'OCivilization!Thouthatennoblestmankindandmakesthimequaltothegods,whatislikeuntothee?'HereMrsProudieshowedevidentsignsofdisapprobation,which,nodoubtwouldhavebeensharedbythebishop,hadnotthatworthyprelatebeenasleep.ButMrSmithcontinuedunobservant;oratanyrate,regardless.'Whatislikeuntothee?Thouarttheirrigatingstreamwhichmakestfertilethebarrenplain.Tillthoucomestallisdarkanddreary;butatthyadventthenoontidesunshinesout,theearthgivesforthherincrease;thedeepbowelsoftherocksrenderuptheirtribute.
Formswhichweredullandhideousbecomeendowedwithgraceandbeauty,andvegetableexistencerisestothescaleofcelestiallife.Then,too,Geniusappearscladinapanoplyoftranslucentarmour,graspinginhishandthewholeterrestrialsurface,andmakingeveryroodofearthsubservienttohispurposes;——Genius,thechildofCivilization,themotheroftheArts!'Thelastlittlebit,takenfromthe'PedigreeofProgress',hadagreatsuccess,andallBarchesterwenttoworkwithitshandsandfeet;——
allBarchester,exceptthatill-naturedaristocraticfrontrowtogetherwiththethreearm-chairsatthecornerofit.Thearistocraticfrontrownowfeltitselftobetoointimatewithcivilizationtocaremuchaboutit;andthethreearm-chairs,orratherthatspecialonewhichcontainedMrsProudie,consideredthattherewasacertainheathenness,apapismsentimentalityalmostamountingtoinfidelity,containedinthelecturer'sremarks,withwhichshe,apillaroftheChurch,couldnotputup,seatedasshewasnowinpublicconclave.
'Itistocivilizationthatwemustlook,'continuedMrHaroldSmith,descendingfrompoetrytoproseasalecturerwellknowshow,andtherebyshowingthevalueofboth——'foranymaterialprogressintheseislands;and——'
'AndtoChristianity,'shoutedMrsProudie,tothegreatamazementoftheassembledpeople,andtothethoroughwakeningofthebishop,who,jumpingupinhischairatthesoundofthewell-knownvoice,exclaimed,'Certainly,certainly.'
'Hear,hear,hear,'saidthoseonthebencheswhoparticularlybelongedtoMrsProudie'sschoolofdivinityinthecity,andamongthevoiceswasdistinctlyheardthatofanewvergerinwhosebehalfshehadgreatlyinterestedherself.
'Oh,yesChristianity,ofcourse,'saidHaroldSmith,uponwhomtheinterruptiondidnotseemtohaveoperatedfavourably.
'ChristianityandSabbath-dayobservation,'exclaimedMrsProudie,who,nowthatshehadobtainedtheearofthepublic,seemedwellinclinedtokeepit.'LetusneverforgetthattheseislanderscanneverprosperunlesstheykeeptheSabbathholy.'PoorMrSmith,havingbeensorudelydraggedfromhishighhorse,wasneverabletomountitagain,andcompletedthelectureinamannernotatallcomfortabletohimself.Hehadthere,onthetablebeforehim,ahugebundleofstatistics,withwhichhehadmeanttoconvincethereasonofhishearers,afterhehadtakenfullpossessionoftheirfeelings.Buttheyfellverydullandflat.Andatthemomentwhenhewasinterrupted,hewasabouttoexplainthatthatmaterialprogresstowhichhehadalludedcouldnotbeattainedwithoutmoney;andthatitbehovedthem,thepeopleofBarchesterbeforehim,tocomeforwardwiththeirpurseslikemenandbrothers.Hedidalsoattemptthis;butfromthemomentofthatfatalonslaughtfromthearm-chair,itwascleartohim,andtoeveryoneelse,thatMrsProudiewasnowtheheroofthehour.Histimehadgoneby,andthepeopleofBarchesterdidnotcareastrawforhisappeal.Fromthesecausesthelecturewasoverafulltwentyminutesearlierthananyonehadexpected,tothegreatdelightofMessrsSowerbyandSupplehouse,who,onthatevening,movedandcarriedavoteofthankstoMrsProudie.Fortheyhadgaydoingsyetbeforetheywenttotheirbeds.
'Robarts,hereonemoment,'MrSowerbysaid,astheywerestandingatthedooroftheMechanic'sInstitute.Don'tgooffwithMrandMrsBishop.WearegoingtohavealittlesupperattheDragonofWantly,and,afterwhatwehavegonethrough,uponmyword,wewantit.Youcantelloneofthepalaceservantstoletyouin.'Markconsideredtheproposalwistfully.Hewouldfainhavejoinedthesupperpartyhadhedared,buthe,likemanyothersofhiscloth,hadthefearofMrsProudiebeforehiseyes.Andaverymerrysuppertheyhad;butpoorMrHaroldSmithwasnotthemerriestoftheparty.
CHAPTERVII
SUNDAYMORNING
Itwas,perhaps,quiteaswellonthewholeforMarkRobarts,thathedidnotgotothatsupperparty.Itwaseleveno'clockbeforetheysatdownandnearlytwobeforethegentlemenwereinbed.Itmustberememberedthathehadtopreach,ontheSundaymorning,acharitysermononbehalfofamissiontoMrHaroldSmith'sislanders;and,totellthetruth,itwasataskforwhichhehadnowverylittleinclination.Whenfirstinvitedtodothis,hehadregardedthetaskseriouslyenough,ashealwaysdidregardsuchwork,andhecompletedhissermonfortheoccasionbeforeheleftFramley;but,sincethat,anairofridiculehadbeenthrownoverthewholeaffair,inwhichhehadjoinedwithoutmuchthinkingofhisownsermon,andthismadehimnowheartilywishthathecouldchooseadiscourseuponanyothersubject.Heknewwellthattheverypointsonwhichhehadmostinsisted,werethosewhichhaddrawnmostmirthfromMissDunstableandMrsSmith,andhadoftenestprovokedhisownlaughter;andhowwashenowtopreachonthosemattersinafittingmood,knowing,ashewouldknow,thatthesetwoladieswouldbelookingathim,wouldendeavourtocatchhiseye,andwouldturnhimintoridiculeastheyhadalreadyturnedthelecturer?Inthishedidinjusticetooneofthoseladiesunconsciously.MissDunstable,withallheraptitudeformirth,andwemayalmostfairlysayforfrolic,wasinnowayinclinedtoridiculereligionorsayanythingwhichshethoughtappertainedtoit.ItmaybepresumedthatamongsuchthingsshedidnotincludeMrsProudie,asshewaswillingenoughtolaughatthatlady;butMark,hadheknownherbetter,mighthavebeensurethatshewouldhavesatouthissermonwithperfectpropriety.
Asitwas,however,hedidfeelconsiderableuneasiness;andinthemorning,hegotupearly,withtheviewofseeingwhatmightbedoneinthewayofemendation.Hecutoutthosepartswhichreferredmostspeciallytotheislands,——herejectedaltogetherthosenamesoverwhichtheyhadalllaughedtogethersoheartily,——andheinsertedastringofgenialremarks,veryuseful,nodoubt,whichheflatteredhimselfwouldrobhissermonofallsimilaritytoHaroldSmith'slecture.Hehad,perhaps,hoped,whenwritingit,tocreatesomelittlesensation;butnowhewouldbequitesatisfiedifitpassedwithoutremark.Ithadbeenarrangedthatthepartyatthehotelshouldbreakfastateightandstartathalf-pasteightpunctually,soastoenablethemtoreachChaldicotesinampletimetoarrangetheirdressesbeforetheywenttochurch.Thechurchstoodonthegrounds,closetothatlongformalavenueoflime-trees,butwithinthefrontgate.Theirwalk,therefore,afterreachingMrSowerby'shouse,wouldnotbelong.
MrsProudie,whowasherselfanearlybody,wouldnothearofherguest——andheaclergyman——goingouttotheinnforhisbreakfastonaSundaymorning.AsregardedthatSabbath-dayjourneytoChaldicotes,tothatshehadgivenherassent,nodoubtwithmuchuneasinessofmind;butletthemhaveaslittledesecrationaspossible.Itwasthereforeanunderstoodthingthathewastoreturnwithhisfriends;butheshouldnotgowithouttheadvantageoffamilyprayersandfamilybreakfast.AndsoMrsProudieonretiringtorestgavethenecessaryorders,tothegreatannoyanceofherhousehold.
Tothegreatannoyance,atleast,ofherservants!Thebishophimselfdidnotmakehisappearancetillamuchlaterhour.Heinallthingsnowsupportedhiswife'srule;inallthingsnow,Isay;
fortherehadbeenamoment,wheninthefirstflushandprideofhisepiscopacy,otherideashadfilledhismind.Now,however,hegavenooppositiontothatgoodwomanwithwhomProvidencehadblessedhim;andinreturntohislittlepersonalcomforts.Withwhatsurprisedidthebishopnowlookbackuponthatunholywarwhichhehadoncebeentemptedtowageagainstthewifeofhisbosom?
NordidanyoftheMissProudiesshowthemselvesatthatearlyhour.They,perhaps,wereabsentonadifferentground.WiththemMrsProudiehadnotbeensosuccessfulaswiththebishop.Theyhadwillsoftheirownwhichbecamestrongerandstrongereveryday.OfthethreewithwhomMrsProudiewasblessedonewasalreadyinapositiontoexercisethatwillinalegitimatewayoveraveryexcellentyoungclergymaninthediocese,theRev.
OptimusGrey;buttheothertwo,havingasyetnosuchopeningfortheirpowersofcommand,wereperhapsalittletoomuchinclinedtokeepthemselvesinpracticeathome.Butathalf-pastsevenpunctuallyMrsProudiewasthere,andsowasthedomesticchaplain;
sowasMrRobarts,andsowerethehouseholdservants——allexceptingonelazyrecreant.'WhereisThomas?'saidsheoftheArguseyes,standingupwithherbookoffamilyprayersinherhand.'Sopleaseyou,ma'am,Tummasbebadwiththetooth-ache.'
