusbius。
Yetifsuchwerethelaw——DukeDeodonatosighed,andheglancedatthedamsel:anditchancedthatthedamselglancedatDukeDeodonato,and,seeingthathewasapropermanandcomely,andthathiseyespokehisadmirationofher,sheblushed;andhercheekthathadgonewhitewhenthoseofthejudgeswhofavoredthelearnedDoctorwerespeaking,wentredasaroseagain,andshestrovetoorderherhair,andtoconcealtherentthatwasinherrobe。AndDukeDeodonatosighedagain。
"Mylord,"hesaidtothePresident,"wehaveheardthesewiseanderuditemen;and,forasmuchasthematterisdifficult,theyaredividedamongthemselves,andthestaffwhereonweleanedisbroken。Speak,therefore,yourmind。"
ThenthePresidentoftheCouncillookedearnestlyatDukeDeodonato,buttheDukeveiledhisfacewithhishand。
"Answertruly,"saidhe,"withoutfearorfavor。SoshallyoufulfillOurpleasure。"
AndthePresident,lookingrounduponthecompany,said:
"Itis,yourHighness,byallreasonable,honest,just,proper,andhonorableintendment,asgood,sound,full,andexplicitanofferofmarriageashatheverbeenhadinthisduchy。"
"Sobeit,"saidDukeDeodonato;andDr。Fusbiussmiledintriumph,whilethemaidengrewpaleagain。
"And,"pursuedthePresident,"itbinds,controls,andruleseveryman,woman,andchildintheseyourHighness’dominions,andhaththeforceoflawoverall。"
"Sobeit,"saidDeodonatoagain。
"Saving,"addedthePresident,"yourHighnessonly。"
Therewasamovementamongthecompany。
"For,"pursuedthePresident,"bytheancientlaws,customs,manners,andobservancesoftheDuchy,nodecreeorlawshallinanywaywhatsoeverimpair,alter,lessen,orderogatefromthehighrights,powers,andprerogativesofyourHighness,whommayHeavenlongpreserve。Although,therefore,itbe,byandpursuanttoyourHighness’decree,thesurerightofeverymaninthisDuchytobeacceptedinmarriageofanydamselwhomheshallinvitethereunto,yetisthisrightinallrespectssubjecttoandcontrolledbythenatural,legal,inalienable,unalterable,andsovereignprerogativeofyourHighnesstomarrywhatdamselsoeveritshallbeyourpleasuretobidshareyourthrone。HenceI,inobediencetoyourHighness’commands,pronounceanddeclarethatthisdamselislawfullyandirrevocablyboundandaffiancedtothelearnedDr。Fusbius,unlessanduntilitshallpleaseyourHighnessyourselftodemandherhandinmarriage。MaywhatI
havespokenpleaseyourHighness!"AndthePresidentsatdown。
DukeDeodonatosatawhileinthought,andtherewassilenceinthehall。Thenhespoke:
"Letallwithdraw,savingthedamselonly。"
Andtheyoneandallwithdrew,andDukeDeodonatowasleftalonewiththedamsel。
Thenhearoseandgazedlongonthedamsel;butthedamselwouldnotlookonDukeDeodonato。
"Howareyoucalled,lady?"askedDukeDeodonato。
"IamcalledDulcissima,"saidshe。
"Wellnamed!"saidDeodonatosoftly,andhewenttothedamsel,andhelaidhishand,fullgently,onherrobe,andhesaid:
"Dulcissima,youhavetheprettiestfaceinalltheDuchy,andI
willhavenowifebutyou;"andDukeDeodonatokissedthedamsel。
ThedamselforboretostrikeDukeDeodonato,asshehadstruckDr。Fusbius。Againhercheekwentred,andagainpale,andshesaid:
"Iwednomanoncompulsion。"
"Madam,IamyourSovereign,"saidDukeDeodonato;andhiseyeswereonthedamsel。
"IfyouwereanArchangel————"criedthedamsel。
"Ourhouseisnotwonttobescornedofladies,"saidDeodonato。
"AmIcrooked,orbaseborn,orafool?"