'Tooth-ache!'exclaimedMrsProudie;buthereyessaidmoreterriblethingsthanthat.'LetThomascometomebeforechurch.'
Andthentheyproceededtoprayers.Thesewerereadbythechaplain,asitwasproperanddecentthattheyshouldbe;butI
cannotbutthinkthatMrsProudiealittleexceededherofficeintakinguponherselftopronouncetheblessingwhentheprayerswereover.Shedidit,however,inaclear,sonorousvoice,andperhapswithmorepersonaldignitythanwaswithinthechaplain'scompass.
MrsProudiewasrathersternatbreakfast,andthevicarofFramleyfeltanunaccountabledesiretogetoutofthehouse.Inthefirstplaceshewasnotdressedwithherusualpunctiliousattentiontotheproprietiesofherhighsituation.Itwasevidentthattherewastobeafurthertoiletbeforeshesailedupthemiddleofthecathedralchoir.Shehadonalargeloosecapwithnootherstringsthanthosewhichwerewantedoftyingitbeneathherchin,acapwithwhichthehouseholdandthechaplainwerewellacquainted,butwhichseemedungraciousintheeyesofMrRobarts,afterallthewell-dressedholidaydoingsofthelastweek.Sheworealsoalarge,loose,dark-colouredwrapper,whichcamewelluproundherneck,andwhichwasnotbuoyedout,aswereherdressesingeneral,withanundermechanismofpetticoats.Itclungtoherclosely,andaddedtotheinflexibilityofhergeneralappearance.
Andthenshehadencasedherfeetinlargecarpetslippers,whichnodoubtwerecomfortable,butwhichstruckhervisitorasbeingstrangeandunsightly.'Doyoufinddifficultyingettingyourpeopletogetherforearlymorningprayers?'shesaid,asshecommencedheroperationswiththeteapot.
'Ican'tsaythatIdo,'saidMark.'Butthenweareseldomsoearlyasthis.'
'Parishclergymenshouldbeearly,Ithink,'saidshe.'Itsetsagoodexampleinthevillage.'
'Iamthinkingofhavingmorningprayersinthechurch,'saidMrRobarts.
'That'snonsense,'saidMrsProudie,'andusuallymeansworsethannonsense.Iknowwhatthatcomesto.IfyouhavethreeservicesonaSundayanddomesticprayersathome,youdoverywell.'Andsosayingshehandedhimhiscup.
'ButIhavenotthreeservicesonSunday,MrsProudie.'
'ThenIthinkyoushouldhave.WherecanthepoorpeoplebesowelloffonSundaysasinchurch?Thebishopintendstoexpressaverystrongopiniononthissubjectinhisnextcharge;andthenI
amsureyouwillattendtohiswishes.'TothisMarkmadenoanswer,butdevotedhimselftohisegg.
'IsupposeyouhavenotaverylargeestablishmentatFramley?'
askedMrsProudie.
'What,attheparsonage?'
'Yes;youliveattheparsonage,don'tyou?'
'Certainly——well;notverylarge,MrsProudie;justenoughtodothework,makethingscomfortable,andlookafterthechildren.'
'Itisaveryfineliving,'saidshe;'veryfine.Idon'trememberthatwehaveanythingsogoodourselves,——exceptatPlumstead,thearchdeacon'splace.Hehasmanagedtobutterhisbreadverywell.'
'HisfatherwasbishopofBarchester.'
'Oh,yes,Iknowallabouthim.Onlyforthathewouldbarelyhaverisentoarchdeacon,Isuspect.Letmesee;yoursis800pounds,isitnot,MrRobarts?Andyousuchayoungman!Isupposeyouhaveinsuredyourlifehighly.'
'Prettywell,MrsProudie.'
'Andthen,too,yourwifehadsomelittlefortune,hadshenot?Wecannotallfallonourfeetlikethat;canwe,MrWhite?'andMrsProudiewasanimperiouswoman;butthensoalsowasLadyLufton;
anditmaythereforebesaidthatMrRobartsoughttohavebeenaccustomedtofemininedomination;butashesattheremunchinghistoasthecouldnotbutmakeacomparisonbetweenthetwo.LadyLuftoninherlittleattemptssometimesangeredhim;buthecertainlythought,comparingthatladyandtheclericaltogether,thattheruleoftheformerwasthelighterandthepleasanter.ButthenLadyLuftonhadgivenhimalivingandawife,andMrsProudiehadgivenhimnothing.ImmediatelyafterbreakfastMrRobartsescapedtotheDragonofWantly,partlybecausehehadhadenoughofthematutinalMrsProudie,andpartlyalsoinorderthathemighthurryhisfriendsthere.Hewasalreadybecomingfidgetyaboutthetime,asHaroldSmithhadbeenontheprecedingevening;
andhedidtogiveMrsSmithcreditformuchpunctuality.Whenhearrivedattheinnheaskediftheyhaddonebreakfast,andwasimmediatelytoldthatnotoneofthemwasyetdown.Itwasalreadyhalf-pasteight,andtheyoughttobenowunderweighontheroad.
HeimmediatelywenttoMrSowerby'sroom,andfoundthatgentlemanshavinghimself.'Don'tbeabituneasy,'saidMrSowerby.'YouandSmithshallhavemyphaeton,andthosehorseswilltakeyouthereinanhour.Not,however,butwhatweshallallbeintime.
We'llsendroundtothewholepartyandferretthemout.'AndthenMrSowerby,havingevokedmanifoldaidwithvariouspealsofthebell,sentmessengers,maleandfemale,flyingtoallthedifferentrooms.
'IthinkI'llhireagigandgooveratonce,'saidMark.'Itwouldnotdoformetobelate,youknow.'
'Itwon'tdoforanyofustobelate;andit'sallnonsenseabouthiringagig.Itwouldbejustthrowingasovereignaway,andweshouldpassyouontheroad.Godownandseethattheteaismade,andallthat;andmakethemhavethebillready;and,Robarts,youmaypayittoo,ifyoulikeit.But,IbelievewemayaswellleavethattoBaronBorneo——eh?'AndthenMarkdidgodownandmakethetea,andhedidorderthebill;andthenhewalkedabouttheroom,lookingathiswatch,andnervouslywaitingforthefootstepsofhisfriends.Andashewassoemployed,hebethoughthimselfwhetheritwasfitthatheshouldbesodoingonaSundaymorning;whetheritwasgoodthatheshouldbewaitingthere,inpainfulanxiety,togallopoveradozenmilesinorderthathemightnotbetoolatewithhissermon;whetherhisownsnugroomathome,withFannyoppositetohim,andhisbairnscrawlingonthefloor,withhisownpreparationsforhisownquietservice,andthewarmpressureofLadyLufton'shandwhenthatserviceshouldbeover,wasnotbetterthanallthis.HecouldnotaffordnottoknowHaroldSmith,andMrSowerby,andtheDukeofOmnium,hehadsaidtohimself.Hehadtolooktoriseintheworld,asothermendid.Butwhatpleasurehadcometohimasyetfromtheseintimacies?Howmuchhadhehithertodonetowardshisrising?Tospeakthetruthhewasnotoverwellpleasedwithhimself,ashemadeMrsHaroldSmith'steaandorderedMrSowerby'smutton-chopsonthatSundaymorning.
Atalittleafterninetheyallassembled;buteventhenhecouldnotmaketheladiesunderstandthattherewasanycauseforhurry;
atleastMrsSmith,whowastheleaderoftheparty,wouldnotunderstandit.WhenMarkagaintalkedofhiringagig,MissDunstableindeedsaidthatshewouldjoinhim;andseemedtobesofarearnestinthematterthatMrSowerbyhurriedthroughhissecondegginordertopreventsuchacatastrophe.AndthenMarkabsolutelydidorderthegig;whereuponMrsSmithremarkedthatinsuchcasesheneednothurryherself;butthewaiterbroughtupwordthatallthehorsesofthehotelwereout,exceptingonepair,neitherofwhichcouldgoinsingleharness.Indeed,halfoftheirstableestablishmentwasalreadysecuredbyMrSowerby'sownparty.
'Thenletmehavethepair,'saidMark,almostfranticwithdelay.
'Nonsense,Robarts;wearereadynow.Hewon'twantthem,James.
Come,Supplehouse,haveyoudone?'
'ThenIamtohurrymyself,amI?'saidMrsHaroldSmith.'Whatchangeablecreaturesyouare!MayIbeallowedhalfacupoftea,MrRobarts?'Mark,whowasnowreallyangry,turnedawaytothewindow.Therewasnocharityinthesepeople,hesaidtohimself.
Theyknewthenatureofhisdistress,andyettheyonlylaughedathim.Hedidnot,perhaps,reflectthathehadassistedinthejokeagainstMrHaroldSmithonthepreviousevening.'James,'saidheturningtothewaiter,'letmehavethatpairofhorsesimmediately,ifyouplease.'
'Yes,sir,roundinfifteenminutes,sir:onlyNed,sir,thepost-boy,sir;Ifearhe'sathisbreakfast,sir;butwe'llhavehimhereinlessthannotime,sir!'ButbeforeNedandthepairwerethere,MrsSmithhadabsolutelygotherbonneton,andattentheystarted.MarkdidsharethephaetonwithHaroldSmith,butthephaetondidnotgoanyfasterthantheothercarriages.Theyledtheway,indeed,butthatwasall;andwhenthevicar'swatchtoldhimthatitwaseleven,theywerestillamilefromChaldicotesgate,althoughthehorseswereinlatherofsteam;andtheyhadjustonlyenteredthevillagewhenthechurchbellceasedtobeheard.