"ThisdayinyourDuchywomenareslaves,andmentheirmastersbyyourwill,"saidshe。
"Itistheorderofnature,"saidDeodonato。
"Itisnotmypleasure,"saidthedamsel。
ThenDeodonatolaidhishandonhissilverbell,forhewasveryangry。
"Fusbiuswaitswithout,"saidhe。
"Iwillwedhimandkillhim,"criedDulcissima。
Deodonatogazedonher。
"Youhadnochanceofusingthepins,"saidhe,"andtherentinyourgownisverysore。"
Anduponthistheeyesofthedamsellosttheirfireandsoughtthefloor;andshepluckedathergirdle,andwouldnotlookonDeodonato。Andtheysaidoutside:
"ItisverystillintheHalloftheDuke。"
ThensaidDeodonato:
"Dulcissima,whatwouldyou?"
"Thatyourepealyourdecrees,"saidshe。
Deodonato’sbrowgrewdark;hedidnotlovetogoback。
"WhatIhavedecreed,Ihavedecreed,"saidhe。
"AndwhatIhaveresolved,Ihaveresolved,"saidshe。
Deodonatodrewneartoher。
"AndifIrepealthedecrees?"saidhe。
"Youwilldowell,"saidshe。
"Andyouwillwed————"
"WhomIwill,"saidshe。
Deodonatoturnedtothewindow,andforaspacehelookedout;
andthedamselsmoothedherhairanddrewherrobe,whereitwaswhole,acrosstherent;andshelookedonDeodonatoashestood,andherbosomroseandfell。Andsheprayedaprayerthatnomanheard,or,ifheheard,mightbesobaseastotell。ButshesawthedarklocksofDeodonato’shairandhisform,straightasanarrowandtallasasix—footwand,inthewindow。Andagain,outside,theysaid:
"ItisstrangelystillintheHalloftheDuke。"
ThenDeodonatoturned,andhepressedwithhishandonthesilverbell,andstraightwaytheHallwasfilledwiththeCouncilors,theJudges,andthehalberdiers,attentivetohearthewillofDeodonatoandthefateofthedamsel。AndthesmalleyesofFusbiusglowed,andthecalmeyesofthePresidentsmiled。
"MyCousins,Gentlemen,andmyfaithfulGuard,"saidDeodonato,"Time,whichisHeaven’smightyInstrument,bringscounsel。Say!
whattheDukehasdone,shallanymanundo?"
Thencriedtheyall,saveone:
"Noman!"
AndthePresidentsaid:
"SavingtheDuke。"
"ThedecreeswhichImade,"saidDeodonato,"Iunmake。
HenceforthletmenandmaidensinmyDuchymarryornotmarryastheywill,andGodgivethemjoyofit。"
Andall,saveFusbius,cried"Amen!"ButFusbiuscried:
"YourHighness,itisdemonstratedbeyondcavil;ay,tothesatisfactionofyourHighness————"
"Thisisverytedious,"saidDeodonato。"Lethimspeaknomore!"
AndagainhedrewneartoDulcissima,andthere,beforethemall,hefellonhisknee。Andamurmurranthroughthehall。
"Madam,"saidDeodonato,"ifyouloveme,wedme。And,ifyoulovemenot,departinpeaceandinhonor;andI,Deodonato,willlivemylifealone。"
Thenthedamseltrembled,andbarelydidDeodonatocatchherwords:
"Therearemanymenhere,"saidshe。
"ItisnotgiventoPrinces,"saidDeodonato,"tobealone。
Nevertheless,ifyouwill,leavemealone。"Andthedamselbentlow,sothatthebreathofhermouthstirredthehaironDeodonato’shead,andheshiveredasheknelt。
"MyPrinceandmyKing!"saidshe。
AndDeodonatoshottohisfeet,andbeforethemallhekissedher,and,turning,spoke:
"AsIhavewooed,leteverymaninthisDuchywoo。AsIhavewon,leteverymanthatisworthywin。For,unlesshesowoo,andunlesshesowin,vainishiswooing,andvainishiswinning,andafigforhiswedding,sayI,Deodonato!I,thatwasDeodonato,andnowam——DeodonatoandDulcissima。"
AndagreatcheerrangoutintheHall,andFusbiusfledtothedoor;andtheytorehisgownashewentandcursedhimforaknave。ButthePresidentraisedhisvoicealoudandcried:
"MayHeavenpreserveyourHighnesses——andhere’sablessingonallwindows!"