'Come,youareintime,afterall,'saidHaroldSmith.'BettertimethanIwaslastnight.'Robartscouldnotexplaintohimthattheentryofaclergymanintochurch,ofaclergymanwhoisgoingtoassistintheservice,shouldnotbemadeatthelastminute,thatitshouldbestaidanddecorous,andnotdoneinscramblinghaste,withrunningfeetandscantbreath.
'Isupposewe'llstophere,sir,'saidthepostillion,ashepulleduphishorsesshortofthechurch-door,inthemidstofthepeoplewhowerecongregatingtogetherreadyfortheservice.ButMarkhadnotanticipatedbeingsolate,andsaidatfirstthatitwasnecessarythatheshouldgoontothehouse;then,whenthehorseshadagainbeguntomove,herememberedthathecouldsendforhisgown,andashegotoutofthecarriagehegavehisordersaccordingly.Andnowtheothertwocarriageswerethere,andsotherewasanoiseandconfusionatthedoor——veryunseemly,asMarkfeltit;andthegentlemenspokeinloudvoices,andMrsHaroldSmithdeclaredthatshehadnoPrayer-Book,andwasmuchtootiredtogoinatpresent;shewouldgohomeandrestherself,shesaid.
Andtwootherladiesofthepartydidsoalso,leavingMissDunstabletogoalone;——forwhich,however,shedidnotcareonebutton.Andthenoneoftheparty,whohadanastyhabitofswearing,cursedatsomethingashewalkedinclosetoMark'selbow;andsotheymadetheirwayupthechurchastheAbsolutionwasbeingread,andMarkRobartsfeltthoroughlyashamedofhimself.Ifhisrisingintheworldbroughthimincontactwithsuchthingsasthese,woulditnotbebetterforhimthatheshoulddowithoutrising?Hissermonwentoffwithoutanyspecialnotice.MrsHaroldSmithwasnotthere,muchtohissatisfaction;
andtheotherswhoweredidnotseemtopayanyspecialattentiontoit.Thesubjecthadlostitsnovelty;exceptwiththeordinarychurchcongregation,thefarmersandlabourersoftheparish;andthe'quality'inthesquire'sgreatpewwerecontenttoshowtheirsympathybyamoderatesubscription.MissDunstable,however,gaveaten-poundnote,whichswelledupthesumtotaltoarespectableamount——forsuchaplaceasChaldicotes.
'AndnowIhopeImayneverhearanotherwordaboutNewGuinea,'
saidMrSowerby,astheyclusteredroundthedrawing-roomfireafterchurch.'Thatsubjectmayberegardedaskilled,eh,Harold?'
'Certainlymurderedlastnight,'saidMrsHarold,'bythatawfulwoman,MrsProudie.'
'Iwonderyoudidnotmakeadashatherandpullheroutofthearm-chair,'saidMissDunstable.'Iwasexpectingit,andthoughtthatIshouldcometogriefinthescrimmage.'
'Ineverknewsuchabrazen-facedthingbefore,'saidMissKerrigy,atravellingfriendofMissDunstable's.
'NorI——never;inapublicplace,too,'saidDrEasyman,amedicalgentleman,whoalsooftenaccompaniedher.
'Asforbrass,'saidMrSupplehouse,'shewouldneverstopatanythingforwantofthat.Itiswellthatshehasenough,forthepoorbishopisbutbadlyprovided.'
'Ihardlyheardwhatitwasshedidsay,'saidHaroldSmith;'soI
couldnotanswerher,youknow.SomethingaboutSundays,Ibelieve.'
'ShehopedyouwouldnotputtheSouthSeaIslandersuptoSabbathtravelling,'saidMrSowerby.
'AndspeciallybeggedthatyouwouldestablishLord's-dayschools,'
saidMrsSmith;andthentheyallwenttowork,andpickedMrsProudietopiecesfromthetopribbonsofhercapdowntothesoleofherslipper.
'Andthensheexpectsthepoorparsonstofallinlovewithherdaughters.That'sthehardestthingofall,'saidMissDunstable.
But,onthewhole,whenourvicarwenttobed,hedidnotfeelthathehadspentaprofitableSunday.
CHAPTERVIII
GATHERUMCASTLE
OntheTuesdaymorningMarkdidreceivehiswife'sletter,andtheten-poundnote,wherebyastrongproofwasgivenofthehonestyofthepost-officepeopleinBarsetshire.Thatletter,writtenasithadbeeninahurry,whileRobinpost-boywasdrinkingasinglemugofbeer,——well,whatofitifhehalffilledasecondtime?——wasneverthelesseloquenceofhiswife'sloveandofhergreattriumph.'Ihaveonlyhalfamomenttosendthemoney,'shesaid,'forthepostmanisherewaiting.WhenIseeyou,I'llexplainwhyIamsohurried.Letmeknowyougetitsafe.Itisallrightnow,andLadyLuftonwasherenotaminuteago.Shedidnotquitelikeit;aboutGatherumCastle,Imean;butyou'llhearnothingaboutit.OnlyrememberthatyoumustdineatFramleyCourtonWednesdayweek.Ihavepromisedthatforyou.Youwill,won'tyou,dearest?Ishallcomeandfetchyouawayifyouattempttostaylongerthanyouhavesaid.ButI'msureyouwon't.Godblessyou,myownone!MrJonesgaveusthesamesermonhepreachedthesecondSundayafterEaster.Twiceinthesameyearistoooften.Godblessyou!Thechildrenarequitewell.Marksendsyouabigkiss——YourownF.'
Robarts,ashereadthisletterandcrumpledthenoteupintohispocket,feltthatitwasmuchmoresatisfactorythanhedeserved.
Heknewthattheremusthavebeenafight,andthathiswife,fightingloyallyonhisbehalf,hadgotthebestofit;andheknewalsothathervictoryhadnotbeenowingtothegoodnessofhercause.HefrequentlydeclaredtohimselfthathewouldnotbeafraidofLadyLufton;butneverthelessthesetidingsthatnoreproachesweretobemadetohimaffordedhimgreatrelief.OnthefollowingFridaytheyallwenttotheduke's,andfoundthatthebishopandMrsProudieweretherebeforethem;aswerealsosundryotherpeople,mostlyofsomenoteeitherintheestimationoftheworldatlargeorthatofWestBarsetshire.LordBoanergeswasthere,anoldmanwhowouldhavehisownwayineverything,andwhowasregardedbyallmen——apparentlyeventhedukehimself——asanintellectualking,bynomeansoftheconstitutionalkind——asanintellectualemperor,rather,whotookuponhimselftoruleallquestionsofmindwithouttheassistanceofanyministerswhatever.AndBaronBrawlwasoftheparty,oneofHerMajesty'spuisneJudges,asjovialaguestaseverenteredacountyhouse;
butgiventoberathersharpwithalinhisjovialities.AndtherewasMrGreenWalker,ayoungbutrisingman,thesamewholecturednotlongsinceonapopularsubjecttohisconstituentsattheCreweJunction.MrGreenWalkerwasanephewoftheMarchionessofHartletop,andtheMarchionessofHartletopwasafriendoftheDukeofOmnium's.MrMarkRobartswascertainlyelatedwhenheascertainedwhocomposedthecompanyofwhichhehadbeensoearnestlypressedtomakeaportion.WouldithavebeenwiseinhimtoforgothisonaccountoftheprejudicesofLadyLufton?
Astheguestsweresomanyandsogreat,thehugefrontportalsofGatherumCastlewerethrownopenandthevasthall,adornedwithtrophies——withmarblebustsfromItalyandarmourfromWardourStreet——wasthrongedwithgentlemenandladies,andgaveforthunwontedechoestomanyafootstep.Hisgracehimself,whenMarkarrivedtherewithSowerbyandMissDunstable——forinthisinstanceMissDunstabledidtravelinthephaeton,whileMarkoccupiedaseatinthedicky——hisgracehimselfwasatthismomentinthedrawing-roomandnothingcouldexceedhisurbanity.
'Oh,MissDunstable!'hesaid,takingthatladybythehand,andleadingheruptothefire,'nowIfeelforthefirsttimethatGatherumCastlehasnotbeenbuiltfornothing.'
'Nobodyeversupposeditwas,yourgrace,'saidMissDunstable.'I
amsurethearchitectdidnotthinksowhenhisbillwaspaid.'AndMissDunstableputhertoesonthefendertowarmthemwithasmuchself-possessionasthoughherfatherhadbeenadukealso,insteadofaquackdoctor.
'Wehavegiventhestrictestordersabouttheparrot——,'saidtheduke.
'Ah!butIhavenotbroughthimafterall;'saidMissDunstable.
'——andIhavehadanaviarybuiltonpurpose,——justsuchasparrotsareusedtointheirowncountry.Well,MissDunstable,Idocallthatunkind.Isittoolatetosendforhim?'
'HeandDrEasymanaretravellingtogether.Thetruthwas,Icouldnotrobthedoctorofhiscompanion.'
'Why?Ihavehadanotheraviarybuiltforhim.Ideclare,MissDunstable,thehonouryouaredoingmeisshornofhalfitsglory.
Butthepoodle——Istilltrustinthepoodle.'
'Andyourgrace'strustshallnotinthatrespectbeinvain.
Whereishe,Iwonder?'AndMissDunstablelookedroundasthoughsheexpectedthatsomebodywouldcertainlyhavebroughtherdoginafterher.'IdeclareImustgoandlookforhim,——onlythinkiftheyweretoputhimamongyourgrace'sdogs,——howhismoralswouldbedestroyed!'
'MissDunstable,isthatintendedtobepersonal?'buttheladyhadturnedawayfromthefire,andthedukewasabletowelcomehisotherguests.Thishedidwithmuchcourtesy.'Sowerby,'hesaid,'Iamgladyouhavesurvivedthelecture.IcanassureyouIhadfearsforyou.'
'IwasbroughtbacktolifeafterconsiderabledelaybytheadministrationoftonicsattheDragonofWantly.WillyourgraceallowmetopresenttoyouMrRobarts,whoonthatoccasionwasnotsofortunate.Itwasfoundnecessarytocarryhimofftothepalace,wherehewasobligedtoundergoveryvigoroustreatment.'
AndthenthedukeshookhandswithMrRobarts,assuringhimthathewasmosthappytomakehisacquaintance.Hehadoftenheardofhimsincehecameintothecounty;andthenheaskedafterLordLufton,regrettingthathehadbeenunabletoinducehislordshiptocometoGatherumCastle.
'Butyouhadadiversionatthelecture,Iamtold,'continuedtheduke.'Therewasasecondperformance,wastherenot,whoalmosteclipsedpoorHaroldSmith?'AndthenMrSowerbygaveanamusingsketchofthelittleProudieepisode.
'Ithas,ofcourse,ruinedyourbrother-in-lawforeverasalecturer,'saidtheduke,laughing.
'Ifso,weshallfeelourselvesunderthedeepestobligationstoMrsProudie,'saidMrSowerby.AndthenHaroldSmithhimselfcameupandreceivedtheduke'ssincereandheartycongratulationsonthesuccessofhisexerciseatBarchester.MarkRobartshadnowturnedaway,andhisattentionwassuddenlyarrestedbytheloudvoiceofMissDunstable,whohadstumbledacrosssomeverydearfriendsinherpassagethroughtherooms,andwhobynomeanshidfromthepublicherdelightupontheoccasion.
'Well——well——well!'sheexclaimed,andthensheseizeduponaveryquiet-lookingwell-dressed,attractiveyoungwomanwhowaswalkingtowardsher,incompanywithagentleman.Thegentlemanandlady,asitturnedout,werehusbandandwife.'Well——well——well!I
hardlyhopedforthis.'Andthenshetookholdoftheladyandkissedherenthusiastically,andafterthatgraspedboththegentleman'shands,shakingthemstoutly.
'AndwhatadealIshallhavetosaytoyou!'shewenton.'You'llupsetallmyotherplans.But,Mary,mydear,howlongareyougoingtostayhere?Igo——letmesee——Iforgetwhen,butit'sallputdowninabookupstairs.ButthenextstageisatMrsProudie's.Ishan'tmeetyouthere,Isuppose.Andnow,Frank,how'sthegovernor?'ThegentlemancalledFrankdeclaredthatthegovernorwasallright——'madaboutthehounds,ofcourse,youknow.'
'Well,mydear,that'sbetterthanthehoundsbeingmadabouthim.
Buttalkingofhounds,Frank,howbadlytheymanagetheirfoxesatChaldicotes!Iwasouthuntingalloneday——'
'Yououthunting!'saidtheladycalledMary.
'Andwhyshouldn'tIgoouthunting?I'lltellyouwhat,MrsProudiewasouthuntingtoo.Buttheydidn'tcatchasinglefox;
and,ifyoumusthavethetruth,itseemedtometoberatherslow.'
'Youwereinthewrongdivisionofthecounty,'saidthegentlemancalledFrank.
'OfcourseIwas.WhenIreallywanttopractisehuntingI'llgotoGreshambury;notadoubtaboutthat.'
'OrgotoBoxallHill,'saidthelady;'you'llfindquiteasmuchzealthereasatGreshambury.'
'Andmorediscretion,youshouldadd,'saidthegentleman.
'Ha!Ha!Ha!,'laughedMissDunstable;'yourdiscretionindeed!
ButyouhavenottoldmeawordaboutLadyArabella.'
'Mymotherisquitewell,'saidthegentleman.
'Andthedoctor?Bytheby,mydear,I'vehadsuchaletterfromthedoctor;onlytwodaysago.I'llshowittoyouupstairsto-morrow.But,mind,itmustbeapositivesecret.Ifhegoesoninthiswayhe'llgethimselfintotheTowerorCoventry,orablue-book,orsomedreadfulplace.'
'Why?whathashesaid?'
'Nevermind,MasterFrank;Idon'tmeantoshowyouthisletter,youmaybesureofthat.Butifyourwifewillswearthreetimesonapokerandtongsthatshewon'treveal,I'llshowittoher.
AndyouarequitesettledatBoxallHill,areyou?'
'Frank'shorsesaresettled;andthedogsnearlyso,'saidFrank'swife;'butIcan'tboastmuchofanythingelseyet.'
'Well,there'sagoodthingcoming.Imustgoandchangemythingsnow.But,Mary,mindyougetnearmethisevening;Ihavesuchadealtosaytoyou.'AndthenMissDunstablemarchedoutoftheroom.
Allthishadbeensaidinsoloudavoicethatitwas,asamatterofcourse,overheardbyMarkRobarts——thatpartoftheconversationofcourseImeanwhichhadcomefromMissDunstable.AndthenMarklearnedthatthiswasyoungFrankGreshamofBoxallHill,sonofoldMrGreshamofGreshambury.Frankhadlatelymarriedagreatheiress;agreaterheiress,mensaid,eventhanMissDunstable;andasthemarriagewashardlyasyetmorethansixmonthsoldtheBarsetshireworldwasstillfullofit.
'Thetwoheiressesseemtobeveryloving,don'tthey?'saidMrSupplehouse.'Birdsofafeatherflocktogether,youknow.ButtheydidsaysomelittletimeagothatyoungGreshamwastohavemarriedMissDunstableherself.
'MissDunstable!why,shemightalmostbehismother,'saidMark.
'Thatmadelittledifference.Hewasobligedtomarrymoney,andI
believethereisnodoubtthathedidatonetimeproposetoMissDunstable.'
'IhavealetterfromLufton,'MrSowerbysaidtohimthenextmorning.
'Hedeclaresthatthedelaywasallyourfault.YouweretohavetoldLadyLuftonbeforeyoudidanything,andhewaswaitingtowriteaboutittillheheardfromyou.Itseemsthatyouneversaidawordtoherladyshiponthesubject.'
'Ineverdid,certainly.MycommissionfromLuftonwastobreakthemattertoherwhenIfoundherinaproperhumourforreceivingit.IfyouknewLadyLuftonaswellasIdo,youwouldknowthatitisnoteverydaythatshewouldbeinahumourforsuchthings.'
'AndsoIwastobekeptwaitingindefinitelybecauseyoutwobetweenyouwereafraidofanoldwoman!However,Ihavenotawordtosayagainsther,andthematterissettlednow.'
'Hasthefarmbeensold?'
'Notabitofit.ThedowagerwouldnotbringhermindtosuffersuchprofanationfortheLuftonacres,andsoshesoldfivethousandpoundsoutofthefundsandsentthemoneytoLuftonasapresent;——sentittohimwithoutsayingaword,onlyhopingthatitwouldsufficeforhiswants.IwishIhadamother,Iknow.'
Markfounditimpossibleatthemomenttomakeanyremarkuponwhathadbeentoldhim,buthefeltasuddenqualmofconscienceandawishthathewasbackatFramleyinsteadofGatherumCastleatthepresentmoment.HeknewagooddealrespectingLadyLufton'sincomeandthemannerinwhichitwasspent.Itwasveryhandsomeforasinglelady,butthenshelivedinafreeandopen-handedstyle;hercharitieswerenoble;therewasnoreasonwhysheshouldsavemoney,andherannualincomewasusuallyspentwithintheyear.Markknewthis,andheknewalsothatnothingshortofanimpossibilitytomaintainthemwouldinducehertolessenhercharities.Shehadnowgivenawayaportionofherprincipaltosavethepropertyofherson——herson,whowassomuchmoreopulentthanherself——uponwhosemeans,too,theworldmadefewereffectualclaims.AndMarkknew,too,somethingofthepurposeforwhichthismoneyhadgone.TherehadbeenunsettledgamblingclaimsbetweenSowerbyandLordLufton,originatinginaffairsoftheturf.Ithadnowbeengoingonforfouryears,almostfromtheperiodwhenLordLuftonhadbecomeofage.HehadbeforenowspokentoRobartsonthematterwithmuchbitteranger,allegingthatMrSowerbywastreatinghimbadly,nay,dishonestly——thathewasclaimingmoneythatwasnotduetohim;andthenhedeclaredmorethanoncethathewouldbringthematterbeforetheJockeyClub.ButMark,knowingthatLordLuftonwasnotclear-sightedinthesematters,andbelievingittobeimpossiblethatMrSowerbyshouldactuallyendeavourtodefraudhisfriend,hadsmootheddowntheyounglord'sanger,andremonstratedhimtogetthecasereferredtosomeprivatearbiter.AllthishadafterwardsbeendiscussedbetweenRobartsandMrSowerbyhimself,andhencehadoriginatedtheirintimacy.Thematterwassoreferred,MrSowerbynamingthereferee;andLordLuftonwhenthematterwasgivenagainsthim,tookiteasily.Hisangerwasoverbythattime.
'I'vebeencleandoneamongthem,'hesaidtoMark,laughing;'butitdoesnotsignify;amanmustpayforhisexperience.Ofcourse,Sowerbythinksitallright;Iamboundtosupposeso.'Andthentherehadbeensomefurtherdelayastotheamount,andpartofthemoneyhadbeenpaidtoathirdperson,andabillhadbeengiven,andHeavenandtheJewsonlyknewhowmuchmoneyLordLuftonhadpaidinall;andnowitwasendedbyhishandingovertosomewretchedvillainofamoney-dealer,onbehalfofMrSowerby,theenormoussumoffivethousandpounds,whichhadbeendeductedfromthemeansofLadyLufton!