Andthatisthereasonwhyyouwillfind(ifyoutravelthere,asItrustyoumay,fornowherearetheladiesfairerorthemensogallant)morewindowsintheDuchyofDeodonatothananywhereinthewideworldbesides。Forthemorewindows,thewidertheview;andthewidertheview,themoreprettydamselsdoyousee;andthemoreprettydamselsyousee,themorejocundathingislife——andthatiswhatthemenoftheDuchylove——andnotleast,DukeDeodonato,whom,withhisbrideDulcissima,mayHeavenlongpreserve!
VIII。
ALL’SWELLTHATENDS
WELL。
Therewasonce——thedateisofnomoment——aSultan,andhehadaViziernamedAshimullah。Thisministerwasawiseman,muchtrustedbyhismaster;buthewasheldinsomesuspicionanddislikeatthecourtbecausehehadbeenborn——or,ifthatbedoubtful,hadatleastbeenbred——aChristian,andhadbeenoriginallyaprisoneroftheSultan’sarmies。
ButAshimullah,forreasonswhichintimatelyconcernedhisownhead,butneednotconcernanybodyelse’s,promptlyfoundthetruepath;and,havingprofessedareadyconversiontothetenetsofIslam,roserapidlytoahighplaceintheserviceoftheSultan,sothathispromotionneverceaseduntilhewasinstalledintheofficeofGrandVizier。Yet,rememberinghisdiscreditablepast,theSultanwasaccustomedtoexactfromhimthefullestandmostminuteobservanceofhisreligiousduties。
TosuchobservanceAshimullahsubmitted,comfortinghimselfwiththeexampleofNaamantheSyrian;forAshimullahwasstill,insecret,aChristian,andhisadherencetoIslamwasonlyapoliteconcessiontopublicfeeling。Buttherewasonepointonwhichhisconsciencestruckhimsorely,andthiswasnootherthanthequestionofwives。Ashimullahhadonewife,aladyofgreatbeautyandremarkableaccomplishments,andforthelifeofhimhecouldnotseehow,consistentlywiththereligionwhichheheldinhisheartandwiththehonorthatheowedtothelady,hecouldtakeanyotherwife。Suchanactappearedtohimtobeadeadlysin,foritwasmostplainlyheldandlaiddownbytherulesofhisreligion,andhadmoreoverbeenamplyprovedbyexperience,thatonewifewasenoughforanyman。ThereforewhentheSultan,hearingthatAshimullahhadbutonewife,andconsideringthethingverysuspiciousandunnatural,sentforhim,andrequiredhimtoorderhisestablishmentonascalemorebefittinghispresentexaltedposition,Ashimullahwasinsadperplexity。Toobeywastosin,torefusewaslikelytocosthimhislife;forifhismastersuspectedthesincerityofhisconversion,hisshriftwouldbeshort。InthisquandaryAshimullahsoughtaboutforexcuses。
"OCommanderoftheFaithful,Iamapoorman,andwivesaresourcesofexpense,"saidAshimullah。
"Mytreasuryisopentothemostfaithfulofmyservants,"saidtheSultan。
"Amultitudeofwomeninahousebreedsstrife,"urgedAshimullah。
"Hewhogovernsanempireshouldbeabletogovernhisownhouse,"remarkedtheSultan。
"Ihavenopleasureinthesocietyofwomen,"pleadedAshimullah。
"Itisnotaquestionofpleasure,"saidtheSultansolemnly,andAshimullahthoughtthathesawsignsofsuspiciononhismaster’saugustface。Thereforeheprostratedhimself,cryingthathesubmittedtotheimperialwill,andwouldstraightwaytakeanotherwife。
"Idonotloveagrudgingobedience,"saidtheSultan。
"Iwilltaketwo!"criedAshimullah。
"Takethree,"saidtheSultan;andwiththishedismissedAshimullah,givinghimthespaceofaweekinwhichtofulfillthecommandlaiduponhim。
"SurelyIamamostunhappyman,"musedAshimullah。"ForifIdonotobey,Ishallbeputtodeath;andifIdoobey,IfeargreatlythatIshallbedamned。"AndhewenthomelookingsosorrowfulandperplexedthatallmenconceivedthathewasoutoffavorwiththeSultan。
NowAshimullah,beingcometohishouse,wentimmediatelytohiswife,andtoldheroftheSultan’scommands,addingthatthematterwasasoregrieftohim,andnotlessonheraccountthanonhisown。"Foryouknowwell,StarofmyHeart,"saidhe,"thatIdesirenowifebutyou!"