Mark,ashethoughtofallthis,couldnotbutfeelacertainanimosityagainstMrSowerby——couldnotbutsuspectthathewasabadman.Nay,musthenothaveknownthat,hewasverybad?Andyethecontinuedwalkingwithhimthroughtheduke'sgrounds,stilltalkingaboutLordLufton'saffairs,andstilllisteningwithinteresttowhatSowerbytoldhimofhisown.'NomanwaseverrobbedasIhavebeen,'saidhe.'ButIshallwinthroughyet,inspiteofthemall.ButthoseJews,Mark!'——hehadbecomeveryintimatewithhimintheselatterdays——'whateveryoudo,keepclearofthem.Why,Icouldpaperaroomwiththeirsignatures;andyetIneverhadaclaimupononeofthem,thoughtheyalwayshaveclaimsinme!'
IhavesaidthatthisaffairofLordLufton'swasended,butitnowappearedtoMarkthatitwasnotquiteended.'TellLufton,youknow,'saidSowerby,'thateverybitofpaperwithhisnamehasbeentakenup,exceptwhatthatruffianTozerhas.Tozermayhaveonebill,Ibelieve,——somethingthatwasnotgivenupwhenitwasrenewed.ButI'llmakemylawyerGumptiongetthatup.Itmaycosttenpoundsortwentypounds,notmore.You'llrememberthatwhenyouseeLufton,willyou?'
'You'llseeLufton,inallprobability,beforeIshall.'
'Oh,didnotItellyou?He'sgoingtoFramleyCourtatonce;
you'llfindhimtherewhenyoureturn.'
'FindhimatFramley?'
'Yes;thislittlecadeaufromhismotherhastouchedhisfilialheart.HeisrushinghometoFramleytopaybackthedowager'shardmoidoresinsoftcaresses.IwishIhadamother;Iknowthat.'AndMarkstillfeltthathefearedMrSowerby,buthecouldnotmakeuphismindtobreakawayfromhim.
Andtherewasmuchtalkofpoliticsjustthenatthecastle.Notthatthedukejoinedinwithanyenthusiasm.HewasaWhig——ahugemountainofacolossalWhig——alltheworldknewthat.NoopponentwouldhavedreamedoftamperingwithhisWhiggery,norwouldanybrotherWhighavedreamedofdoubtingit.ButhewasaWhigwhogaveverylittlepracticalsupporttoanysetofmen,andverylittlepracticaloppositiontoanyotherset.Hewasabovetroublinghimselfwithsuchsublunarmatters.Atelectiontimehesupported,andalwayscarried,Whigcandidates;andinreturnhehadbeenappointedlordlieutenantofthecountybyoneWhigminister,andhadreceivedtheGarterfromanother.ButthesethingswereamatterofcoursetoaDukeofOmnium.HewasborntobealordlieutenantandaKnightoftheGarter.Butnotthelessonaccountofhisapathy,orratherquiescence,wasitthoughtthatGatherumCastlewasafittingplaceinwhichpoliticiansmightexpresstoeachothertheirpresenthopesandfutureaims,andconcocttogetherlittleplotsinahalf-seriousandhalf-mockingway.IndeeditwashintedthatMrSupplehouseandHaroldSmith,withoneortwoothers,wereatGatherumforthisexpresspurpose.
MrFothergill,too,wasanotedpolitician,andwassupposedtoknowtheduke'smindwell;andMrGreenWalker,thenephewofthemarchioness,wasayoungmanwhomthedukedesiredtohavebroughtforward.MrSowerbyalsowastheduke'sownmember,andsotheoccasionsuitedwellfortheinterchangeofafewideas.
Thethenprimeminister,angryasmanymenwerewithhim,hadnotbeenaltogetherunsuccessful.HehadbroughttheRussianwartoaclose,which,ifnotglorious,wasatanyratemuchmoresothanEnglishmenatonetimeventuredtohope.AndhehadhadwonderfulluckwiththatIndianMutiny.Itistruethatmanyofthoseevenwhovotedwithhimwoulddeclarethatthiswasinnowayattributabletohim.GreatmenhadriseninIndiaanddoneallthat.Evenhisministerthere,theGovernorwhomhehadsentout,wasnotallowedinthosedaysanycreditforthesuccesswhichwasachievedunderhisorders.Therewasgreatreasontodoubtthemanatthehelm.Butneverthelesshehadbeenlucky.Thereisnomeritinapublicmanlikesuccess!Butnow,whentheevildayswerewellnighover,camethequestionwhetherhehadnotbeentoosuccessful.Whenamanhasnailedfortunetohischariot-wheelsheisapttotravelaboutinratheraproudfashion.Thereareservantswhothinkthattheirmasterscannotdowithoutthem;andthepublicalsomayoccasionallyhavesomesuchservant.Whatifthistoosuccessfulministerwereoneofthem!Andthenadiscreet,commonplace,zealousmemberoftheLowerHousedoesnotliketobejeeredat,whenhedoeshisdutybyhisconstituentsandasksafewquestions.Anall-successfulministerwhocannotkeephistriumphtohimself,butmustneedsdriveaboutinaproudfashion,laughingatcommonplacezealousmembers——laughingevenoccasionallyatmemberswhoarebynomeanscommonplace,whichisoutrageous!——mayitnotbeaswelltoostracizehimforawhile?'
'Hadwenotbetterthrowinourshellsagainsthim?'saysMrHaroldSmith.
'Letusthrowinourshellsbyallmeans,'saysMrSupplehouse,mindfuloftheJunoofhisdespisedcharms.AndwhenMrSupplehousedeclareshimselfanenemy,menknowhowmuchitmeans.
Theyknowthatthatmuch-belabouredheadofaffairsmustsuccumbtotheterribleblowswhicharenowinstoreforhim.'Yes,wewillthrowinourshells.'AndMrSupplehouserisesfromhischairwithgleamingeyes.'HasnotGreeceasnobleasonashim?Aye,andmuchnobler,traitorthatheis.Wemustjudgeamanbyhisfriends,'
saysMrSupplehouse;andhepointsawaytotheEast,whereourdearalliestheFrencharesupposedtolive,andwhereourheadofaffairsissupposedtohavetoocloseintimacy.
Theyallunderstandthis,evenMrGreenWalker.'Idon'tknowthatheisanygoodtoanyofusatall,now,'saysthetalentedmemberfortheCrewe-Junction.'He'sagreatdealtoouppishtosuitmybook;andIknowagreatmanypeoplethatthinksotoo.There'smyuncle——'
'He'sthebestfellowintheworld,'saidMrFothergill,whofelt,perhaps,thatthatcomingrevelationaboutMrGreenWalker'sunclemightnotbeofusetothem;'butthefactisonegetstiredofthesamemanalways.Onedoesnotlikehispartridgeeveryday.Asforme,Ihavenothingtodowithitmyself;butIwouldcertainlyliketochangethedish.'
'Ifwe'remerelytodoaswearebid,andhavenovoiceofourown,Idon'tseewhat'sthegoodofgoingtotheshopatall,'saidMrSowerby.
'Let'shaveachange,then,'saidMrSowerby.'Thematter'sprettymuchinourownhands.'
'Altogether,'saidMrGreenWalker.'That'swhatmyunclealwayssays.'
'TheManchestermenwillonlybetoohappyforthechance,'saidHaroldSmith.
'Andasforthehighanddrygentlemen,'saidMrSowerby,'it'snotverylikelythattheywillobjecttopickupthefruitwhenweshakethetree.'
'Astopickingupthefruit,that'sasmaybe,'saidMrSupplehouse.Washenotthemantosavethenation?andifso,whyshouldhenotpickupthefruithimself?Hadnotthegreatestpowerinthecountrypointedhimoutassuchasaviour?Whatthoughthecountryatthepresentmomentneedednomoresaving,mighttherenot,nevertheless,beagoodtimecoming?Weretherenotrumoursofotherwarsstillprevalent?——ifindeedtheactualwarthengoingonwasbeingbroughttoaclosewithouthisassistancebysomeotherspeciesofsalvation?Hethoughtofthatcountrytowhichhehadpointed,andofthatfriendofhisenemies,andrememberedthattheremightbestillworkforamightysaviour.Thepublicmindwasnowawake,andunderstoodwhatitwasabout.Whenamangetsintohisheadanideathatthepublicvoicecallsforhim,itisastonishinghowgreatbecomeshistrustinthewisdomofthepublic.Voxpopuli,voxDei.'Hasitnotbeensoalways?'hesaystohimself,ashegetsupandashegoestobed.
AndthenMrSupplehousefeltthathewasthemastermindthereatGatherumCastle,andthatthosetherewereallpuppetsinhishands.Itissuchapleasantthingtofeelthatone'sfriendsarepuppets,andthatthestringsareinone'sownpossession.ButwhatifMrSupplehousehimselfwereapuppet?Somemonthsafterwards,whenthemuch-belabouredheadofaffairswasinverytruthmadetoretire,whenunkindshellswerethrownagainsthimingreatnumbers,whenheexclaimed,'Ettu,Brute!'tillthewordswerestereotypeduponhislips,allmeninallplacestalkedmuchaboutthegreatGatherumCastleconfederation.TheDukeofOmnium,theworldsaid,hadtakenintohishighconsiderationthestateofaffairs,andseeingwithhiseagle'seyethatthewelfareofhiscountrymenatlargerequiredthatsomegreatstepshouldbeinitiated,hehadatoncesummonedtohismansionmanymembersoftheLowerHouse,andsomealsooftheHouseofLords,——mentionwashereespeciallymadeoftheall-venerableandall-wiseLordBoanerges;andmenwentontosaythatthere,indeepconclave,hehadmadeknowntothemhisviews.Itwasthusagreedthattheheadofaffairs,Whigashewas,mustfall.Thecountryrequiredit,andthedukedidhisduty.Thiswasthebeginning,theworldsaid,ofthatcelebratedconfederation,bywhichtheministrywasoverturned,and——astheGoodyTwoshoesadded——thecountrysaved.
ButtheJupiterwasnotfarwrong.AllthecreditwasduetotheJupiter——inthat,asineverythingelse.
InthemeantimetheDukeofOmniumentertainedhisguestsinthequietprincelystyle,butdidnotcondescendtohavemuchconversationonpoliticseitherwithMrSupplehouseorwithMrHaroldSmith.AndasforLordBoanerges,hespentthemorningonwhichtheabove-mentionedconversationtookplaceinteachingMissDunstabletoblowsoap-bubblesonscientificprinciples.
'Dear,dear!'saidMissDunstable,assparksofknowledgecameflyinginuponhermind.'Ialwaysthoughtthatasoap-bubblewasasoap-bubble,andIneveraskedthereasonwhy.Oncedoesn't,youknow,mylord.'
'Pardonme,MissDunstable,'saidtheoldlord,'onedoes;butninehundredandninety-ninedonot.'
'Andtheninehundredandninety-ninehavethebestofit,'saidMissDunstable.'Whatpleasurecanonehaveinaghostafteronehasseenthephosphorusrubbedon?'
'Quitetrue,mydearlady."Ifignorancebebliss,'tisfollytobewise."Itallliesinthe"if".'
ThenMissDunstablebegantosing:-
'"DidInotownJehovah'spowerHowvainwereallIknow."'
'Exactly,exactly,MissDunstable,'saidhislordship;'butwhynotownthepowerandtracethefloweraswell?Perhapsonemighthelptheother.'Uponthewhole,IamafraidthatLordBoanergesgotthebestofit.But,then,thatishisline.Hehasbeengettingthebestofitallhislife.
ItwasobservedbyallthatthedukewasespeciallyattentivetoyoungMrFrankGresham,thegentlemanonwhosewifeMissDunstableseizedsovehemently.ThisMrGreshamwastherichestcommonerinthecounty,anditwasrumouredthatatthenextelectionhewouldbeoneofthemembersfortheEastRiding.NowthedukehadlittleornothingtodowiththeEastRiding,anditwaswellknownthatyoungGreshamwouldbebroughtforwardasastrongConservative.
But,nevertheless,hisacresweresoextensiveandhismoneysoplentifulthathewasworthaduke'snotice.MrSowerby,also,wasalmostmorethanciviltohim,aswasnatural,seeingthatthisveryyoungmanbyamerescratchofhispencouldturnascrapofpaperintoabanknoteofalmostfabulousvalue.
'SoyouhavetheEastBarsetshirehoundsatBoxallHill;haveyounot,'saidtheduke.
'Thehoundsarethere,'saidFrank.'ButIamnotthemaster.'
'Oh!Iunderstood——'
'Myfatherhasthem.ButhefindsBoxallHillmorecentricalthanGreshambury.Thedogsandhorseshavetogoshorterdistances.'
'BoxallHillisverycentrical.'
'Oh,exactly!'
'Andyouryounggorsecovertsaredoingwell?'
'Prettywell——gorsewon'tthriveeverywhere,Ifind.Iwishitwould.'
'That'sjustwhatIsaytoFothergill;andthenwherethere'smuchwoodlandyoucan'tgetthevermintoleaveit.'
'Butwehaven'tatreeatBoxallHill,'saidMrGresham.
'Ah,yes;you'renewthere,certainly;you'veenoughofitatGreshamburyinallconscience.There'salargerextentofwoodtherethanwehave;isn'tthere,Fothergill?'MrFothergillsaidthattheGreshamburywoodswereveryextensive,butthat,perhaps,hethought——
'Oh,ah!Iknow,'saidtheduke.'TheBlackForestinitsolddayswasnothingtoGatherumwoods,accordingtoFothergill.Andthen,again,nothinginEastBarsetshirecouldbeequaltoanythinginWestBarsetshire.Isn'tthatit;eh,Fothergill?'MrFothergillprofessedthathehadbeenbroughtupinthatfaithandintendedtodieinit.
'YourexoticsatBoxallHillareveryfine,magnificent!'
'I'dsoonerhaveonefull-grownoakstandinginitspridealone,'
saidyoungGresham,rathergrandiloquently,'thanalltheexoticsintheworld.'
'They'llcomeinduetime,'saidtheduke.
'Buttheduetimewon'tbeinmydays.Andsothey'regoingtocutdownChaldicotesForest,arethey,MrSowerby.'
'Well,Ican'ttellyouthat.Theyaregoingtodisforestit.I
havebeenrangersinceIwastwenty-two,andIdon'tyetknowwhetherthatmeanscuttingdown.'
'Notonlycuttingdown,butrootingup,'saidMrFothergill.
'It'samurderousshame,'saidFrankGresham;'andIwillsayonething,Idon'tthinkanybutaWhiggovernmentwoulddoit.'
'Ha,ha,ha!'saidhisgrace.'Atanyrate,I'msureofthis,'hesaid,'thatifaConservativegovernmentdiddoso,theWhigswouldbejustasindignantasyouarenow.'
'I'lltellyouwhatyououghttodo,MrGresham,'saidSowerby;
'putinanofferforthewholeoftheWestBarsetshireCrownproperty;theywillbeverygladtosellit.'
'Andweshouldbedelightedtowelcomeyouonthissideoftheborder,'saidtheduke.YoungGreshamdidfeelratherflattered.
Therewerenotmanymeninthecountytowhomsuchanoffercouldbemadewithoutanabsurdity.ItmightbedoubtedwhetherthedukehimselfcouldpurchasethechaseofChaldicoteswithreadymoney;
butthathe,Gresham,coulddoso——heandhiswifebetweenthem——nomandiddoubt.AndthenMrGreshamthoughtofaformerdaywhenhehadoncebeenatGatherumCastle.Hehadbeenpoorenoughthen,andthedukehadnottreatedhiminthemostcourteousmannerintheworld.Howharditisforarichmannottoleanuponhisriches!harder,indeed,thanforacameltogothroughtheeyeofaneedle.
AllBarsetshireknew——atanyrateallWestBarsetshire——thatMissDunstablehadbeenbroughtdowninthosepartsinorderthatMrSowerbymightmarryher.ItwasnotsurmisedthatMissDunstableherselfhadhadanypreviousnoticeofthisarrangement,butitwassupposedthatthethingwouldturnoutasamatterofcourse.MrSowerbyhadnomoney,butthenhewaswitty,clever,good-looking,andamemberofParliament.Helivedbeforetheworld,representedanoldfamily,andhadanoldplace.HowcouldMissDunstablepossiblydobetter?Shewasnotsoyoungnow,anditwastimethatsheshouldlookabouther.Thesuggestion,asregardedMrSowerby,wascertainlytrue,andwasnotthelesssoasregardedsomeofMrSowerby'sfriends.Hissister,MrsHaroldSmith,haddevotedherselftothework,andwiththisviewhadrunupadearfriendshipwithMissDunstable.Thebishophadintimated,noddinghisheadknowingly,thatitwouldbeaverygoodthing.MrsProudiehadgivenheradherence.MrSupplehousehadbeenmadetounderstandthatitmustbeacaseof'Pawnoff'withhim,aslongasheremainedinthatpartoftheworld;andeventhedukehimselfhaddesiredMrFothergilltomanageit.
'Heowesmeanenormoussumofmoney,'saidtheduke,whoheldallMrSowerby'stitle-deeds,'andIdoubtwhetherthesecuritywillbesufficient.'
'Yourgracewillfindthesecurityquiteinsufficient,'saidMrFothergill;'butneverthelessitwouldbeagoodmatch.'
'Verygood,'saidtheduke.AndthenitbecameMrFothergill'sdutytoseethatMrSowerbyandMissDunstablebecamemanandwifeasspeedilyaspossible.Someoftheparty,whoweremorewideawakethanothers,declaredthathehadmadetheoffer;othersthathewasjustgoingtodoso;andoneveryknowingladywentsofaratonetimeastosaythathewasmakingitthatmoment.Betsalsowerelaidastothelady'sanswer,astothetermsofthesettlement,andastotheperiodofthemarriage——ofallwhichpoorMissDunstableofcourseknewnothing.MrSowerby,inspiteofthepublicityofhisproceedings,proceededinthismatterverywell.
Hesaidlittleaboutit,tothosewhojokedwithhim,butcarriedonthefightwithwhatbestknowledgehehadinthesematters.Butsomuchitisgiventoustodeclarewithcertainty,thathehadnotproposedontheeveningprevioustothemorningfixedforthedepartureofMarkRobarts.DuringthelasttwodaysMrSowerby'sintimacywithMarkhadgrownwarmerandwarmer.Hehadtalkedtothevicarconfidentiallyaboutthedoingsofthesebigwigsnowpresentatthecastle,asthoughtherewerenoothergueststherewithwhomhecouldspeakinsofreeamanner.Heconfided,itseemed,muchmoreinMarkthaninhisbrother-in-law,HaroldSmith,orinanyofhisbrothermembersofParliament,andhadaltogetheropenedhishearttohiminthisaffairofhisanticipatedmarriage.NowMrSowerbywasamanofmarkintheworld,andallthisflatteredouryoungclergymannotalittle.OnthateveningbeforeRobartswentawaySowerbyaskedhimtocomeuptohisbedroomwhenthewholepartywasbreakingup,andtheregothimintoaneasychairwhilehe,Sowerby,walkedupanddowntheroom.
'Youcanhardlytell,mydearfellow,'saidhe,'thestateofnervousanxietyinwhichthisputsme.'
'Whydon'tyouaskherandhavedonewithit?Sheseemstometobefondofyoursociety.'
'Ah,itisnotthatonly;therearewheelswithinwheels;'andthenhewalkedonceortwiceupanddowntheroom,duringwhichMarkthoughtthathemightaswellgotobed.