"Iknowitwell,Ashimullah,"answeredLallakallatenderly。
"Moreover,IfearthatIshallbedamned,"whisperedAshimullah。
"I’msureyouwould,"saidLallakalla。
Threedayslateritwasreportedthroughallthecity,ontheauthorityofHassan,thechiefandconfidentialservantoftheVizier,thatAshimullah,havingprocuredthreeslavesofgreatbeautyatanimmensecost,hadweddedthemall,andthuscompletedthenumberofwivesallowedtohimbytheLawoftheProphet。Thefirstwasrosy—cheekedwithgoldenhair;thesecond’scomplexionwasolive,andherlocksblackasnight;
thethirdhadawonderfulpallor,andtresseslikeburnishedgold。
"Thus,"addedHassan,"sincemyladyLallakalla’shairisbrown,hisHighnesstheVizierenjoys,asishismostjustdue,allvarietiesofbeauty。"
WhenthesethingscametotheearsoftheSultan,hewasgreatlypleasedwiththepromptobedienceofAshimullah,andsenthimalargesumofmoneyandhisownminiature,magnificentlysetindiamonds。Moreover,heapprovedhighlyofthetastethatAshimullahhaddisplayedinhischoice,andregrettedverydeeplythathecouldnotbeholdthecharmsofthewivesoftheVizier。
Nay,sogreatwashisanxietyconcerningthemthathedeterminedtosendoneofhisSultanastopayavisittotheharemofAshimullah,inorderthat,whileseemingtorenderhonortoAshimullah,shemightreporttohimofthebeautyofAshimullah’swives。
"WemustmakereadyforthevisitoftheSultana,"observedLallakalla,withasmile。
WhentheSultanareturnedfromhervisit,theSultancametoherwithoutdelay,andshesaid:
"OMostTranslucentMajesty,wonderfulindeedarethewivesofAshimullah!Forastheycamebeforeme,oneafteranother,Ididnotknowwhichofthemtocallmostbeautiful;forthebrownhair,thegolden,theblack,andtheruddyareallmostfairtosee。IwouldthatyourMajestycouldbeholdthem!"
"IwouldthatIcould!"saidtheSultan,strokinghisbeard。
"Yet,OSultan,sinceallmenaremortal,anditisnotgiventoanytobeperfectlyhappyinthisworld,knowthatthereisanalloyinthehappinessofAshimullahtheVizier。Forthesemostlovelyladieshave,eachandallofthem,sostrongandvehementatemperandsogreatareciprocalhatred,thatAshimullahiscompelledtokeepthemapart,eachinherownchamber,andbynomeanscantheybeallowedtocometogetherforaninstant。
Notevenmypresencewouldhaverestrainedthem,andthereforeI
saweachalone。"
"Idonotobjecttoalittletemper,"observedtheSultan,strokinghisbeardagain。"Itisasaucetobeauty,andkeepsamanalive。"
"Itisonlytowardoneanotherthattheyarefierce,"saidtheSultana。"ForallspokewiththegreatestloveofAshimullah,andwiththemostdutifulrespect。"
"IdonotseeonwhataccounttheyaresofondofAshimullah,"
saidtheSultan,frowning。
ThatnighttheSultandidnotonceclosehiseyes,forhecouldthinkofnothingsavethemarvelousandvariedbeautyofthewivesoftheVizier;andbetweentherivalcharmsoftheblack,thebrown,theruddy,andthegolden,hisMajestywassotornandtossedaboutthat,whenherose,hisbrowwastroubledandhischeekpale。Andbeingnolongerabletoendurethetormentthathesuffered,hesenttheSultanaagaintovisitthehouseofAshimullah,biddingherobservemostcarefullywhichoftheladieswasintruthmostbeautiful。ButtheSultana,havingreturned,professedherselfentirelyunabletosetanyoneofAshimullah’swivesaboveanyotherinanypointofbeauty。"Fortheyareall,"saidshe,"andeachinherownway,hourisforbeauty。"