'NotthatImindtellingyoueverything,'saidSowerby.'Iaminfernallyhardupforalittlereadymoney,justatthepresentmoment.Itmaybe,andindeedIthinkitwillbe,thecasethatI
shallberuinedinthismatterforthewantofit.'
'CouldnotHaroldSmithgiveittoyou?'
'Ha,ha,ha!youdon'tknowHaroldSmith.Didyoueverhearofhislendingamanashillinginhislife?'
'OrSupplehouse?'
'Lordloveyou.YouseemeandSupplehousetogetherhere,andhecomesandstaysatmyhouse,andallthat;butSupplehouseandI
arenofriends.Lookyouhere,Mark——Iwoulddomoreforyourlittlefingerthanforhiswholehand,includingthepenwhichheholdsinit.Fothergillindeedmight——butthenIknowFothergillispressedhimselfatthepresentmoment.Itisdeucedhard,isn'tit?ImustgiveupthewholegameifIcan'tputmyhanduponL400,withinthenexttwodays.'
'Askherforit,herself.'
'What,thewomanIwishtomarry!No,Mark,I'mnotquitecometothat.Iwouldsoonerloseherthanthat.'Marksatsilent,gazingatthefireandwishingthathewasinhisownbedroom.HehadanideathatMrSowerbywishedhimtoproducetheL400,andheknewalsothathehadnotL400intheworld,andthatifhehadhewouldbeactingveryfoolishlytogiveittoMrSowerby.But,nevertheless,hefelthalffascinatedbytheman,andhalfafraidofhim.
'Luftonowesittometodomorethanthis,'continuedMrSowerby,'butthenLuftonisnothere.'
'Why,hehasjustpaidfivethousandpoundstoyou.'
'Paidfivethousandpoundstome!Indeedhehasdonenosuchthing;notasixpenceofitcameintomyhands.Believeme,Mark,youdon'tknowthewholeofthatyet.NotthatImeantosayawordagainstLufton.Heisthesoulofhonour;thoughsodeucedlydilatoryinmoneymatters.Hethoughthewasrightallthroughthataffair,butnomanwaseversoconfoundedlywrong.Why,don'tyourememberthatthatwastheveryviewyoutookyourself.'
'IremembersayingthatIthoughthewasmistaken.'
'Ofcoursehewasmistaken.Anddearlythatmistakecostme.I
hadtomakegoodthemoneyfortwoorthreeyears.Andmypropertyisnotlikehis——Iwishitwere.'
'MarryMissDunstable,andthatwillsetitallrightforyou.'
'Ah!soIwouldifIhadthismoney.AtanyrateIwouldbringittothepoint.Now,Itellyouwhat,Mark,ifyou'llassistmeatthisstraitI'llneverforgetit.AndthetimewillcomeroundwhenImaybeabletodosomethingforyou.'
'Ihavenotgotahundred,no,notfiftypoundsbymeintheworld.'
'Ofcourseyou'venot.Mendon'twalkaboutthestreetswithL400
intheirpockets.Idon'tsupposethereisasinglemanhereinthehousewithsuchasumathisbanker's,unlessitistheduke.'
'Whatisityouwant,then?'
'Why,yourname,tobesure.Believeme,mydearfellow,Iwouldnotaskyoureallytoputyourhandintoyourpockettosuchatuneasthat.Allowmetodrawonyouforthatamountatthreemonths.
LongbeforethattimeIshallbeflushenough.'Andthen,beforeMarkcouldanswer,hehadabillstampandpenandinkoutonthetablebeforehim,andwasfillinginthebillasthoughhisfriendhadalreadygivenhisconsent.
'Uponmyword,Sowerby,Ihadrathernotdothat.'
'Why?whatareyouafraidof?'——MrSowerbyaskedthisverysharply.'Didyoueverhearofmyhavingneglectedtotakeupabillwhenitfelldue?'Robartsthoughtthathehadheardofsuchathing;butinhisconfusinghewasnotexactlysure,andsohesaidnothing.
'No,myboy;Ihavenotcometothat.Lookhere:justyouwrite,"Accepted,MarkRobarts,"acrossthat,andthenyoushallneverhearofthetransactionagain;andyouwillhaveobligedmeforever.'
'Asaclergymanitwouldbewrongofme,'saidRobarts.
'Asaclergyman!Come,Mark.Ifyoudon'tliketodoasmuchasthatforafriend,sayso;butdon'tletmehavethatsortofhumbug.Iftherebeoneclassofmenwhosenameswouldbefoundmorefrequentonthebacksofbillsintheprovincialbanksthananother,clergymenarethatclass.Come,oldfellow,youwon'tthrowmeoverwhenIamsohardpushed.'MarkRobartstookthepenandsignedthebill.Itwasthefirsttimeinhislifethathehadeverdonesuchanact.Sowerbythenshookhimcordiallybythehand,andhewalkedofftohisownbedroomawretchedman.
CHAPTERIX
THEVICAR'SRETURN
ThenextmorningMrRobartstookleaveofallhisgrandfriendswithaheavyheart.Hehadlainawakehalfthenightthinkingofwhathehaddoneandtryingtoreconcilehimselftohisposition.
HehadnotwellleftMrSowerby'sroombeforehefeltcertainthatattheendofthreemonthshewouldagainbetroubledaboutthat400L.Ashewentalongthepassage,alltheman'sknownantecedentscrowdeduponhimmuchquickerthanhecouldrememberthemwhenseatedinthatarm-chairwiththebillstampbeforehim,andthepenandinkreadytohishand.HerememberedwhatLordLuftonhadtoldhim——howhehadcomplainedofhavingbeenleftinthelurch;hethoughofallthestoriescurrentthroughouttheentirecountryastotheimpossibilityofgettingmoneyfromChaldicotes;hebroughttomindtheknowncharacteroftheman,andthenheknewthathemustpreparehimselftomakegoodaportionatleastofthatheavypayment.Whyhadhecometothishorridplace?HadhenoteverythingathomeatFramleyatwhichtheheartofmancoulddesire?No;theheartofmancandesiredeaneries——theheart,thatis,ofthemanvicar;andtheheartofthemandeancandesirebishoprics;andbeforetheeyesofthemanbishopdoestherenotloomthetranscendentalgloryofLambeth?Hehadownedtohimselfthathewasambitious;buthehadtoowntohimselfnowthathehadhithertotakenbutasorrypathtowardstheobjectofhisambition.
Onthenextmorningatbreakfast-time,beforehishorseandgigarrivedforhim,noonewassobrightashisfriendSowerby.'Soyouareoff,areyou?'saidhe.
'Yes,Ishallgothismorning.'
'Sayeverythingthat'skindfrommetoLufton.Imaypossiblyseehimhunting;otherwiseweshan'tmeettillthespring.AstomygoingtoFramley,that'soutofthequestion.Herladyshipwouldlookformytail,andswearthatshesmeltbrimstone.By-bye,oldfellow!'
TheGermanstudentwhenhefirstmadehisbargainwiththedevilfeltanindescribableattractiontohisnewfriend;andsuchwasthecasenowwithRobarts.HeshookSowerby'shandverywarmly,saidthathehopedheshouldmeethimsoonsomewhere,andprofessedhimselfspeciallyanxioustohearhowthataffairwiththeladycameoff.Ashehadmadehisbargain——ashehadundertakentopaynearlyhalfayear'sincomeforhisdearfriend——oughthenottohaveasmuchvalueaspossibleforhismoney?IfthedearfriendshipofthisflashmemberofParliamentdidnotrepresentthatvalue,whatelsedidso?Butthenhefelt,orfanciedthathefelt,thatMrSowerbydidnotcareforhimsomuchthismorningashehaddoneonthepreviousevening.'By-bye,'saidMrSowerby,buthespokenowordastosuchfuturemeetings,nordidheevenpromisetowrite.MrSowerbyprobablyhadmanythingsonhismind;
anditmightbethatitbehovedhim,havingfinishedonepieceofbusiness,immediatelytolookforanother.
ThesumforwhichRobartshadmadehimselfresponsible——whichhesomuchfearedthathewouldbecalledupontopay——wasverynearlyhalfayear'sincome;andasyethehadnotputbyoneshillingsincehehadbeenmarried.Whenhefoundhimselfsettledinhisparsonage,hefoundalsothatalltheworldregardedhimasarichman.Hehadtakenthedictumofalltheworldastrue,andhadsethimselftoworktolivecomfortably.Hehadnoabsoluteneedofacurate;buthecouldaffordthe70L——asLadyLuftonhadsaidratherinjudiciously;andbykeepingJonesintheparishhewouldbeactingcharitablytoabrotherclergyman,andwouldalsoplacehimselfinamoreindependentposition.LadyLuftonhadwishedtoseeherpetclergymanwell-to-doandcomfortable;butnow,asmattershadturnedout,shemuchregrettedthisaffairofthecurate.MrJones,shesaidtoherselfmorethanonce,mustbemadetodepartfromFramley.Hehadgivenhiswifeapony-carriage,andforhimselfhehadasaddle-horse,andasecondhorseforhisgig.Amaninhisposition,well-to-do,ashewas,requiredasmuchasthat.Hehadafootmanalso,andagardenerandagroom.Thetwolatterwereabsolutelynecessary,butabouttheformertherehadbeenaquestion.Hiswifehadbeendecidedlyhostiletothefootman;butinallsuchmattersasthat,todoubtistobelost.Whenthefootmanhadbeendiscussedforaweekitbecamequitecleartothemasterhealsowasanecessity.