"AndthismanwasaChristiandogonce!"murmuredtheSultan。
Thenhisbrowsuddenlygrewsmooth,andheobserved:
"Ashimullahhimselfwillknow;and,indeed,itistimethatI
gaveanewsignofmyfavortomytrustedservantAshimullah。"
ThereforehesentforAshimullah,andspoketohimwithunboundedgraciousness。
"Ashimullah,myfaithfulservant,"saidhe,"Iammindfultoconferuponyouagreatandsignalfavor;desiringtorecognizenotonlyyourservicestomythrone,butalsoandmoreespeciallyyourreadyandwillingobedienceinthematterofyourwives。
ThereforeIhavedecidedtoexaltyouandyourhouseholdintheeyesofalltheFaithful,andofthewholeworld,bytakingfromyourhouseawifeformyself。"
WhenAshimullahheardthishewentverypale,although,intruth,whattheSultanproposedtodowasalwaysheldthehighestofhonors。
"Andsincesogoodandloyalaservant,"pursuedtheSultan,"woulddesiretooffertohisSovereignnothingbutthebestofallthathehas,tellme,OAshimullah,whichofyourwivesisfairest,thatImaytakeherandexaltherasIhaveproposed。"
Ashimullahwasnowingreatagitation,andhestammeredinhisconfusion:
"Mywivesareindeedfair;but,OMostPotentandFearfulMajesty,theyhave,oneandall,mostdiabolicaltempers。"
"SurelybynowIhavelearnedhowtodealwiththetempersofwomen,"saidtheSultan,raisinghisbrows。"Come,Ashimullah;
tellmewhichisfairest。"
ThenAshimullah,beingathiswits’end,andcatchingatanystrawinordertosecurealittledelay,declaredthatitwasutterlyimpossibletosaythatanyoneofhiswiveswasfairerthananyother,fortheywereallperfectlybeautiful。
"Butdescribethemtome,onebyone,"commandedtheSultan。
SoAshimullahdescribedhiswivesonebyonetotheSultan,usingmostexaltedeloquence,andemployingeverysimile,metaphor,image,figure,andtropethatlanguagecontains,inthevainattempttoexpressadequatelythesurpassingbeautyofthoseladies;yethewasmostcarefultosetnooneaboveanyotherandtodistributethesaidsimiles,metaphors,images,figures,andtropes,withabsoluteimpartialityandequalityamongthem。
"ByAllah,itisdifficult!"saidtheSultan,pullinghisbeardfretfully。"Iwillconsideryourseveraldescriptions,andsendforyouagaininafewdays,Ashimullah。"
SoAshimullahwenthomeandtoldLallakallaallthathadpassedbetweentheSultanandhimself,andhowtheSultanproposedtotakeoneofhiswives,butcouldnotmakeuphismindwhichladyheshouldprefer。
"But,alas!itisallonetome,whicheverhechooses,"criedAshimullah,indespair。
"Itisallonetomealso,"criedLallakalla。"But,besure,dearAshimullah,thattheSultanhassomepurposeinthisdelay。
Letuswaitandseewhathedoes。Itmaybethatweneednotyetdespair。"
ButAshimullahwouldnotbecomforted,andcriedoutthathehaddonebetternevertoforswearhisreligion,buttohavediedatonce,asaholymartyr。
"Itistoolatetothinkofthat,"saidLallakalla。
Now,hadnottheSultanbeenmostlamentablybewilderedandmostamazinglydazzledbytheconflictingcharmsofthewivesofAshimullah,beyonddoubthewouldnothaveentertainednorcarriedoutaprojectsoimpiousandirreligiousasthatwhichhiscuriosityandpassionnowledhiminto。Butbeingunabletoeatordrinkorrestuntilhewasateaseonthematter,hedetermined,allpietyandlawanddecorumtothecontrarynotwithstanding,tolookuponthefacesofAshimullah’swiveswithhisowneyes,anddetermineforhimselftowhomthecrownofbeautybelonged,andwhetherthebrownortheblack,orthegoldenortheruddy,mightmostproperlyandtruthfullylayclaimtoit。Butthisresolutionheventuredtocommunicatetonobody,savetothefaithfulanddutifulwifewhomhehadsentbeforetovisitthehouseofAshimullah。She,amazed,triedearnestlytodissuadehim,butseeinghewasnottobeturned,atlastagreedtosecondhisdesigns,andenablehimtofulfillhispurpose。"ThoughIfearnogoodwillcomeofit,"shesighed。
"Iwonderwhichisintruththefairest!"murmuredtheSultan。
AndhesentwordtoAshimullahthattheSultanawouldvisithiswivesontheeveningofthatday。
"Allwillbereadyforher,"saidLallakalla,whenshereceivedthemessagefromherhusband。
ButintheafternoontheSultansentmenintothebazaar,andthesemencaughtHassan,Ashimullah’sservant,ashecametomakehisdailypurchases,andcarriedhimtotheSultan,withwhomhewasclosetedforhardonanhour。WhenhecameoutHassanreturnedhome,shakinghisheadsorrowfully,butpattinghispursecomfortably;whenceitappearsthathesufferedfromaconflictoffeelings,hismindbeingillatease,buthispurseheavier。AndwhenintheeveningtheSultanacame,attendedonlybyonetall,formidable,andinky—blackattendant,Hassanusheredherintothereceptionroomoftheharem,tellingherthatLallakalla,thefirstwifeofhismaster,wouldattendherimmediately。Thenhewentout,and,havingbroughtinthebigblackslaveverysecretly,sethimintheantechamberoftheroomwheretheSultanawas,andhidhimthere,behindahighscreen。
AndHassanpiercedaholeinthescreen,sothatthebigslavecouldseewhatpassedintheantechamberwithoutbeingseenhimself。ThenHassan,stillshakinghishead,butalsopattinghispurse,wenttosummonLallakalla。Butthebigblackslavelayquietbehindthescreen。
PresentlyLallakallapassedthroughandenteredtheroomwheretheSultanawas。AfewmomentslaterAshimullahcamein,carryingoveronearmseveralrobesofsilkandintheotheralargeboxortrunk。Ashimullahlookedroundcautiously,butsawnobody;thebigblackslaveheldhisbreath,butlaidhishandonthescimitarthathewore。Ashimullahwaited。ThenLallakallacameout。
"Yes,ofatruththisbrown—hairedoneismostlovely,"thoughtthebigslave。"Itwouldseemimpossiblethattheotherscanbesolovely。Moreover,shelooksamiableenough。YetImustseetheothers。Whichwillcomenext?"Andhecomposedhimselftowaitforthenext,notcaringwhethersheweretheruddy,thegolden,ortheblack,sothatshecamequickly。
But,totheamazementoftheslave,Lallakallatoreoffthesilkenrobesheworeandcriedtoherhusband,"Givemethebluerobe——yes,andthegoldenhair。"And,havingputonthebluerobe,shetookfromAshimullah’shandsomethingthathehadtakenfromthesquarebox,andputitonherhead。ThenAshimullahgaveherasmallerbox,and,takingoutpaintsandbrushesandamirror,shemadeacomplexionforherself。Andthusshewastransformedintoagolden—hairedladywithcheeksofrosyred,andinthisguiseshepassedintotheSultana’spresence。
"Thedog!"thoughttheslave。"Thenhetookonlytwowivesmore!"
PresentlyLallakallacameforth;andallhappenedasbefore,savethatshestainedherfacetoanolivetintandputonawigofcoal—blackhair。
"BytheProphet!"thoughttheslave,"hetookbutonewifemore!"