Ashedrovehomethatmorninghepronouncedtohimselfthedoomofthatfootman,andthedoomalsoofthatsaddle-horse.Theyatanyrateshouldgo.AndthenhewouldspendnomoremoneyintripstoScotland;andaboveall,hewouldkeepoutofthebedroomsofimpoverishedmembersofParliamentatthewitchinghourofmidnight.Suchresolvesdidhemaketohimselfwearilyhowthat400Lmightbemadetobeforthcoming.AstoanyassistanceinthematterfromSowerby——ofthathegavehimselfnopromise.Buthealmostfelthimselfhappyagainashiswifecameoutintotheporchtomeethimwithasilkshawloverherhead,andpretendingtoshiverasshewatchedhimdescendingfromhisgig.'Mydearoldman,'shesaid,assheledhimintothewarmdrawing-roomwithallhiswrappingsstillaroundhim,'youmustbestarved.'ButMarkduringthewholedrivehadbeenthinkingtoomuchofthattransactioninMrSowerby'sbedroomtorememberthathewascold.
NowhehadhisarmsroundhisowndearFanny'swaist;butwashetotellherofthattransaction?Atanyratehewouldnotdoitnow,whilehistwoboyswereinhisarms,rubbingthemoisturefromhiswhiskerswithhiskisses.Afterall,whatisthereequaltocominghome?
'AndsoLuftonishere.Isay,Frank,gently,oldboy,'——Frankwashiseldestson——'you'llhavebabyintothefender.'
'Letmetakebaby;it'simpossibletoholdthetwoofthem,theyaresostrong,'saidtheproudmother.'Oh,yes,hecamehomeearlyyesterday.'
'Haveyouseenhim?'
'Hewashereyesterday,withherladyship;andIlunchedthereto-day.Thelettercame,youknow,intimetostoptheMerediths.
Theydon'tgotillto-morrow,soyouwillmeetthemafterall.SirGeorgeiswildaboutit,butLadyLuftonwouldhaveherway.Youneversawherinsuchastateassheis.'
'Goodspirit,eh!'
'Ishouldthinkso.AllLordLufton'shorsesarecoming,andhe'stobetheretillMarch.'
'TillMarch!'
'Soherladyshipwhisperedtome.Shecouldnotconcealhertriumphathiscoming.He'sgoingtogiveupLeicestershirethisyearaltogether.Iwonderwhathasbroughtitallabout?'Markknewverywellwhathadbroughtitabout;hehadbeenmadeacquainted,asthereaderhasalso,withthepricewhichLadyLuftonhadpurchasedherson'svisit.ButnoonehadtoldMrsRobartsthatthemotherhadmadehersonapresentoffivethousandpounds.
'She'sinagoodhumourabouteverythingnow,'continuedFanny;'soyouneedsaynothingatallaboutGatherumCastle.'
'Butshewasveryangrywhenshefirstheardit;wasshenot?'
'Well,Mark,totellthetruth,shewas;andwehadquiteascenethereupinherownroomupstairs——JustiniaandI.Shehadheardsomethingelsethatshedidnotlikeatthesametime;andthen——butyouknowherway.Sheblazedupquitealot.'
'Andsaidallmannerofthingsaboutme.'
'Aboutthedukeshedid.Youknowsheneverdidliketheduke;andforthematterofthat,neitherdoI.Itellyouthatfairly,MasterMark.'
'Thedukeisnotsobadashe'spainted.'
'Ah,that'swhatyousayaboutanothergreatperson.However,hewon'tcomeheretotroubleus,Isuppose.AndthenIlefther,notinthebesttemperintheworld;forIblazeduptoo,youmustknow.'
'Iamsureyoudid,'saidMark,pressinghisarmroundherwaist.
'Andthenweweregoingtohaveadreadfulwar,Ithought;andI
camehomeandwrotesuchadolefullettertoyou.ButwhatshouldhappenwhenIhadjustclosedit,butincameherladyship——allalone,and——ButIcan'ttellyouwhatshedidorsaid,onlyshebehavedbeautifully;justlikeherselftoo;sofullofloveandtruthandhonesty.There'snobodylikeher,Mark;andshe'sbetterthanallthedukesthateverwore——whateverdukesdowear.'
'Hornsandhoofs;that'stheirusualapparel,accordingtoyouandLadyLufton,'saidhe,rememberingwhatMrSowerbyhadsaidofhimself.
'Youmaysaywhatyoulikeaboutme,Mark,butyoushan'tabuseLadyLufton.Andifhornsandhoofsmeanwickednessanddissipation,Ibelieveit'snotfarwrong.Butgetoffyourbigcoatandmakeyourselfcomfortable.'AndthatwasallthescoldingthatMarkRobartsgotfromhiswifeontheoccasionofhisgreatiniquity.
'Iwillcertainlytellheraboutthisbilltransaction,'hesaidtohimself;'butnotto-day;nottillafterIhaveseenLufton.'ThateveningtheydinedatFramleyCourt,andtheretheymettheyounglord;theyfoundalsoLadyLuftonstillinhighgood-humour.LordLuftonhimselfwasafine,bright-lookingyoungman;notastallasMarkRobarts,andwithperhapslessintelligencemarkedonhisface;buthisfeatureswerefiner,andtherewasinhiscountenanceathoroughappearanceofgood-humourandsweettemper.Itwasindeedapleasantfacetolookupon,anddearlyLadyLuftonlovedtogazeatit.
'Well,Mark,soyouhavebeenamongthePhilistines?'thatwashislordship'sfirstremark.Robartslaughedashetookhisfriend'shands,andbethoughthimselfhowtrulythatwasthecase;thathewas,inverytruth,already'himselfinbondsunderPhilistianyoke'.Alas,alas,itisveryhardtobreakasunderthebondsofthelatter-dayPhilistines.WhenaSamsondoesnowandthenpullatempledownabouttheirears,ishenotsuretobeengulfedintheruinwiththem?Thereisnothorse-leechthatstickssofastasyourlatter-dayPhilistine.
'SoyouhavecaughtSirGeorge,afterall,'saidLadyLufton;andthatwasnearlyallshesaidinallusiontohisabsence.Therewasafterwardssomeconversationaboutthelecture,andfromherladyship'sremarksitcertainlywasapparentthatshedidnotlikethepeopleamongwhomthevicarhadbeenlatelystaying;butshesaidnowordthatwaspersonaltohimhimself,orthatcouldbetakenasareproach.ThelittleepisodeofMrsProudie'saddressinthelecture-roomhadalreadyreachedFramley,anditwasonlytobeexpectedthatLadyLuftonshouldenjoythejoke.Shewouldaffecttobelievethatthebodyofthelecturehadbeengivenbythebishop'swife;andafterwards,whenMarkdescribedhercostumeatthatSundaymorningbreakfasttable,LadyLuftonwouldassumethatsuchhadbeenthedressinwhichshehadaddressedherfacultiesinpublic.
'Iwouldhavegivenafive-poundnotetohaveheardit,'saidSirGeorge.
'SowouldnotI,'saidLadyLufton.'WhenonehearsofsuchthingsdescribedasgraphicallyasMrRobartsnowtellsit,onecanhardlyhelplaughing.Butitwouldmegreatpaintoseethewifeofoneofourbishopsplaceherselfinsuchasituation.Forheisabishopafterall.'
'Well,uponmyword,mylady,IagreewithMeredith,'saidLordLufton.'Itmusthavebeengoodfun.Asitdidhappen,youknow,——astheChurchwasdoomedtodisgrace,——Ishouldliketohaveheardit.'
'Iknowyouwouldhavebeenshocked,Ludovic.'
'Ishouldhavegotoveritintime,mother.Itwouldhavebeenlikeabull-fight,Isuppose——horribletosee,nodoubt,butextremelyinteresting.AndHaroldSmith,Mark;whatdidhedoallthewhile?'
'Itdidn'ttakesoverylong,youknow,'saidRobarts.
'Andthepoorbishop,'saidLadyMeredith;'howdidhelook?I
reallydopityhim.'
'Well,hewasasleep,Ithink.'
'What,sleptthroughitall?'saidSirGeorge.
'Itawakenedhim;andthenhejumpedupandsaidsomething.'
'What,outloud,too?'
'Onlyonewordorso.'
'Whatadisgracefulscene,'saidLadyLufton.'Tothosewhorememberthegoodoldmanwhowasinthediocesebeforehim,itisperfectlyshocking.Heconfirmedyou,Ludovic,andyououghttorememberhim.ItwasoveratBarchester,andyouwentandlunchedwithhimafterwards.'
'Idoremember;andespeciallythis,thatIneveratesuchtartsinmylife,beforeorsince.Theoldmanparticularlycalledmyattentiontothem,andseemedremarkablypleasedthatIconcurredinhissentiments.Therearenosuchtartsasthosegoingtothepalacenow,I'llbebound.'
'MrsProudiewillbeveryhappytodoherbestforyouifyouwillgoandtry,'saidSirGeorge.
'Ibegthathewilldonosuchthing,'saidLadyLufton;andthatwastheonlyseverewordshesaidaboutanyofMark'svisitings.AsSirGeorgeMeredithwasthere,RobartscouldsaynothingthentoLordLuftonaboutMrSowerbyandMrSowerby'smoneyaffairs;buthedidmakeanappointmentforatete-a-teteonthenextmorning.
'Youmustcomedownandseemynags,Mark;theycameto-day.TheMeredithswillbeoffattwelve,andthenwecanhaveanhourtogether.'Marksaidhewould,andthenwenthomewithhiswifeunderhisarm.
'Wellnow,isnotshekind?'saidFanny,assoonastheywereoutonthegraveltogether.
'Sheiskind;kinderthanIcantellyouatpresent.Butdidyoueverknowanythingsobitterassheistothepoorbishop?Andreallythebishopisnotsobad.'
'Yes;andIknowsomethingmorebitter;andthatiswhatshethinksofthebishop'swife.Andyouknow,Mark,itwassounladylike,hergettingupinthatway.WhatmustthepeopleatBarchesterthinkofher?'
'AsfarasIcouldsee,thepeopleofBarchesterlikedit.'