YetagainLallakallacameoutfromvisitingtheSultana,andonthisoccasionshehastilydonnedarobeofred,sprinkledwhitepowderoverhercheeks,andsetonherheadamostmagnificentstructureofruddyhair。ThusarrayedshewentagainintotheroomwheretheSultanawas。
"ByAllah,thedogtooknootherwifeatall!"thoughttheslave,and,lookingthroughhisspy—hole,hesawAshimullahmakingoffingreathaste,carryingtheboxandtherobeswithhim。ThenHassancameandledtheslavebackbythewaytheyhadcometotheplacewhereheawaitedtheSultana。
"ThiswifeofAshimullahisawonderfulwoman,"saidtheSultantohimself,ashelayawakethatnight。"Behold,sheisinherselfamultitude!"
EarlythenextmorningAshimullahwassummonedtothepalace,andatonceusheredintothepresenceoftheSultan。
"OAshimullah,Ihavereflected,"saidtheSultan,"andIdesirethatyouwillsendmethatwifeofyourswhohasruddyhair。Foralthoughthechoiceisdifficult,yetIthinkthatshemustbethefairestofthemall。"
Ashimullah,knowingnotwhattosay,prostratedhimselfandpromisedobedience;then,havingwithdrawnfromthepresence,heranbackhomeasfastashecouldlayhisfeettotheground,andsoughtoutLallakalla。Withherhetalkedforsometime;thenhereturnedtothepalace,weepingandwringinghishands。
"Whatailsyou,Ashimullah?"askedtheSultan。
"Alas!OLightoftheWorld,apestilencehasfallenonmyhouse,andmywifewiththeruddyhairliesdead。"
"WemustresignourselvestothewillofHeaven,"saidtheSultan。"YetIwillnotrecallthefavorIhaddestinedforyou。
Sendmethewifethathascoal—blackhair,Ashimullah。"
"Alas!MostMightyOne,misfortunescrowduponme。Thatgracelesswifehasfledfrommeincompanywithafishmonger,"
groanedAshimullah。
"Youarewellquitofher,andsoalsoamI,"remarkedtheSultan。"YetIamnottobeturnedfrommybenevolentpurpose,andratherthanfailindoingyouhonor,Iwillacceptthewifewiththegoldenhair。"
"Alas!andalas!HighandPotentMajesty,Heavenhassetitswrathuponme。Assherowedthismorning,theboatupset,andshe,mygolden—hairedbeauty,wasdrowned!"AndAshimullahlaidhisheadonthegroundandsobbedpitifully。
"Ofatruthyouareafflicted。Yetdonotdespair,Iwillcomfortyou,mygoodAshimullah,"saidtheSultan。"Weepnomore。Sendmethewifewiththebrownhair,andallshallbewell。ByAllah!Iamamanthathearsreason,anddoesnotexactmorethanFatewillallow!Amancangiveonlywhathehas。Ishallbewellpleasedwithherofthebrownhair,Ashimullah。"
ThenAshimullahcrawledtothefeetoftheSultan,andsaid:
"RuleroftheWorld,greatisthehonorthatyoupurposeforthemeanestofyourservants。Yetbehold,ifIsendmywifewiththebrownhair,Ishallhavenowifeatall;fortheothersaregone,andmyhousewillbealtogetherdesolate。"
TheSultansmileddownatAshimullah。Thenhebentandtookhimbythehandsandraisedhimup。Andhespoketohiminatoneofmosttenderandfriendlyreproach:
"Indeed,Ashimullah,"saidhe,"youwrongmeinyourthoughts,supposingthatIwouldleaveyourhousedesolate,orthatIwouldreceivewithoutbestowing。Suchisnotthecustomofgreatprinces,norisitmycustom。Butwherewetakewegivefourfoldofwhatisgiventous。Beofgoodcheer,andgrievenomoreeitherforthewiveswhoaredeadorforthebrown—hairedwifewhomitismygraciouspleasuretoacceptfromyou。ForIwillsendyoufourwives;andthusyoushallbeasyouwerebeforeyourmisfortunes,andbeforeyougavemeyourbrown—hairedwife。
Andifthecoloroftheirhairdoesnotpleaseyou(foritseemsthatyouarecuriousinthesematters,OAshimullah),I
thinkthatyouhavemeanstosetrightwhatiswrong,andtoarraytheheadofeachinthecolorthatyoulovebest。"And,ashesaidthis,theSultanlookedveryfullandsignificantlyinthefaceofAshimullah。
ButAshimullahturnedandwentout,fulloffear;forheperceivedthattheSultanhaddiscoveredhissecretandthathehadbeenbetrayedbyHassanhisservant,andhefearedforhislife,becauseofthetrickthathehadplayedupontheSultan,besidesbeinggreatlyafflictedtothinkthatnowindeedtherewasnoescape,buthemusthavefourwives。Moreover,althoughthiscouldnotstandbesidethequestionofhissalvation,heregrettedgreatlythelosingofLallakalla,whomtheSultantookfromhim。AndashetoldLallakallaallthathadpassed,hewept;butshebadehimbeofgoodcheer,and,havingcomfortedhim,withdrewtoherapartments,andwasverybusytherealltheafternoon。
Intheeveningcamealitterfromthepalace,andwithitaletterfromtheSultan,commandingthatLallakallashouldcome,andbiddingAshimullahtoexpecthisfourwivesthenextday。
AccordinglyAshimullah,havingdivorcedLallakallaaccordingtotheformalitiesofthelaw,setherinthelitter,andshe,beingbroughttothepalace,wassoonvisitedbytheSultan,whowasfullofcuriositytoseeher。But,whenheentered,hegavealoudcryofsurprise。For,behold,thehaironLallakalla’sheadwasred。Butthenhesmiledandsaidtoher:
"Takeoffthewig,mydaughter。"
"Iobey,"saidshe,"butIprayyoutolookawaywhileIobey。"
SotheSultanlookedaway,and,whenheturnedagain,herhairwasgolden。
"Takethatoffalso,"saidtheSultan,turninghisheadaway。
Andwhenhelookedagainherhairwascoal—black。
"Takethatoffalso,"saidtheSultan。
"Iobey,"saidLallakalla,andtheSultanturnedaway。
"Now,"saidhe,"Iwillbeholdyourownbrownhair,"andheturnedtoher。Butagainhecriedoutinsurpriseandhorror。
FortherewasnobrownhaironLallakalla’shead,butherheadwasbareandshavenascleanastheballofivoryonthestaffthattheSultancarried。
"Heavenforbid,"saidLallakallameekly,"thatIshouldcometotheLightoftheUniversewithhairofthecolorthathehates;
forhechoseeverycolorsoonerthanmypoorcolor。ThereforeI
haveleftthebrownhairforAshimullah,forhelovesit,andI
havebroughtmylordthecolorsthatmylordloves。"Andwiththisshelaidthethreewigsofblackhair,ofgolden,andofruddyattheSultan’sfeet,andstoodherselfbeforehimwithhershavenpoll。
ThentheSultan,seeingthatLallakallalookedveryludicrouswithhershavenpoll,burstoutlaughing。Andhecameandtookherbythehand,andsaidtoher:
"Beholdawomanwholovesherhusbandbetterthanherbeauty,andtobehiswiferatherthanmine!Return,then,toAshimullahandbehiswifeagain。"
"Mylord,"saidshe,"suffermealsototakebackwithmetheotherwivesofAshimullah,"andshepointedtotheheadsofhairthatlayupontheground。
"Takethem,"saidhe,laughing。"AndsinceAshimullahhasalreadyfourwivesandyetwillgivemenowife,why,neitherwillIgiveAshimullahanywives。Butheshallhavethefourwivesthathehadbefore,andallthecityshallhearofthebeautyandthevirtueofAshimullah’swives。"
SoLallakallawenthomeingreatjoy,andputonherownhair,whichshehadfashionedintoawig,andwentintoAshimullah。
Andtheydwelthappilytogether,therebeingnodifferencesintheirhousehold,saveinthecolorofLallakalla’shairfromdaytoday。ButtheSultanraisedapillarofmany—coloredmarble,blackandgold,brownandred,andinscribedit,"TotheVirtuesoftheWivesofAshimullahtheVizier。"AndhenceforwardnonetroubledAshimullahconcerninghiswives。
Hassan,however,wasmostjustlyputtodeath。